One world religion thanks to Rick Warren

October 22, 2009

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Olive Tree Ministries with Jan Markell have suggested that  Rick Warren is leading us towards a one world religion. It is hard to take Olive Tree Ministries seriously especially since they were formerly known as BANANA TREE MINISTRIES a decade ago. But still we Discernmentalists stick together…sort of.

As for the OPEN LETTER TO RICK WARREN (we were hoping it would remain a closed letter), our research robot monkeys have disclosed the following….

Rick Warren according to the Washington Times envisions a “coalition of faith.” This sounds awfully suspicious…as if he is calling Christians to get along with other people. We just hope that Rick is not suggesting that we also work along side pagans in the workplace or I’m moving to another planet!

Here are his three EVIL Rick Warren suggestions…

create a coalition to end religious stereotyping, work together to restore civility to American society and take a common stand against attacks on freedom of religion and freedom of speech.”

This is indeed a reflection of the coming of the one world religion…and I’ll tell you why!

1) Biblical Christians should stereotype and label others we disagree with (its easier to target them!)

2) Biblical Christians should only believe in civility if by civility we are treated decently but not others (because loving your enemies sounds an awful lot like liberalism). Besides civility could lead to a one world religion.

3) Biblical Christians should only believe in freedom of speech if it is OUR speech being protected and no one elses. We are the only ones who have something important to say…such as invading Iraq, hating gays, being fearful of Islam, or worrying over an impending invasion from Iran or Venezuela.

This is certainly the mark of the beast, or at least a splotch of a spotted swine varmint (I’m leaning towards the latter).

We urge everyone to write your senator, congressman or elected official to stop Rick Warren from this one world religion. Act now and also get a set of free steak-knives with every protest. Remember, be wary of the mark of the spotted swine varmint (see pic above!) whose name is Rick Warren.

Truthslayer affirmed, Truthslayer endorsed!


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