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Ken Silva says: “These are the songs I would sing myself.” The other ones I wrote I am selling to others are just to heretical for me to sing myself.”

 

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Oh what tangled weaves we web! Slice promotes Roman Catholic Chesterton!

Oh what tangled weaves we web! Slice promotes Roman Catholic Chesterton!

 

Yes, I was shocked, befuddled and greatly more disturbed than I already am when I read what was at Slice of Laodicea!

 

It is bad enough a good Calvinist like Piper will quote a heretic RCC, but then to see that Ingrid endorses the quote still has me shaking in self righteous fever!

 

“Piper cites G.K.Chesterton’s insightful description of that which is now fully fledged relativism.  The word ‘arrogance’ is used to hijack the term ‘conviction,’ and on the other side, ‘humility’ is used to hijack ‘uncertainty.’  In fact, the quote, from 1908, is so good, I will share it here:”

 

 

Of course we here at the ODmafia will not assault our readership with the heresy that Ingrid quotes from Piper quoting Chesterton. That would be so inconsistent with the high calling of Discernmentalism and would most likely make our readership barf.

 

But let me leave you with this thought from Augustine:

 

It is no great thing to be humble when you are brought low; but to be humble when you are praised is a great and rare attainment.
Humility” ~ Bernard, St.

 

Yes there is no praise at this horror of Ingrid quoting Piper quoting Chesterton. How can we if we are to stay true to the Creed of the Way of the Master Discernmentalist.

 

It is a sad day indeed and I am sure that the end is truly near,

 

I. Todyaso

Public Discernmentalist Announcement

 

We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia frown upon anyone attempting to apply humor, sarcasm at or against Online Discernmentalist the champions of absolute truth. We appreciate your co-operation and support for the Online Discernmentalist Mafia. Failing to comply will result in Online Discernmentalist special ops forces exposing your lies…

Let’s Review – What was that about Rick Warren anyway?

 

 

In deep online discernmentalist fashion Take a Stand Ministries (TSM) using their specially crafted and funded BS technology up the ante on the Rick Warren Watch. According to TSM hearsay (or is that heresy???) “we simply cannot tolerate anyone wavering from our super-reformed orthodoxy.” Upon further insight they noted “books laden with incomplete or even heretical theology ” and “I believe Rick Warren’s books and ministry has been a deceptive detriment and not a boon for the cause of Christ today” It is only with much prayer and trepidation (authentic quote!) that TSM released such a heartfelt cry to the world. The Online Discernmentalist Mafia also trepidates on a daily basis as part of regular regime of exercise and a balanced breakfast.

We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia support a balanced breakfast for all Discernmentalists everywhere. We also advocate a healthy fiberous dose of humility for everyone else (we don’t need any we are already super humble) Just keep in mind that Rick Warren is a threat to all true believers.

Phil Johnson reveals his Hugh Jass once again!

Pastor Hugh Jass aka Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson seems to be revealing his Hugh Jass once again! What a glorious day it is that Phil can share with all his Hugh Jass! I have personally never been so excited about Phil Johnson’s Hugh Jass as I am now.

Click here to see it while you can! Who knows if it will be here tomorrow. Or click here to see the Save Phil Johnson’s Hugh Jass reconstruction project page. We know, it’s a little janky, but we are working on it. Special thanks to commentor, Eagle Eye Mark S. for pointing out that the site was back up! Eagle Eye Mark S. also is the inspiration for the Save Phil Johnson’s Hugh Jass project. Oh and be sure to tell Phil Johnson how much you appreciate his Hugh Jass.

Phil Johnson loses his Hugh Jass!

Phil Johnson AKA Hugh Jass

With great saddness we are told that not only has Phil Johnson deleted  Schleuterized his Hugh Jass website, but it seems he has removed it from the internet archives as well. Many will miss Phil Johnson’s Hugh Jass and the whole Hugh Jass family he created… forever gone will be “Omar Gosh” and “Mick Stup”.

We will miss Hugh Jass’s attack against those fighting fundees…

But thank God Phil is not one of them! And now fights against foul mouth people like Mark Driscoll…

I am sure some really will miss Phil Johnson acting as a Hugh Jass

Long live Martin Luther!

