Miss California Exposed!

May 21, 2009

Hijab

Ingrid from Slice of Laodicea notes”  “Here’s yesterday’s “Just a Thought” from Tony Miano’s blog. Well said, Tony. Thank you.Tony wrote more fully on the subject here.

(Photo: Carrie Prejean, Miss California. Photo had to be cropped for modesty and even that didn’t work too well.) WOW Ingrid (thank-you!!!), you are very very holy, thank goodness for your bible-cropping and concern for modesty – and even making the claim of modest is even MORE modest.

ODmafia, being MORE humble, modest, prudish, diligent, conservative and Biblically minded made sure that the model photo met our high standards of decency and therefore we made adjustments to suit our audience. We apologize to our audience for exposing so much flesh. Please do not judge us.


Celebrate “Burn a heretic at the stake” Day!

May 21, 2009

grilled_steakMay 25th is “Burn a heretic at the stake day” a yearly celebration of our heritage of truth and practicing the words of Jesus.

But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you” – Jesus

`You shall love your neighbor as yourself. Jesus

You shall love the Lord your God with all your  heart, and with all your soul, and with all your strength, and with all  your mind; and your neighbor as yourself.” -Jesus

Unfortunately, a blogging error occurred above and  pesky verses that appeal to people who think the 4 gospels are very important appeared – so we crossed them out so that they do not disturb your conscience (It would disturb ours if we had one).

We meant to include Old Testament verses about ‘taking out the Canaanites‘ which we thought would be more pertinent and paralleled burning heretics at the stake. The ODMafia encourages selective bible quotations (almost entirely from the OT)…especially when it pertains to smoting enemies or burning them at the stake as a convenient way to silence them….or simply a good way to cherry pick our theology.

Keeping our worldview and theology simplistic so you can follow along!

PS  ODMafia apologizes for the incorrect pictorial…we always get our steaks and stakes mixed up. Last year Itodyaso showed up for a heretic roasting and he brought burgers.


Herescope-soft may unveil new discernmentalist search engine next week: report

May 21, 2009

search-engine-optimization-blog(Reuters) – Herescope-soft  Corp is likely to show a new version of its Internet search engine publicly for the first time next week, the Discernmentalist Journal said, citing people familiar with the matter.

The discernmentalist giant has been testing a new version of the service internally under the name of Heresy.com and it may become part of the firm’s attempt to catch up with Internet heresy-search leaders Apprising Inc and Slice Inc.

Herescope-soft  has hired Slice of Laodicea to stir up some righteous indignation  for the product, the paper said, citing people familiar with the matter.


Several ODMs including ODMafia’s variety entertainment show get the ax

May 21, 2009

AxeLOS ANGELES   – Belt-tightening broadcasters continue to take hard-line stances against older, modestly performing shows (like ours).

CBS has canceled long-running discernmentalist action-drama “Truthgate SGI” and veteran crime drama “Without a Discernmentalist,” and NBC is putting an end to Thursday night comedy mainstay “My Name Is Ingrid” and truth thriller “Mediocrity.” The moves come after late-in-the-game saves for relatively new fan favorites like NBC’s “Chuck Colson” and Fox’s “Truthhouse.”

OFMafia’s Variety Entertainment Show based on absolute truth skits was found to be entirely underwhelming, lacking in any entertainment value whatsoever.


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