Are you tired of being forced to use the iPhone, and iPod made and built by pagans? Now you can enjoy the new iTruth. The iTruth was made in the ODMafia Research and Discernmentalist Labs for truth warriors by truth warriors. This unique mp3 player is the only one of its kind in the world. It will only accept songs and podcasts tha assent to absolute certainty and absolute truth.
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