Brian McLaren’s monster truck seen in the desert

February 27, 2010

It is quite possible that Brian McLaren is using this demonic inspired, unbiblical monster truck to track down and emulate the desert fathers. It is only a matter of time before foolish and unthinking mainline Christians begin to follow suit and build their own monster trucks to join the emergent mayhem. It was only a short time ago that Dan Kimball’s own vehicle was shown for its true colours – a giant spider monster.

We have proof that emergents everywhere drive such vehicles. Also see Rob’s subversive vehicle.

Truthslayer


Online Discernment Lesson # 3

February 27, 2010

Online Discernment Lesson # 3: Pronounce everyone as unbiblical.

We discernment ministries always take the low ground…. pointing out to anyone who will listen (usually only the most righteous of readers) that everyone who does not agree with us is in fact….UNBIBLICAL.Say it out loud “U-N-B-I-B-L-I-C-A-L” doesn’t that give you a sense of power and authority? Say it again.

Under tutelage from Dr. Walter Martin’s cassette tapes has allowed us to discern the most difficult issues into simplistic cliches. When all else fails we toss in the “you are unbiblical” to settle the issue once and for all. If you don’t have OUR biblical worldview on ALL THINGS….you are not saved. Despite the fact that Jesus says “believe in me,” we discern that what he really meant was be a Capitalist-American-Conservative-Calvinist-Anti-Rob Bell-Pro-Reformed believer….and THEN you will be saved. Its not about Jesus, its about true doctrine.

In addition, please make sure that you NEVER share…that according to ODMs could be construed as Marxism.

Dr. Truthslayer

PS We recommend taking Lesson # 2 first!


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