Get it—got it? Good because we told you so! We are God’s Pure and True Elect so therefore we are Inerrant in our Online Discernmentalist skills. The Absolute Truth must be known which only we can give you because God Chose and Froze us as Truth Warriors from the foundation of the world.
Don Jobson—Loyal and Faithful Member of God’s Only Inerrant Party.
Of all the things I hold as Absolute Truth, this is truly the one of the most trutiest of Absoluteness Truth I have encountered in all my Truthdom. I say in all the Truthness I can propositionalize this as truth!
Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called "discernment ministries" who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against "good" discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.
DJ
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seymorespurgeon
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Will Farel XV
Of all the things I hold as Absolute Truth, this is truly the one of the most trutiest of Absoluteness Truth I have encountered in all my Truthdom. I say in all the Truthness I can propositionalize this as truth!
I. Todyaso
I commend you in your truthiness….in absolute terms tho (of course!)
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