
Wonder Discernmentalist Woman had Discernmentalist powers far beyond those of ordinary women in apologetics, and was decked out with gold bibles and a golden bible belt containing the miracle metal truthemium, enabling her to deflect rational arguments and good theology with her wrists. She also possessed a golden lasso with which she “wrangled” various emergent and mega church villains by misunderstanding their arguments and misquoting assailants. Assuming the “mortal” identity of Diana Prince, Wonder Discernmentalist Woman joined the CIA (Central Intelligensia Agency) fighting truth-crimes, scouting for heresy and condemning sinners.

July 13, 2009 at 1:44 pm |
And who’s this wonder discernmentalist woman? Ingrid of SoL? Deborah? Susan Castillo? … Ken Silva?