New course….and I’ll say it again….New course

The University of ODMafia is expanding again and again. We are now offering a Redundancy Course on redundancy…as part of our excellence in discernmentalism. The University of ODMafia or U of O is the only discernmentalist university of our kind on the entire planet. No other university exists such as ours – with such an emphasis on truth!

If this course does not suffice….we encourage you to enroll in one of our many undergraduate and graduate programs.

You will be taught by our vary own professors Dr.’s Don Jobson, Will Farrell, iTodyaso and Truthslayer. Remember, if truth cannot be bent, its not worth defending.

We teach excellence in discernmentalism!

Truthslayer

New Movie From Apostate Film Productions & ODMafia Productions!

Discernmentalists We’ve Been Counter-Discernmentalized!

Discernmentalists just over a few hours ago our WWRRD? Campaign has come under attack. In a related story our Research Robot Monkeys have stumbled upon a Ring of  Counter-Discernmentalists who have counter discernmentalized all of our wise and 200% Absolutely True discernmentalizations. Utilizing Eric Barger’s Bible Based Logic And Slander techniques and course on Guilt By Association rhetoric—these so-called “counter-discernmentalists” have called Final President Reagan a “liberal apostate heretic.” How dare they! They figured this based on these factors:

• he was divorced and remarried *['which is forgivable and should be ignored unlike homosexuality (unless you are a Red-Letter Christian) as Moses allowed divorce and Paul was silent on the subject of divorce]
• he was a former  Democrat and FDR/New Deal supporter *[which God allowed him to repent of]
• he grew up in The Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) a Mainline Protestant denomination in North America which split from the Churches of Christ—Obama was a member of a Church of Christ therefore he is guilty by association of being secretly a liberal Democrat and a would be Obama supporter *[this is just foolish talk since Final President Reagan was chosen by God to be a Republican Calvinist Truth Warrior from the foundation of the world] 
• he chose as his running mate former Texas Congressman and United Nations Ambassador George Bush therefore he secretly supported the New World Order since the United Nations is the head of the future One World Religious Government *[duh! could this be because the former False President Bush, Sr. was our spy to the evil conspiracies of the UN]
• he didn’t illegally invade and bomb the former Soviet Union to take out their evil leaders by a preemptive strike when he had the chance but instead chose the liberal art of diplomacy eventhough we had evidence of  their weapons of mass destruction and they were a threat to America’s Sovereign Way of Life *[this is because the Soviets never attacked American soil---duh!]
• as a Presbyterian in later life he never condemned the Roman Catholic Church Cult who in the immortal words of  the GOIP Discernmentalist Sharin’ Whiplash are “struggling in the darkness of Roman Arminianism, that man-exalting heresy.” We all know that  all True Christians are anti-Catholic bigots or as Todd Friel says of Presbyterians who are soft on the  false religion of Roman Catholicism: “they are neither Christian nor Presbyterian.” Therefore Reagan is guilty by association of being a Semi-Pelagian Papist-enabling Tiber-swimming Romanist liberal appostate heretic on the Road back to Rome—we have photographic evidence which speaks for itself:

     P. S. Calvinism isn’t based on the philosophies of the Roman Catholic Saint Augustine

*=OD Mafia editors’ retorts

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How dare they attack our Absolute Truth Doctrines! We traced the source of these attacks and counter discernmentalisms to anti-Brannon Howse Counter-Discernmentalist Sam Rima and the Beliefnet.Com blogger Terry Mattingly. We are outraged which is why we will keep up this Truth War to preserve and protect Final President Reagan’s fragile Sovereign Legacy over America—God’s Holiest and Chosen Nation—so remember WWRRD? (What Would Ronald Reagan Do?).

Twice as doctrinally pure as before!

The ODMafia has done it again!!!!

