Rick Warren and Brian McLaren Save Bigfoot! Sort of!

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Rick Warren known for his heretical book the Purpose Driven Life which presents the soft-shell version of the Gospel and teaches the lie, God has a purpose for you, and Brian McLaren who has written many heretical books that tell people false teachings such as the Kingdom of God is “Here and Now” saved Bigfoot while hunting together for new paradigms to push on churches for church growth. Bigfoot had read The Purpose Driven Life and found certainty in his world of savage beasts and wild berries, but then after reading A New Kind of Christian lost all certainty and began looking for Emergent Villages to ravage. Brian McLaren (a heretic) and Rick Warren (another heretic) were able to sooth the savage beast and assure him God had a plan for him and that even in his uncertainty that we can still bring the Kingdom of God to all and be little Images of Christ.

 Yet, all was saved when Rick Warren (a heretic) accidentally regressed and dropped a copy of John Macarthur’s “Truth Wars” that Rick and Brian were deconstructing and as he read it was so struck by the magnitude of Truth and began spouting anti emergent slogans at Brian McLaren (a heretic). Brian McLaren then in a fit of rage began to pummel Bigfoot in a sicken display of Emergent violence.

 The Picture was take while Bigfoot just finished reading John Macarthur’s book. Rick Warren was off in the bushes fulfilling another purpose and realized he must have dropped John Macarthur book and was having trouble finding weeds to use instead.

 Bigfoot was quoted as saying, ” Arrrgh, herrrr mmmhhh roooo.” No one knows what that means.

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12 Responses to Rick Warren and Brian McLaren Save Bigfoot! Sort of!

  1. […] The Footprint » February 2008 wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt Discernmentalist News- Rick Warren known for his heretical book the Purpose Driven Life which presents the soft-shell version of the Gospel and teaches the lie, God has a purpose for you, and Brian McLaren who has written many heretical books that tell people false teachings such as the Kingdom of God is “Here and Now” saved Bigfoot while hunting together for new paradigms to push on churches for church growth. Bigfoot had read The Purpose Driven Life and found certainty in his world of sav […]

  2. Susan says:

    The headline was funny, but the story is distasteful. The bible says that we should speak the truth in love and to contend for the Gospel, but this is not the right way. I agree that Rick and Brian are heretics, but I just don’t think that it helps the situation to write stuff like this. I just don’t find this story to be funny.

  3. Susan says:

    After further reading here at this site, I realize that this must be parody site of Ken Silva’s site. It still is not funny!

  4. merry says:

    What did I ever do to deserve such an honor? :) Bigfoot is another on my list of approximately 3,000 heroes. I thank thee.

  5. itodyaso says:

    Susan,

    It is obvious you are far removed from having true discernment. As Ken Silva taught me and who comes here often for inspiration, it is a gift. I agree that God never has a sense of humor and that Jesus most definitely never laughed. We both know the only one that ever laughs is Satan.

    Jesus hated everyone just like His Father as the most humble pastor/teacher Ken Silva teaches and if you do not be careful in your assertion about this being a parody, God may wrath you in His holy anger and you will see how much laughing there is when God is loving you in Hell! That is if you are not of the Holy Regenerated Elect.

    BTW, I noticed you have John Wesley links on your blog, Ken Silva would call you a “man-loving semi pelagian”. So according to Ken Silva, who is my mentor, you are not truly saved!

    From the fullness of his grace we have all received one blessing after another,

    I. Todyaso

  6. itodyaso says:

    nator,

    As you can see there are some that are not as gifted of God to see the Truth that I present here. I am so persecuted! So many come and attack me for no reason.

    It is truly a burden!

    By the grace of God I am what I am,

    I. Todyaso

  7. nator says:

    I can see that you are truly persecuted. It is written that while all will hear the TRUTH not all will LISTEN. It isn’t up to us to make them hear, just present the TRUTH in plain terms and let the Holy Spirit do it’s work. Chances are they are not of the elect and they just don’t know it. God’s will can be so confusing to those who haven’t studied at the feet of such great men as Macarthur and the Pyromaniacs. TRUTH can be stopped, just ignored by the recievers of God’s holy wrath.

    For God so loved the world that he saved me,

    Nator

  8. itodyaso says:

    nator,

    My dearest disciple of Discernmentalism. I will just say that ANYONE that hates this blog and me, must also hate Jesus, for as Jesus say, “He who is not for ME, is against me.”

    Oh the persecution of the truth warrior, Jesus come quick and take us all out to that place called heaven (not that “New Creation” those heretics talk about but the real heaven) were we can live at peace away from sinners and in this time of year… those nasty tax-collectors.

    He is the atoning sacrifice for OUR sins,

    I.Todyaso

  9. nator says:

    I have found another kindred spirit, if you would like to check it out. His website is http://www.timetochangechurches.blogspot.com. A man after our own heart.

  10. itodyaso says:

    Did you mean http://time2changechurches.blogspot.com/ ?

    He is a rank amature… in my most humble opion that God has granted me to have.

    I. Todyaso

  11. nator says:

    Sorry, I can’t even hold a candle to your wonderful and God given abilites to type in websites. I will try harder next time.

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