Unknown Facts about Mark Driscoll!

1. Mark never sleeps, he plants Churches.

2. Mark is so holy he can add new books to the Bible, like Acts29

3. Mark once killed a man by reading him Calvin’s Institutes.

4. In prison Mark shanked a man in prison to keep his front teeth.

5. Mark is now afraid to shower with other men.

6. Mark used to swear more until his Tourette syndrome was properly medicated.

7. Mark has the mark of the beast tattooed on his buttocks

8. Mark once attended a U2 concert.

9. Mark used to be grunge when grunge wasn’t cool.

10. Mark once talked to Ravi Zachariah so Mark might be saved.

11. Mark once talked to Ravi Zachariah so Mark might not be saved.

 12. Mark shot a man while robbing his castle, Bobbie Sue took the money and run.

13. Before Mark was converted, he was the Rooster  and the Man in The Box (lyrics contain swear words so if you are easily offended do not click link)

14. Mark has seen the Black Hole Sun.

15. Mark dated Alice in Chains and members of Soundgarden.

16. Mark once went to see Swearengen to learn more swear words for sermons but left early as they did not swear enough.

17. A big part of Marks seminary train was at the Chapel before he realized it was a bar.

I am sure there are more, I am doing more research even now.

I. Todyaso

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2 Responses to “Unknown Facts about Mark Driscoll!”

  1. Alyssa Says:
    May 14, 2008 at 4:32 am

    This is a pretty pathetic attack on Mark Driscoll. It’s not even funny just nauseating. If you have a valid point, fine let’s hear it. Otherwise I feel reading your blog is a complete waste of time. I don’t know you folk so I will give you the benefit of the doubt but I do hope that you are doing more in your Christian faith than lashing out at other Christians!

    I find it really disapointing to come across pathetic timewasters like this blog.

  2. itodyaso Says:
    May 14, 2008 at 4:58 am

    Alyssa,

    This was one of our best-researched articles on Mark Driscoll. I hope you are doing more than lashing out at the Truth Warriors of Truth that we are. It seems that Driscollians are the most annoyed by this “attack” which we here call a rebuke and call to Mark to repent, (That is if he is truly regenerate like we are). So, where is all this “grace” you are supposed to have? Huh? Huh? It is like you are a girl or something.

    I suggest you read a few more articles before you judge and condemn us as we are the anointed called out ones of God. We share the same anointing of our great and impressively worthy Pastor of the Internet, Ken Silva.

    We are Just, and we live by Faith in OUR doctrine,
    I. Todyaso

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