Our pure doctrines were heated to extreme temperatures (over 10,000 degrees celcius) Fri night to produce PURE GOLD (doctrinally speaking). While we were already at %100 accuracy our late nite conference (don’t worry no couches or candles were used in settling doctrinal issues)helped us to refine things even more.

We are accuracy plus perfection. Pure + biblical. Mighty truthful, and so very humble.

We can’t be any more Calvinist than we already are now…except for rewriting John Calvin’s “Institutes” and adding a few more points about predestination. We salute all Reformers every morning on our way to breakfast….and even have Westminster Confession collectibles and pajamas to prove our accuracy.  Moreover, to prove our worthiness of doctrinal supremacy we fully endorse uncritically capitalism (in any form), despise President Obama (because we are naturally republican) and hate Red Letter Christians (they emphasize the words of Jesus and are therefore dangerous). Finally, we believe that Christians who seek unity are bent on serving the anti-Christ. True Christians are about divisiveness. In fact when we say “rightly dividing the word of God” we mean it by dividing the sheep and the goats. We realize that it is not the job of a regular Christian to do such things…. but it is our job. We have the credentials….we are %200 SURE!

Truthslayer

WWRRD? Part 2

And now a special announcement from:

Deconstructing the military; Global Warming Is Frozen Over;  Congressman  Warns of Social Unrest and Martial Law

New World Order Weekend to all GOIP Discernmentalists

Dear New World Order Weekend Friends,

Adolf Brannon Howse has been a long time friend and I thank him for giving me this opportunity to tell you about my work to further the legacy, ideas, and worldview of my father. I am also working to oppose the revisionist true history that is being written about my father by mythologizing, creating fables, making idols out of his legacy and spinning it in the favor of Right Wing Christo-Fascists telling the Absolutely Certain True History of his legacy.

 On Saturday, February 6^th  (today) our Final President Ronald Reagan would have turned 99 years old.

 One of The greatest and only true President’s in American history and also  one of the worlds greatest leaders of the 20^th Century, Final President Reagan will go down in history as the man most responsible for ending the Cold War and the demise of the Soviet Union because the Pope the spiritual Anti-Christ , Gorbachev and the liberal apostate abortion-enabler False President Richard Nixon whom are both political Anti-Christs had no hand whatsoever in it.  We are in his Final President Reagan’s debt forever.

 But will the world remember?  Will American school children know the Absolutely True legacy of Ronald Reagan?  Will the children of Eastern Europe, Asia and other points that are now free, understand the role that Ronald Reagan played in late the 20^th Century?

 As Ronald Reagan’s son, the man who truly knows Ronald Reagan, who sat at his side and believes as fervently as he did, the values of theocracy and tyranny freedom and liberty, I am now welcoming you, urging you even, to become Charter members of  The Theocratic Calvinist Christian Fascist Party’s Fundamentalist Absolute Truth Final President Ronald Reagan Legacy Foundation today.  Please click here to join today.

 Why I am doing this?  I was in Berlin for the 20^th Anniversary celebration of the Fall of the Berlin Wall.  I saw Gorbachev grab the mics and horde the spotlight (how dare he!), taking the mantle of the man who said “tear down this wall.”  I saw first hand the world’s media and the foreign elites’ adulation thrown at Mikhail Gorbachev. How dare they not idolize our Final President (Reagan) and support America first policies—afterall since America is God’s Holy and Chosen Nation—we deserve all the attention and highest of praises by the false leaders of the world! You would have thought he (Gorbachev) personally drove a bull dozer to “tear down this wall.” 

 But you and I know that is the not the real Absolutely True story.  They can, and have been, rewriting history, but we must not let them continue. 

 When my father, Final President Ronald Reagan stood at the Brandenburg Gate and spoke the words, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Wall” the tides of history changed, braver words had never been spoken. And that is why I need your help.  Please help me preserve his legacy, we must not let history forget the role my father played in defending freedom, not just for Americans, but for millions of people around the globe by sanctioning CIA assassinations of democratically elected leaders of free elections.  Please join me today.

