Breaking News! Dan Kimball spotted…..

In this breaking news story we have discovered that this man featured above is none other than Dan Kimball. This man should be carefully watched because he is an EMERGENT!!!!!

How do we know???? We found him using ALTERNATIVE ways of getting to church. That’s right folks. Different. Odd. Alternative.

We don’t like that.

We EXPECT Dan to take a car just like everyone else.We expect him to do “church”…just like everyone else. Conform or else! Let us all join in and take a stand!

The ODMafia is all about conformity….remember let us do the discerning for you so that you don’t have too.

Serious note: Please pray for Ken Silva and family.

A short note was left on CRN concerning a real tragedy in Ken Silva’s family.

 My family learned yesterday afternoon that my youngest brother made the tragic decision to end his life. Unfortunately, there was no warning or prior indication something like this could occur and he leaves behind two teenage sons.

If one agrees with or disagrees with Ken on issues, at times like this it does not matter. Please take time to pray for Ken and his family. You might even send him a note stating your sympathies. apprising@hughes.net 

iggy (owner of ODMafia)

ODMafia: Spreading the hate since 2008!

Picture of I. Todyaso’s recent “love” outreach.

 

Yes, the ODMafia is the only authentic blog that promotes true and authentic Christianity in the same manner of Ken Silva, Discerning The World, CRN, Slice of Laodicea, Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries… and many more sites that spread the truth of the angry God who hates sinners and hates anyone that disagrees with us… (mostly on minor issues that really do not matter to most!) Yes, these are the sites that truly inspire this blog!

We are glad to represent and “mirror” the hate from those great sites. So if you see hate here, then you will love the hate those sites inspire… yes, they inspire us daily and give us more hate to feed on and regurgitate here for you! Of course if you disagree and hate us… then you are not a real Christian!

Keep spreading the fear and hate!

I. Todayso

Truth Apps now avaiable for the Truth Detecting Computer

The Truth Detecting Computer 9000 comes with a variety of apps to aid a TRUTH WARRIOR to compete against other truth warriors an validating their discernment prowess. With these new fail-safe apps you are sure to pull ahead of other discernmentalists.

SNIPER: This allows users to focus on ONE heretic and pick them apart until there is nothing left other than bones and splinters. Other apps with simular functions include VULTURE and RAVEN.

RUDESTER: This app is by far the most popular and enduring discernmentalist tool available today. It allows a truth warrior who is weak on arguments but big on ego to throw insults at his opponents in rapid machine gun  like repetition.

The ODMafia fully endorses this new technology as a key tool in combating false teachings and anything that does not agree with our great ministry.

PS ODmafia reserves the right to change, adjust spelling to suit our needs…even in mid sentence. Therefore “APPS” is NOT spelled wrong because we have seen fit to spell it the way we want. We are never wrong.

The New Truth PC 9000!

The Truth PC 9000 can detect one non-essential error per part per billions of words spoken using a special speach analyzer.  In fact with a TRUTH PC 9000 the CORE 2 QUAD 5.6Ghz processors can scan the internet 10,000 times a second looking for heresy, false teaching and apostasy so that you may be edified by finger pointing and accusations.

Be warned the OFMafia may just be purchasing one….and we WILL be on the look out of every waking second for false teaching. Bwaahhwahhahahahah!

Lady BlahBlah charts third No. 1 on Truthwarrior Top 40

NEW YORK (Billboard) – Lady BlahBlah has become the third truth warrior songstress in the 10-year history of the Truthwarrior Top 40 airplay chart to collect three No. 1 songs from a debut album.

Her top three include “Emergents from Hell”, “Emerging from the Slime,’ and “Emergents go to Washington”….we deduce a theme here that the ODMafia fully endorses.

Lady Blah Blah has decided that after her whirlwind tour will go back to discernmentalism where she thinks she is best suited. She was quoted as saying “Yadda yadda, blah blah blah….”

As huge fans, ODMafia hangs on her every word!!!!!

Robot Research Monkey’s Turn Their “Truth-Journalmentalism” On Truthslayer: PART 2

In an unfortunate twist of surprise hacking, the ODMafia Research Robot Monkey’s are still under the spell (not a real spell because that would be heretical) of a subversive plot by a rebel ODM.

Here are some new truthisms about Truthslayer:

1)     Truthslayer has taken an IQ test with one hemisphere tied behind his back…

2)     In some circles Truthslayer is known as the white ninja of apologetics (white due to his righteousness)

3)     Truthslayer only uses a King James Version with red lettering (and signed by King James to authenticate the bible)

4)     Truthslayer supports all forms of neo-conservative ideologies (even fascism if necessary) employing fear tactics, xenophobia against people who are different from us (especially those who disagree). He is especially fearful of Arabs and Rob Bell.

5)    Truthslayer never makes mistakes.

7)  Truthslayer can quote almost any bible passage and use it expertly out of context.

Classic Discernmentalist TV show revisited

Wonder Discernmentalist Woman had Discernmentalist powers far beyond those of ordinary women in apologetics, and was decked out with gold bibles and a golden bible belt containing the miracle metal truthemium, enabling her to deflect rational arguments and good theology with her wrists.  She also possessed a golden lasso with which she “wrangled” various emergent and mega church villains by misunderstanding their arguments and misquoting assailants. Assuming the “mortal” identity of Diana Prince, Wonder Discernmentalist Woman joined the CIA (Central Intelligensia Agency) fighting truth-crimes, scouting for heresy and condemning sinners.

Discerning The World has it wayyyyyy too easy!

Remember, when it comes to discernment…let the ODMafia think for you! That is what a discernmentalist ministry is for…..

Robot Research Monkey’s Turn Their “Truth-Journalmentalism” On Truthslayer

In a terrible twist of fate, the ODMafia Research mafia robots have been hacked by a rogue ODM! Our robot research monkey’s have revealed the following on Truthslayer:

1)     He does not read….ever. All information is absorbed by osmosis!

2)     He is far more righteous than anyone has ever believed. His righteousness exceeds that of the Pharisees.

3)     Truthslayer has such an EDGE on truth that he keeps a first aid kit with him at all times (he manages to cut himself several times a day)

4)     Truthslayer is simply amazed at his intense orthodoxy…so much so that he has re-edited several books of John Calvin’s Institutes (they are found not Calvinistic enough!)

5)     Truthslayer has been revealed to be the TRUE special ops of TRUTH. He wears specially made night vision goggles to expose false doctrine at night.

6) In addition Truthslayer has a REINFORCED SPINE for tough battles in the never ending truth wars!