Absolute Idolatry Explained To All Apostates And Heretics

We are Absolutely Certain that this is Absolute Idolatry—the photographic evidence speaks for itself:

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However this is Absolutely under no circumstances idolatry:

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Get it—got it? Good because we told you so! We are God’s Pure and True Elect so therefore we are Inerrant in our Online Discernmentalist skills. The Absolute Truth must be known which only we can give you because God Chose and Froze us as Truth Warriors from the foundation of the world.

 

Don Jobson—Loyal and Faithful Member of God’s Only Inerrant Party.

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3 Responses to Absolute Idolatry Explained To All Apostates And Heretics

  1. itodyaso says:

    Of all the things I hold as Absolute Truth, this is truly the one of the most trutiest of Absoluteness Truth I have encountered in all my Truthdom. I say in all the Truthness I can propositionalize this as truth!

    I. Todyaso

  2. truthslayer says:

    I commend you in your truthiness….in absolute terms tho (of course!)

  3. […] Note: We of God’s Truly Chosen Elect don’t have idols you […]

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