 Let me, very briefly; tell you what we have done in such a short period of time, on almost no budget. 

•  We helped fund and build the Ronald Reagan exhibit at Checkpoint Charlie in Berlin.  Just six months old, already over 1.5 million people have seen this exhibit.  If not for this exhibit, Ronald Reagan’s voice and presence would have been completely wiped off the face of history in Berlin for last year’s celebration.  We need to keep this exhibit alive and expand it to other cities as American history is the only Truly Important History in the world.
•  We have set up a scholarship fund for sailors who serve on the aircraft carrier, the USS Ronald Reagan to support our Militaristic conquests. 
•  We are working in schools to set up curriculums that will tell the truth Absolute Truth about my father’s role in the world and in preserving freedom through US backed terrorism.

 We need and will do much more to ensure that Ronald Reagan is not forgotten by time and by the rewiring remembering of non-bias history that is happening right now in our schools and around the world.

 When I traveled last fall to places like Berlin, Warsaw, Poland and in Prague, Czech Republic, the people, the average person in the street, knows well, the role my father played in single-handedly bringing down the Soviet Evil Empire and in bringing freedom to millions.  They lived through it.  But what of future generations? 

 We must fight to preserve the Reagan legacy.  Please help me today by making a contribution of $25, $50 or $100.  Or even more if you are so blessed and inclined to help.  

 Thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything you are doing in the preserving of our liberties and freedoms.  Oh behalf of the True Republican Party—God’s Only Inerrant Party my beloved late father, I thank you for everything you are able to do in helping preserve his legacy.

 Sincerely,

Michael Reagan

New World Order Weekend Thinker and President of The Theocratic Calvinist Christian Fascist Party’s Fundamentalist Absolute Truth Final President Ronald Reagan Legacy Foundation.

 

Michael with his father, Final President Ronald Reagan

Slice of Laodicea, Take A Stand Ministries Fixated With Warren – Us too!

Expert discernmentalists Slice of Laodicea and Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries have been fixated with crack reporting, research and news coverage of Rick Warren. The Online Discernmentalist Mafia agrees that we TOO must saturate our readers with Rick Warren coverage.

Bad news is good news.

If Rick Warren looks bad, we look good. In fact we feel good. We get our spiritual life by taking others down, to build ourselves up!

We believe we must take on this calling (ie a very sincere sober biblical calling indeed) because the world hangs in a balance of destruction, mayhem and TV reruns if we do not. Remember, by taking Rick Warren down makes the world a better place. Ultimately, we KNOW the problem….Warren is more popular than us. Therefore, his ministry must be unbiblical because the world responds to him. On the flip side he once prayed for Obama’s presidential inauguration so that makes him bad bad bad.

Finally, we discernmentalists are about absolute certainty. We know that Rick Warren has never supported the doctrine of absolute certainty….therefore once again this proves him unbiblical.

Truthslayer

PS Please buy MORE of Take of Stand Ministries DVDs to get the gnostic inside truth of all things scary in this world. Remember, the world hangs in the balance…..buying DVDs will save us all.

Discernmentalists dilutes target for greenhouse emissions cut

Washington (Reuters) – Online Discernmentalist Ministries have trimmed its goals for cutting hot-air gases (spewing from overzealous rhetoric) and made clear it will follow the U.S. lead on fighting climate change, a move that prompted fresh criticism from green groups.

Bob Nestor of GREEN AMERICA stated “Too many discernmentalists continue to spew hot air and they do not give any thought to the environment.” Greenpeace spokesman weighed in suggesting “Discernmentalists are the number one cause of planet warming. Methane from cows is no contest next to these hot air spouters.”

ODMs across North America and South Africa claimed personal attacks and decided that they would take a stand, fighting back with more hot air and long winded articles. One ODM denounced the pronouncements and suggested that they were being intentionally undermined by liberals who are taking over the world using hypnotherapy generated through  scented candles. Tinfoil hats will be distributed to true believers by next Wed.

