(DNN) Eric Barger of Take A Stand Ministries got an alert early last Thursday morning when their Bible Based Satellite System known as BS detected a 10-second blast of energy known as a heresy ray burst coming from outer space.
Telescopes around the world swiveled to focus on the explosion, soon picking up infrared radiation, which is produced after heresy rays in this kind of event. Barger was ready to view the visible light, with a special bible based truth visor.
It never arrived.
“We were kind of blown away. We immediately knew what that meant,” Barger said.
What it meant was that he was looking at the oldest thing ever spotted — an enormous heretic exploding 6 000 years ago.
“At that point the age of the universe was only 300 years old,” he said. In other words, Barger said, he was looking “95 percent of the way back to the beginning of time.”
The heretic which exploded was 30 to 100 times larger than Rob Bell and Tony Campolo combined, and it gave off “about million times the amount of energy John Hagee could in his end time sermons in entire lifetime,” Barger told DNN by phone from Discernmentalist University, where he is an assistant professor of discernmentalism of distance objects.
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A very candid Bell informed his congregation on Sept 12, 2005 to not expend unnecessary energy on debate but to instead use it for more productive venues. Of course we at ODMafia insist that he debate us and expend more time on doctrinal differences…. especially our minor pet doctrines that place you in or out of the kingdom.
NBC has renewed “Law & Judgementalism: Special Victims Unit,” but the two discernmentalists of the show, still have no deals to return.
ABC Investigative News sources Benny Hinn healed a wheel chair accidentally. Hinn had summoned several people on stage with a variety of disabilities and ailments. Numerous people came forward with wheelchairs that were in serious disrepair. After his miracle working it was discovered the ONLY thing healed was a previously rickety wheel chair that had a bent axle, rusty spokes, and one busted wheel.
o be a Discernmentalist” – the television quiz show about truth warriors that heralded a flood of reality programing on U.S. television like “Big Discernment Brother and Survivor: Truth Warrior Edition” — will return to prime time screens in late summer.
According to Reuters “The United States will deploy 4,000 extra Discernmentalists to train Afghan truth forces in a revamp of its Afghan strategy that aims to disrupt Emergents and roll back the advances of the Emerging Church at large through meaningless arguments, fuzzy logic, guilt by association and misinformation, and squabbling over non-essentials.”
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