Obama Is The Anti-Christ And Hates America

October 29, 2009

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Recently  our resident Redneck GOIPers discovered shocking evidence that proves once and for all without a shadow of a doubt that Obama is the political anti-Christ. We’ve known all along that he hates America, our Rite to theocracy and Our God-ordained Holy Republican American Reich so this is no surprise. Also Obama wants to hand America over to Canada a nation run by satanists that is his evil plan in destroying our God-ordained and God Chosen Nation. Here is what “RR” has to say:

I admire Glen Beck with every fiber of my being for going on national television and calling the president a racist with a deep seated hatred toward white people. Beck is so right, but the only problem is that he doesn’t go far enough. Obama hates Americans, and the country we live in. Hate is too soft a word. Obama loathes each and every citizen with a hate that few people can comprehend. The man is full of hate.

There have been blogs that compare Obama to Hitler, but that is going easy on Hitler. Hitler at least was doing what he felt, however misguided, was in the best interest of the German people. Obama is doing the opposite. He wishes only harm and misery on the American people. That is his goal, and we are seeing his hateful scheme unfold before our very eyes.

Obama’s plan is to create a humongous socialist government. Each and every American will become wholly independent on Obama’s Big Brother, Orwellian government. Only Obama will decide who will be happy and sad. Only Obama will determine who will be successful and who will fail. All the power will go into his hands. Of course, one element of this evil plan is universal health care. Like Sarah Palin said, there will be death panels that determine who will live and who will die. And die we will. Mainly white people. Same as the Jews during Hitler’s regime, but instead of gas chambers, Obama will use universal health care.

When one thinks of the most evil people in the history of the world, Obama tops them all. On 9/11/2001, Osama Bin Laden killed brazenly 3000 innocent Americans. Obama wants to kill a lot more than 3000.

 

I and Ken Silva agree that it is offensive to Hitler to compare Obama to him as Hitler is our Führer Ron Luce’s hero. Ingrid “Eva Braun” Schlueter also adds that we must Take America back by force in order to establish our theocratic dominion.

Don Jobson—p.s. after stealing enough money from the poor and hiring Legal immigrant computer techs to help with my Mexican and Canadian slaves —we’ve finally “officialized”  The Official Blog Of God’s Only Inerrant Party.


Cool fashion sense notices Rob’s new look “BLUE STEEL 2.0!”

October 29, 2009

bluesteelSlice of Laodicea (SoL) reveals startling news “Rob Bell, whose skin has apparently taken on a permanent bluish tinge, (too many shots of wheatgrass juice?)” WOW!

Our Discernmentalist team (our Research Robot Monkeys are on vacation) was on the beat and in Grand Rapids within weeks of this ground breaking news about his outer appearance (because that is very important to us!) It appears that Rob is going with a New Zoolander look that he has been creating and working on (mostly in a lab) called Blue Steel 2.0. It is more slicker, hipper, cooler, poutier (is that a word???) and newer than anything previously done. Indeed SoL fittingly responds  (according to secret sources) “Rob will be sporting the latest pair of utterly cool glasses as well as his New Age beliefs.” Apparently while in his Blue Steel lab has also switched religions.

The Online Discernmentalist Mafia had no comments (besides the obvious), but trusts with complete confidence that SoL would never leap to conclusions. Moreover, as an EXPERT discernmentalist ministry we always look at the exterior of a pastor before passing judgment.


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