Classic Discernmentalist TV show revisited

Wonder Discernmentalist Woman had Discernmentalist powers far beyond those of ordinary women in apologetics, and was decked out with gold bibles and a golden bible belt containing the miracle metal truthemium, enabling her to deflect rational arguments and good theology with her wrists.  She also possessed a golden lasso with which she “wrangled” various emergent and mega church villains by misunderstanding their arguments and misquoting assailants. Assuming the “mortal” identity of Diana Prince, Wonder Discernmentalist Woman joined the CIA (Central Intelligensia Agency) fighting truth-crimes, scouting for heresy and condemning sinners.

Discerning The World has it wayyyyyy too easy!

Remember, when it comes to discernment…let the ODMafia think for you! That is what a discernmentalist ministry is for…..

Robot Research Monkey’s Turn Their “Truth-Journalmentalism” On Truthslayer

In a terrible twist of fate, the ODMafia Research mafia robots have been hacked by a rogue ODM! Our robot research monkey’s have revealed the following on Truthslayer:

1)     He does not read….ever. All information is absorbed by osmosis!

2)     He is far more righteous than anyone has ever believed. His righteousness exceeds that of the Pharisees.

3)     Truthslayer has such an EDGE on truth that he keeps a first aid kit with him at all times (he manages to cut himself several times a day)

4)     Truthslayer is simply amazed at his intense orthodoxy…so much so that he has re-edited several books of John Calvin’s Institutes (they are found not Calvinistic enough!)

5)     Truthslayer has been revealed to be the TRUE special ops of TRUTH. He wears specially made night vision goggles to expose false doctrine at night.

6) In addition Truthslayer has a REINFORCED SPINE for tough battles in the never ending truth wars!

300 Truth Warriors

The historic Battle of  Truthopylae comes to the screen courtesy of ITodyaso and Truthslayer’s financial backing.  The massive army of the MegaChurch Empire is sweeping across the globe, crushing every force that dares stand in its path. When a MegaChurch Empire envoy arrives in Reformata offering King MacArthur  power over all of Discernmentia if he will only bow to the will of the all powerful WarrenXerxes. The strong-willed leader assembles a small army comprised of his empire’s best truth warriors and marches off to battle. Though they have virtually no hope of defeating WarrenXerxes’ intimidating battalion, MacArthur’s soldiers soldier on, intent on letting it be known they will bow to no man but their king – orthodox King MacArthur part of the Reformed Intelligensia Empire.

The First Official Honorary ODMU Certificate goes to!

Honesty is not a high virtue for us Truth Warriors; if it was, then how would we be able to attack others as vicious as we do! To make my point in how the best of the best Truth Warriors operate, (not just the ODMafia) we turn once again to Discerning the World to show us how to be dishonest and yet come across righteous about it.

Here is a response to yours truly:

Comment by itodyaso | 23 June, 2009 <!– @ 14:50 –>| Reply

I see you let the one post through… but where are the others? Are comments monitored on this site? Usually it states it is or not.

Comment by iggy | 23 June, 2009 <!– @ 15:01 –>| Reply

• Iggy.

  Yes they are and I don’t sit here waiting for you to comment so I can jump and approve it. All comments are allowed.

  Comment by Discerning The World | 23 June, 2009 <!– @ 15:51 –>| Reply

 

Why are you censoring my last comment? Afraid people might learn the truth?

Comment by itodyaso | 23 June, 2009 <!– @ 14:44 –>| Reply

• Not censoring your comments…

  I monitor all comments on my own and then approve them.

  Like I said earlier: “I like to do it this way, so I can keep up with everything that is being said. I ‘allow’ all comments…except foul language, people trying to use fake names – multiple split personalities (like Roger/Frank did and friend of Steve’s), posting the same thing over and over again (this is not spam, it’s real people), people who seemed relatively sane to start with but do not end that way after a few approved comments, people who blatantly lie and try turn my blog into something it’s not meant to be (an advertisement for false teaching). etc. I will let everyone have their say, until it gets out of hand, so don’t EVER come say I did not let you speak yur mind.”

