John Hagee Explodes

And actual picture of a dramatized John Hagee exploding.

Sunday evening in Texas John Hagee the controversial fire and brimstone preacher exploded while trying to explain the complexities of his end times charts. A church spokesman said “It is a shame that he exploded, but he was trying his darndest to get the newcomers to understand the multifaceted nuances of eschatology. It took him 15 years of research and study to build these charts. One of a kind! He become so enraged and frustrated in trying to explain the book of Revelation that he simply burst!” A clean up crew was on sight to take care of his remains.

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