I. Todyaso

 

 

Don’t be like foul mouth Mark Driscoll! Be more like Martin Luther!

Luther the pure and holy great reformer once said…

Warning: this quote contains strong language!

“Yes, we afterward established in our decretals that only the pope should convoke councils and name the participants.” But dear one, is this true? Who commanded you to establish this? “Silence, you heretic! What comes out of our mouth must be kept!” I hear it—which mouth do you mean? The one from which the farts come? (You can keep that yourself!) Or the one into which the good Corsican wine flows? (Let a clog shit into that!) “Oh, you abominable Luther, should you talk to the pope like this?” Shame on you too, you blasphemous, desperate rogues and crude asses—and should you talk to an emperor and empire like this? Yes, should you malign and desecrate four such high councils with the four greatest Christian emperors, just for the sake of your farts and decretals? Why do you let yourselves imagine that you are better than crass, crude, ignorant asses and fools, who neither know nor wish to know what councils, bishops, churches, emperors—indeed, what God and his word—are? You are a crude ass, you asspope, and an ass you will remain!” – Against the Roman Papacy, an Institution of the Devil. 1545.

Yes, do not be like Mark Driscoll, be more like Martin Luther!

Billy Graham Sliding Into Apostasy

 

Shane Trammel’s Blog (STB) a sharp, exhibition of clear thinking and expertise in copying the works of Apprising Ministries has something to say! Thankfully, STB like other Discernmentalist sharp shooting discernmentalists has developed through joint funding a Discernmentalist Photocopy Machine with the acronym “Photocopy-Accurately-Discerning” (PAD).  PAD allows STB to fully reproduce without error Apprising Ministries in all its glory! We fully support you.

Moreover, STB provided its own startling yet riveting commentary  ”I think it’s worth pointing out, as you read Pastor Silva’s post, that former Presidents Clinton and Carter spoke at the dedication of the Billy Graham Library… I am talking about The New Baptist Covenant, a gathering of mostly liberal ‘Baptist’ (moderate really is not fitting). Check out the site and do some research. I think you will find reason for concern. It is my humble opinion that the presidency of both these men was disgraceful primarily due to their liberal ‘Christian’ worldview. Make your own assessment and share it with us all.”

 

First, STB is definitely humble…we saw him on TV the other night declaring himself to be so. Second, we also endorse the research method of guilt by association. In other words if Billy was seen with a liberal…he MUST also be one too.

We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia will be beginning a “guilt by association research forum” next week to aid in aiding other sharp minded Discernmentalists in investimigations against the absolute truth. Guilt by association…this enables ODM’s across the world to forgo research and save money!

Christian based Internet Filter attacks this ministry!

 

I was amazed as I was looking over links to people who have come here. It seems that  Covenant Eyes has banned us over John Piper’s usage of the word “Crap“! Or is it that they are just blocking anything related to the emerging church?

 This is our battle. Yes, the emerging church and John Piper have cause us great duress and we are truly being martyred for our stand for holiness. We apparently cannot tell others how Holy we are and tell you how unholy others are as we will be censored by other Christian ministries.

We here say click on “Allow just this site” and be set free by our truth.

 

I. Todayso

Apprising on the New Monasticism

Apprising Ministries using their keen sense of research and carefully crafted wording noted with clever whit the sham of Shane Claiborne’s new monasticism and Rob Bell of the Emerging Church rebellion against Sola Scripture. We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia fully support Apprising’s appraisal….we are against any so called Christians who renounce worldly pursuits to fully devote to God’s work. Moreover, ODMafia’s stance for absolute truth means that we will NOT tolerate groups of Christians attempting to live together in community – this is the very act of REBELLION. In addition, ODMafia fully supports the Discernmentalist doctrine of Solo-Scriptura…we interpret-the-bible-the-way-we-see-fit and everyone else needs to submit.

We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia stand by this and if you challenge us, you are a weed, apostate or heretic (or maybe all three). Remember, we don’t make mistakes…you do!

PS We are short on money and need it fast for more Discernmentalist Projects.