  Comment by Discerning The World | 23 June, 2009 <!– @ 16:47 –>| Reply

Then from that comment on and also in other threads, “Deborah” of Discerning the World deleted many comments citing that they were “not biblical”.

Now we here at the ODMafia allow all comments no matter how annoying they are. Yet, at Discerning the World it is an amazing gift she has to be able to state “All comments are allowed” and then delete whatever comment as she deems. (Often in a way that does not allow her readers to see the rebuttals so she can lie about what they stated! Clever!) Deborah really does not let you speak your mind… oh wait she does, but she just deletes it and lies about what you said. I am almost tempted to do that here!

We give the honorary certificate today as a Dishonest Comment Deletor in “Allowing all Comments”  yet not allowing
“all” to Deborah of Discerning the World. (She must be a Calvinist as “all” does not mean “all”) Congratulations!

Please join us in our celebration of John Calvin’s Birthday!

 

Yes! It is John Calvin’s 500th birthday…. today only! Please join us at the ODMafia headquarters for kool aid and and large bonfire where we will be burning an image of Michael Servetus who represents all the heretics that are out there today!

Disney releases long awaited The Shoddy Discernmentalist

In the move “Shoddy Discernmentalist” a discernmentalist attempts to continue discernmentalizing despite being turned into a dog. Although the movies does not actually state that christian mystics  (from hell obviously) turned this man into a dog,  is alluded too in the movie.

He keeps up his discernmentalist ways of ad hominem attacks, labeling, irrelevant facts and over exaggeration and huffy remarks despite the K-9 tragedy. This valiant truth warrior will surmount all obstacles to protect the absolute truth! Nothing will get into his way as he attempts to divide error with MORE error. The Shoddy Discernmentalist goes so far as to suggest who will be saved and who will not.

Some truth warriors have picketed this movie because it is not as hard-core as they had expected. There is some debate that the director may re-edit to make this more hard hitting.

We for one will picket this movie until it exposes MORE heresy.

Online Discernmentalists used ’snooper’s charter’ more than 10,000 times In UK

Surveillance powers originally designed to counter the threat of untruth and safeguard national security have been used by Online Discernmentalists more than 10,000 times over the past five years – often for “crimes” as minor as using bad words, re-clarifying theology, asking questions, critical thinking and the use of logic.

Politicians who obtained the details, said they represented a fresh erosion of civil liberties and warned that ODM’s were acting like Gestapo soldiers. ODM’s united against criticism and warned that the truth war could be lost if spying and torture were not enforced for the good of all Christians.

This is a TRUTH WAR my fellow TRUTH WARRIORS and we will not tolerate resistance, critique or independant investigations. We must win at any costs.

Original Discernmentalist Host will be back to Host “Are You A Heretic?”

The show, “Are You A Heretic?”which was created in America, and its popular line “Will you answer the question – are you a heretic?”  a smash hit….is coming back to TV.  Rating began to plummet when contestants where unable to discern as heresy as quick as audiences had originally hoped. The show will be re-tooled to fit a more savvy audience, but network bigwigs think that slight adjustments to the show and finding and branding more heretics like Brian Mclaren, Gregory Boyd, Charles Colson, NT Wright, Dan Kimball and others might help to boost ratings.

A spin-off show is being considered such as “Guilt By Association” among others.

Discernmentalists everywhere are lining up, being interviewed in hopes that they can finger a heretic in this revised television series.

Discernmentalist volcano spews lava, ash — dozens evacuated

A discernmentalist volcano spewed lava and belched ash into the sky Sunday, prompting the evacuation of dozens of people and renewing concerns of a major eruption in one of the world’s volcanic hotspots.

Discernmentalists, typically having a background in volcanism (because like volcanoes they also spew hot air). Some discernmentalists immediately blamed the lava flow on a secret underground Emerging Church. Some Online Discernmentalists suggested digging up the entire country until these culprits could be found and inquisitioned.

ODMafia believes that we need to build a device that can detect and decimate Emergents before another volcano is set off.