A discernmentalist volcano spewed lava and belched ash into the sky Sunday, prompting the evacuation of dozens of people and renewing concerns of a major eruption in one of the world’s volcanic hotspots.
Discernmentalists, typically having a background in volcanism (because like volcanoes they also spew hot air). Some discernmentalists immediately blamed the lava flow on a secret underground Emerging Church. Some Online Discernmentalists suggested digging up the entire country until these culprits could be found and inquisitioned.
ODMafia believes that we need to build a device that can detect and decimate Emergents before another volcano is set off.
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Non-discernmentalist sites:
Ravi Zacharias International Ministries
itodyaso
seymorespurgeon
truthslayer
Will Farel XV
September 10, 2009 at 9:13 am |
[...] in their quest to understand volcanoes and volcanism have been taking carefully calibrated CO2 measurements of the hot air spewing from various discernmentalist ministries (ie collaboration!) Again, we [...]
September 10, 2009 at 12:02 pm |
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September 10, 2009 at 12:51 pm |
I strongly suggest the follow-up to this:
http://itodyaso.wordpress.com/2009/09/10/volcanoes-and-discernmentalists-have-commonality/
September 11, 2009 at 12:44 pm |
THIS IS RUBBISH
September 11, 2009 at 12:59 pm |
RE: This is rubbish
Yes, but we only print the finest rubbish…nothing but the best!
September 12, 2009 at 10:47 am |
Being who we are, this is the rubbish that is like chicken soup for the soul. The only difference is that instead of chicken soup, we are like molten lava and if you drink that, you will die or something like that. Jesus said you have to die to yourself and follow me… so follow me… your only source of truth in this Truth War!
Sitting at God’s Right Hand,
I Todyaso
September 18, 2009 at 7:36 am |
Just think for one second that their is ALLAH, who is true, only one. Now the muslims are saying that we shall face them after the death and the Muslims should enjoy the Heaven and the others will be punished in the hill. What is the concept of Hill in ISLAM, Burning vally, where no one will die becouase death will die on the day of justice. The valcanos are a small sights of the HILL. You must have to think about the life after death when we shall have to face the HILL or HEAVEN. Now their are two ways, Emrace ISLAM and enjoy HEAVEN oterwise go into HILL.
September 18, 2009 at 7:56 am |
Ali Shah
Appreciate you stopping by. First we are satire site, and second I think your reference to “hill” I’m assuming is actually hell.
Christians believe in the prophet Jesus who came as THE light of the world to restore our relationship with the Living God. We believe that by embracing religion will bring only more death…not life. You see Jesus came not to give us a new system of religion but LIFE in a person and thru a particular person JESUS.
Your own Koran instructs you to read from the ‘people of the book’ therefore I would strongly encourage you to read from one of the books in our Bible: Matthew, Mark, Luke or John about the life and sayings of Jesus. This will help you understand the very words Jesus spoke.
You will find that true spiritual life is found in Jesus.
Hope this helps!
November 11, 2009 at 8:18 am |
Ah!!! at last I found what I was looking for. Somtimes it takes so much effort to find even tiny useful piece of information.
Nice post. Thanks
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December 16, 2009 at 1:13 pm |
WOW! THIS VOLCANO IS AN AMAZING THING.MAY GOD SAVE US FROM THE HAZARD OF THIS VOLCANO.AMEN………………