A friend sent me this encouraging email

February 2, 2008

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An Emerging Church Service~!

This may are may not be from a contributor of CRN. In fact all it stated was from the editor’s desk about Rick Warren’s new book* he helped co write.

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From the desk of the Right Reverend Pastor Teacher general-editor/editor:**  

The Lord spoke to me the other night as I read the dustcover of this book. Seeing as Warren is a semi-pelegian-Armenian-emerging-ecumenenical-diaper wearing snot head, it only seemed appropriate that I would be disgraced with the presence of God and it would lead me to write this diatribe….errr….missive.  

I didn’t even have to crack the book open since I realized that the editor was a cousin of a friend of a coworker of the mailman of a Rob Bell (who himself is a semi-pelegian-Armenian-emerging-ecumenenical-kid who writes the short bus). And since everyone who is a true convert knows that Rob Bell is the man-boy love child of Brian McLaren, who the Lord has told me is a slowly becoming catholic Birkenstock wearing hookahs smoking emergo poser, it pleases me that the Lord would also tell me to write a review of this book that’s only suitable for toilet paper, littler box liner, or tissues that I’d rather stick in naughty parts of my body. Now, I’m telling you in the Lord that “deeds not creeds” loving Warren is rotten root of the man centered liberal theology, since Africa is where fleshy tunes of Satan originates.  

Clearly this worldly music is eating away at the souls of children everywhere and in his own flesh mind Warren tells us that we should be involved in the great social causes such as emancipation, which the Lord told me is only dominion theology. Now apparently, in this freeing of slaves from slavery, which God didn’t see as a problem, see the scripture on this, it warms the cockles of my heart to let you know that emerging lead guitarist “pastors” everywhere are only going to use this book to encourage more commie loving puppets in their congregation to care for “the least of these”, who, everyone who is a true convert knows, are only people who God elected since before the beginning of time.  

Finally, since the time is near for His Return, and you now see how the Devil is bringing us to a one world religion, thanks to the North American Union and the apostate Roman Catholic Church. In closing, I want to remind all God fearing Christians everywhere to NOT DRINK soy milk, since it can make you gay. 

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Thank God we have people like Ken Silva  the general editor/editor at CRN that understand the hate of God and want to spread that message of His Anger to all!

I also wanted to share this bit from the Holiest anointed non cessationist prophet of Jesus Christ living today.

“And may I add that it is not to say that God doesn’t love, but it is to say that you’ll never understand how great His love is unless you know how great His hate is. I mean, if you understand that God hates sin so profoundly then you will find it all the more amazing that He can love sinners. So that without an understanding of His hate, His love is crippled too in our thinking. Love and grace are favorite terms, are void of meaning if God does not hate.” ~ John MacArthur

 

No doubt you have been blessed more by me as usually. (Hebrews 7:7)

Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.,

I. Todyaso

 *My lawyers told me that I must state that Rick only did the forward.

** The name was removed so that the evil Emergents don’t attack my friend with their vile anti heaven/hell/ teachings! 


New book and Rick Warren Tries to steal the Glory!

February 2, 2008

Rick Warren is all wet!

Rick Warren is all wet! What will he do next?

Recently one of my fellow “Truth War” warriors who are fighting by my side sent me a link to a book called The Better Hour: Lessons from William Wilberforce.

 

Rick Warren wrote the Foreward in it so we all know it is just about his own ego-driven-lies!

 

Let’s just say, HERETIC!

 If Jesus read this book filled with heresy He would vomit. I agree with the great apostle Paul as he states in 1 Thessalonians 3:” …no one would be unsettled by these trials. You know quite well that we were destined for them.” 

If John MacArthur read it he would drop dead from all the heretical things Rick Warren states!

 

We all know that Rick Warren is the antichrist and is pushing through the United Nations his plan for a purpose driven world! I have a source who attended one time Saddleback that told me Rick Warren is the head of the Illuminati!

 

Anyone who even hears the name Rick Warren knows that God has already judged and condemned this man. Oh, when will all those girly-grace- loving-hippy-pot-smokin’-beer swilling-gay loving-semi-plagioclase-filled hearts realize that God hates sinners.

 

God is angry and if we do not all repent and return to the “workman approved” doctrine. Then we might as well hand everyone over to Satan now. I mean the emergents already are with their mystical – labyrinth -candle-couch driven drivel they call “church”. I mean it is the Great Commission not missional. Missional is not even in the Bible!

 

To quote Tozer:

 

“The poor quality of Christian that grows out of our modern evangelistic meeting may be accounted for by the absence of real repentance accompanying the initial spiritual experience of the converts. And the absence of repentance is the result of an inadequate view of sin and sinfulness held by those who present themselves in the inquiry room.”

 

I can’t wait till the fires of Hell bring them the Truth of Christ!  I see that they must not be saved as they have no idea and dead man can’t save themselves… they better repent fro their postmodern anti Truth Gospel!

God is sovereign and in that we must protect Him and His Holy Truth.  If we the Holy Elect of God do not make a stand, books like this will come out and destroy the American way of life and the Gospel that we hold so near.

 

The only thing that is missing is endorsements from Brian McLaren and Tony Campolo. YEP THAT WOULD MAKE IT A NEW RICK WARREN BEST SELLER! OR SHOULD I STATE, BEST SELL OUT!

 

I will now close with this quote from Tozer and my comments.

THE MAN WHO IS SERIOUSLY CONVINCED that he deserves to go to hell is not likely to go there, while the man who believes that he is worthy of heaven will certainly never enter that blessed place.”

Tozer is so right! Rick Warren so seriously is heading to hell unlike those of us who are the true Elect of Calvin’s Reformed God who also hate Christian Mystics like me! Now, I have written extensively on the dangers of Rick Warren’s Purpose Driven Theology here (Add link that links right back to this page) and it shows that my research* is right on where this is all heading. Pigheaded Satanists rejoice over the Gospel of The Crucified Christ not being preached at those PDL churches! We know that God does not have a plan for you life or any purpose for you when you get truly saved. Heretics add lies like this all the time!

The Greatest Biblical teacher of all history except Jesus and Paul themselves, John MacArthur stated once, “How can people under­stand anything about love if they don’t understand God’s hate?” and I agree! We need to get the Truth out that God hates us all and just by Grace some of us are saved by The Great Predestined plan of God as taught by the Great Reformers that Rick Warren has decided to desecrate as he defecates on their blood and even worse their writings.

People like Rick Warren and the emergents make me sick with their lack of training and denial of the Truth Doctrines of Grace that hold us secure in God’s grace.

May the Lord make your love increase and overflow for each other and for everyone else, just as ours does for you,

I Todyaso

*My lawyers asked me to define “research” as “just my opinion.”


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