Model of Haughtiness Takes Different Forms!

July 20, 2009

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Slice of Laodicea (SoL) in a bold move has decided to move the ministry towards a “Model of Haughtiness.” Because ODMafia’s expert researchers were not able to attend for the above said statements our robot research monkeys were on site for the expert interview.

They caught the following conversation live by an unnamed source by a guy named “Bob”(who may or may not be linked to SoL) – “Online Discernment Ministries need to be more courageous, angry, brash and snooty…we plan to step up to the plate to be as pretentious as we need to be for the Lord

When originally scheduling our robot monkey researchers to cover this news we were quite excited!!!!  

WHY?

We thought SoL originally meant “Hottie-ness“.  In other words we expected SoL was going to use cheerleaders  or super models to expose heresy. The ODMafia found ourselves a bit disappointed with the overall movement of SoL and hope that they may reconsider hottie as opposed to haughty.

Just our insightful take at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia.

 


The newest drink of heretics!

July 20, 2009

Emerge drinksI suspected something was in the water that was causing all this new heresy! Now I know what is going on. They are all drinking Emerge! If they were real Christians they would be drinking Kool Aid!


Thousands clash with Discernmentalist riot religious police

July 20, 2009

religion_and_war_cartoonChanting discernmentalist protesters clashed with discernmentalist riot religious police in central Vancouver yesterday, repeatedly overwhelming religious police lines, vandalizing the the First Church of Discernmentalistm and smashing windows at the Discernmentalist Center for Discernmentalism. More than 30 people were arrested after some 4,000 anabaptists, Anglicans, Presbyterians, Emergents and  environmentalists and others clogged Vancouver’s truth warrior district accusing some Online Discernmentalist Ministries as acting foolish.

The protests were called ahead of today’s Discernmentalist summit of world leaders, who hope to take concrete steps to resolve the global truth war crisis that has lashed nations and workers worldwide.


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