John Piper, gays, tornadoes and trailer parks! Updated!

trailer park

 

I just read the recent article by John Piper and must say that his logic is flawless! This incredible insight about how God works made me realize that God hates trailer parks and the people in them. Yes, I used John Piper’s logic and came to this conclusion. You see as John Piper pointed out, God has been warning people for years over the atrocity that is called Trailer Parks. God sends at least a couple tornadoes a year to destroy them, yet man in his arrogance and sin just keeps making more and people keep living in those hybrid living spaces. Think about how unnatural those trailers are. They are really not houses… and really not trailers… thus they are called… trailer houses! You know the bible states either be hot or cold or God will spit you out! So God hates trailer parks and those people that live in them. Again… this is the conclusion I draw from John Piper’s impeccable logic.

lightning car

In other news, please pray as I have been under great demonic attack! Last night a freak lightning storm sent lightning that struck my car and as you can see it was quite damaged. Please pray that Satan will not keep up his attack on this ministry. This is about as bad as when the Republican Convention was being attacked by Satan over that freak Hurricane!

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6 Responses to John Piper, gays, tornadoes and trailer parks! Updated!

  1. Arthur McJohn says:

    Wow, what a great insight!! Also remember that God forbids unnatural relations between Microsoft users and those who use Linux.

  2. truthslayer says:

    I’ve seen demonic attacks like this on cars before, but never extreme as attacking the passenger side.

  3. itodyaso says:

    Thank God I was driving and it was my wife that was in the passenger side. Which made me think that she might have some hidden sin in her life. I will have to judge and condemn her later after she is out of the hospital.

  4. truthslayer says:

    I would judge her now in case she does not make it.

  5. [...] for ole Pat stating the Absolutely True Reformed Truth War position on natural disasters being caused by God from the foundation of the world to punish the non-Elect reprobates.  [...]

  6. [...] (Reuters)- In a meeting of Discernmentalists with John Piper about the storm system that ravaged areas of the Southeast this weekend, Mike Morrell quasi-Mystical Universalist Emergence Guru and his Emergent Cohort were mentioned often. In the meeting Piper said that he believes that Emergent Cohorts and Emergent Postmodern types of Christians among the South are directly responsible for all the damage caused by this storm system. He is quoted as saying: “ The storm system in the Southeast was a gentle but firm warning to Emergents and Mike Morrell’….” [...]

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