Monster Energy Drink is Satanic!

November 15, 2014

I am happy to be back as the Truth War may have changed but for we true Bible Believers there is always a new scare for us to point out. In this video we see that a dear ODM has figured out the codes the Monster Energy Company uses to convert unaware users to Satanism! Yes, Satanism! One drink and you too will rot in the Eternal Hell forever. Though I do hear rumor Rockstar Energy drink may donate a few cases to help those in Hell. We applaud anyone who has the time to waste to send out a message as important as this. BTW, Red Bull gives you wings so it is the official drink of the Self- Right Ones.!

Dr. iTodyaso


And now a warning to Bible Believers…..

September 21, 2014

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John O’Keefe - It is a name you clearly can’t trust…..because his last name is derived from a beer company.

You heard it from us first!

And even worse….this beer company is from Canada (but now conveniently owned by Molson Coors as a cover up to hide this fact!) We ALL know that Canada has socialized health care – and that is blatantly communist. Moreover….

John likely is FOR healthcare.

John has tattoos.

John has a goatee.

John has chains around his neck.

Indeed – he has all the characteristics of an anti-war peacenik (we know this is wrong because we use the OT to prove it).

Finally….

Research assessed by the Online Discernmentalist Research Robot Monkeys in partnership with Take A Stand Ministries….and you have this:

John O’Keefe (healthcare/tattoos/goatee/chains/peace & beer)+Carling O’Keefe+Canada = Communist

Its pretty obvious to those with a keen eye for discernmentalism.

just sayin’

Truthslayer

PS we are thankful for several tips from Fox News.


Samaritan’s Purse Announcement

September 14, 2014

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Because HELL is hot, and we don’t want anyone mixing our ministry with actual purse wearing men (wink wink), we decided to change our name.

This message is completely endorsed by none other than mighty TRUTHSLAYER.

Defender of literalism and truthiness. Because regular truth just isn’t enough.


August 16, 2014

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More Discernmentalism to Come!

April 27, 2014

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For our trusty discernmentalist readers…..more discernmentalism to come! We don’t apologize for being gone so long (we never have to apologize because we are never wrong)….we have been fighting for truth and consumerism. Stay tuned….

 


Book Review: How to Profit from the Coming Rapture

December 10, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone makes mistakes but the ODMafia. Everyone (except the ODMafia) may forget to write a date down or accidently not carry that two as they calculate the day of the Rapture, so, why not make money as you do? We know that we will be the Chosen One’s who make it, but a few of you may also have to stay behind as you were not as holy as we are. This book can be your survivor’s guide after the Rapture or bad date setting.

It will teach:

1. How to motivate people to give.

2. How to find the cheapest billboards in town to keep face while pocketing the rest of the money.

3. Get others to finance TV and radio spots while still giving money to fund your new Mercedes!

Taking from the knowledge of Tim and Evie Levy who interviews hundreds of past Rapture giants will show you how you too can live high on the fear of others.

Buy it now from us!


Elvis Furtick Worship!

October 20, 2011

It grieves me that Todd Friel (Wretched) has caught yet another symptom of those heretical Postmodern Emergents: Pastor Worship. [Praise John MacArthur (P. B. U. H.)!] I mean just look at these idiots [Glory be to Spurgeon (the Prince of Preachers)!] here:

Thankfully you will never catch us worshiping men [Thanks be to John MacArthur (P. B. U. H.)!] instead of Christ. I mean just look at any of our Discernmentalist websites with all of their glorious missiveness [May Spurgeon (the Prince of Preachers) be pleased!]. Remember these words from Phil Johnson (Hugh Jass) on Spurgeon (the Prince of Preachers): “Today Spurgeon is widely beloved — not only Baptists, but even a man like Thielike! — and yet during his day that was not true. Almost everyone today wants to claim Spurgeon — they think of him as a big theological teddybar and theological neutral and devotional in his preaching.

And also these words from Todd Friel (Wretched) on John MacArthur (P. B. U. H.): “Yes, there are godly, Christ-centered pastors who have very large churches, but they are definitely exceptions to the rule. A few that come to mind are Dr. John MacArthur, RC Sproul, and John Piper. Unfortunately, the average “evangelical” no longer wants solid teaching, so the men who are standing firmly on Scripture are leading small flocks.” Thankfully you have ministries like ours and Todd Friel’s to “expose the truth behind this contemporary, emergent, tolerance, new age, relevance movement going on today.” And to show you “the similarities in the worship of men rather then Christ. How some Church Pastors are being worshiped, just like pop icons are worshiped.”


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