Now more than ever we need to teach the up and coming generation about the purity of capitalism

Jan Markell has said “Neither I nor capitalism needs to change. You guys are pretty pathetic,”(actual email transcript). Capitalism does not need to change …YOU DO! If America is going to keep its way of life, billions need to stay in poverty. We think that is fair.

That is why Olive Tree Ministries has introduced Theocapitalist Monopoly. This game allows the youth to develop the tools, means and ability to learn to exploit, undercut and underpay employees and competitors…..just like we were taught in the bible. A supporter suggested “We need to rid the world of pinkos”

Remember what Jesus says “Blessed are those that exploit others, the aggressive capitalists shall inherit the earth.”

We encourage good bible believing parents to get this game as soon as possible to teach your child American Gospelism qualities so that they will be true bible believers.

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PS There is a limited time offer to buy this game at the low low price of $199.99. Thats right call now – 1-800-EXP-LOIT.

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2 Responses to Now more than ever we need to teach the up and coming generation about the purity of capitalism

  1. Jose Ceda says:

    Reading this reminds me of my previous room mate. That guy was one of the smartest characters I know, but he was a little odd for my tastes though. Anyways I enjoyed reading this, thanks. Will give me something to argue about when I see him.

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  2. […] Other games available include Never Sorry! Discernmentalist Twister, Build a Pharisee, and Theocapitalist Monopoly […]

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