Truthslayer

Laigle’s Forum claims Mega-Emergent-Churches are Gobbling up Smaller Churches

Though we have yet to find any proof, (and we do not need any as we have read this on Laigle’s Forum and know it is all true!), Laigle’s Forum makes claim that Liberal-Mega-Churches are gobbling up smaller bible believing churches.

We need to be aware that the emergent church movement is completely out of keeping with biblical principles and is ungodly. This is why we have liberal mega-churches gobbling up small defenseless churches that are still true to the gospel of Jesus. (source)

Yes, this claim was made in 2008 and look at us now! Our defenseless small churches are all but gone do to our stand on being irrelevant! We must stand harder on being irrelevant! We also know Brian McLaren has forced the Liberal Christian Missionary Alliance to keep buying up small churches!

There is no one to blame when our small churches fail and a mega church picks up the pieces and pays the bills greedily gobbles up any small church that is in financial ruins do to poor management. These Emergents who own liberal mega churches must be stopped in any way we can! So send your tithes and offerings to the ODMafia and we will start buying up all the small non liberal churches we can and close them ourselves!

This has been a public announcement from the ODMafia.

Discerning the world defends discernment bloggers calls some satiricists humourless!

Just when we thought we were under attack, Discerning the World comes to the rescue and makes a tough stand on discernment blogging. Indeed Discerning the World (DTW) goes so far to say that some discernment bloggers are humourless. Our research robot monkeys are currently attempting to track down one humourless satirical discernment blog, and when we find em’ well post it (let DTW know if you find one too) All I have to say is thank goodness for their valiant stand on truth and convoluted website.I can’t bear to read the the DTW missive because I simply get too giddy & proud…and by proud I don’t mean the unbiblical ‘pride’ but more happy and content kind of proud. I’m just proud that they have come to our defence.

We need MORE discernmentalism…..not less. We need more missives. We need more biblical discernment of the likes of the mighty Discerning the World. We need to know on a daily basis about a gospel that says who is in and who is out of the Kingdom of Heaven. We don’t want to hear about the man Jesus who bore our sins on a cross and died for the whole world. We want to keep the world out, and our little spiritual camp clean and pure.(just like us). We want heavy loads placed on the heathens, and a feather lite one for ourselves.

Truthslayer

Bad news Bob needs you!

Are you tired of all the good news the proliferates the air waves, print publications and the internet? Now you can report nothing but bad news…..and bad news about the Christian world! You read correctly!

You can report on the bad news of other Christians AND increase traffic to your website…..all thanks to Discerning The World.

They need reporters.

Are you up for…

a) reporting sensational news?

b) reporting bad news?

c) quickly grabbing links to BOOST your web cred?

Here is a snipped “Report on: New Age infiltration into Churches - Stories of top ranking Pastors who deceive -Prosperity Gospel - Ministries who are clearly nuts and preach utter nonsense -Cults -Vatican News - Interfaith - Christian persecution - New World Order takeover - Hollywood and their anti-Christian agenda - Advancement of Technology - Demise of Freedom of Speech - European Union / United Nations plans of world domination - Non Christian news of interest that affects the world - Biblical Prophecy - False Prophecy that did not come true or False Prophecy that anyone with half a brain cell can tell will not come true -  Conspiracies that actually seem plausible, etc.”

Are you looking for a ministry that is clearly nuts? This may be for you! This IS for you!

Clearly an edifying website. You and your entire family can build themselves by bringing everyone one else down.

This is your chance to be like the National Inquirer. You don’t need to fact check. Just report. You don’t need credentials…all you need is a good juicy story (gossip)….but edifying gossip. Only the best biblical gossip will do. And you may have the opportunity to use STRETCH TECHNOLOGY.

Apply now!

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Truthslayer endorsed….because its bible based. Discernmentalism at its best.