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Paris Hilton Interested in Discernmentalism

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In a surprise interview conducted by CBS, Paris Hilton revealed that if she could do anything in the world it would be Discernmentalism.

An unnamed Online Discernmentalist Ministry (ODM) spokesman suggested that there are a number of ODMs looking to recruit her and her dog for tough absolute truth training.

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pupfan#1 Says:
December 21, 2009 at 10:39 pm | Reply
paris hilton’s PUPPY is WAY better than herself

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