Free online Online Discernmentalist Courses starting today!

February 24, 2010

As our readers know, the University of the Online Discernmentalist Mafia ( U of ODM) has been offering various discernmentalist studies at the university level. Excellence in fabrication, self-righteousness and so on has now been distilled into these fantastic free online discernmentalist courses. We hope that you find these inspiring enough that you will enroll full time!

So here is lesson number 1. Whenever another ministry is more popular than yours, find out all you can and begin by ‘dissing’ anything and everything you can. Take Rick Warren & Saddleback Church for instance. Hold him up to an impossible standard (because he is well known) and knock him down. Stretch the truth. Take things out of context….do what you have to do to destroy this reputation. We guarantee you will feel more spiritual….but call it discernment.  Make sure you place doubt in the minds of your readers…. that ministry “X” is bad and dangerous.

Popular ministries = bad. Only true ministries that have 4 followers are really authentic….because they are SOOOO biblical only the truly righteous remnant listens to them.

Just remember If other Ministries are more popular than yours, they must be BAD!!!!

Dr. Truthslayer…delivering excellence in fabrication


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