Discernmentalists We’ve Been Counter-Discernmentalized!

Discernmentalists just over a few hours ago our WWRRD? Campaign has come under attack. In a related story our Research Robot Monkeys have stumbled upon a Ring of  Counter-Discernmentalists who have counter discernmentalized all of our wise and 200% Absolutely True discernmentalizations. Utilizing Eric Barger‘s Bible Based Logic And Slander techniques and course on Guilt By Association rhetoric—these so-called “counter-discernmentalists” have called Final President Reagan a “liberal apostate heretic.” How dare they! They figured this based on these factors:

  • he was divorced and remarried *['which is forgivable and should be ignored unlike homosexuality (unless you are a Red-Letter Christian) as Moses allowed divorce and Paul was silent on the subject of divorce]
  • he was a former  Democrat and FDR/New Deal supporter *[which God allowed him to repent of]
  • he grew up in The Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) a Mainline Protestant denomination in North America which split from the Churches of Christ—Obama was a member of a Church of Christ therefore he is guilty by association of being secretly a liberal Democrat and a would be Obama supporter *[this is just foolish talk since Final President Reagan was chosen by God to be a Republican Calvinist Truth Warrior from the foundation of the world] 
  • he chose as his running mate former Texas Congressman and United Nations Ambassador George Bush therefore he secretly supported the New World Order since the United Nations is the head of the future One World Religious Government *[duh! could this be because the former False President Bush, Sr. was our spy to the evil conspiracies of the UN]
  • he didn’t illegally invade and bomb the former Soviet Union to take out their evil leaders by a preemptive strike when he had the chance but instead chose the liberal art of diplomacy eventhough we had evidence of  their weapons of mass destruction and they were a threat to America‘s Sovereign Way of Life *[this is because the Soviets never attacked American soil---duh!]
  • as a Presbyterian in later life he never condemned the Roman Catholic Church Cult who in the immortal words of  the GOIP Discernmentalist Sharin’ Whiplash are “struggling in the darkness of Roman Arminianism, that man-exalting heresy.” We all know that  all True Christians are anti-Catholic bigots or as Todd Friel says of Presbyterians who are soft on the  false religion of Roman Catholicism: “they are neither Christian nor Presbyterian.” Therefore Reagan is guilty by association of being a Semi-Pelagian Papist-enabling Tiber-swimming Romanist liberal appostate heretic on the Road back to Rome—we have photographic evidence which speaks for itself:

     P. S. Calvinism isn’t based on the philosophies of the Roman Catholic Saint Augustine

*=OD Mafia editors’ retorts

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How dare they attack our Absolute Truth Doctrines! We traced the source of these attacks and counter discernmentalisms to anti-Brannon Howse Counter-Discernmentalist Sam Rima and the Beliefnet.Com blogger Terry Mattingly. We are outraged which is why we will keep up this Truth War to preserve and protect Final President Reagan’s fragile Sovereign Legacy over America—God’s Holiest and Chosen Nation—so remember WWRRD? (What Would Ronald Reagan Do?).

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