Brannon Howse discusses with Jan Markell this VERY BIG question

Worldview Matters with Brannon Howse discusses with Jan Markell this VERY BIG question…..are you ready????

Why is “John Piper inviting Rick Warren to speak at his national conference. Why would John Piper do this?”

WHY? WHY? WHY?

How could Piper lower himself to speak to someone who does not have the IDENTICAL DOCTRINES as he has? We know that Rick Warren is secretly planning to build the NEW WORLD ORDER. We know that Rick Warren has a heart for the poor (which we know means that he is an out of the closet liberal). So why would Piper submit himself to a get together with Warren?

We suggest that Piper should have gotten PERMISSION first from the BRANNON HOWSE SOCIETY of PERFECT DOCTRINE. Then, with a special permission slip, BRANNON HOWSE could have officially rejected this offer barring Piper from speaking to the horrendous Rick Warren who is destroying the western world as we know it. Therefore we would not be dealing with this tough, thought wrenching, perplexing, deep pondering of  “WHY”

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3 Responses to Brannon Howse discusses with Jan Markell this VERY BIG question

  1. People's Cube says:

    Rick Warren is a team player, we need him on the inside, and as usual, comrade, you raise a good point. We must spin all disagreements between conservatives as attempts at mere control, and therefore we may demonize even those who bring up valid concerns (valid from within their own twisted capitalistic worldview, that is!). Hopefully the ignorant masses will not notice that this accusation of uncritical control is exactly what we ourselves are attempting to exert over their theologies! And therefore they will be more accepting of our enlightened leadership in the future.

    “How could Piper lower himself to speak to someone who does not have the IDENTICAL DOCTRINES as he has?”

    Thanks to your clever phrase “IDENTICAL DOCTRINES”, the ignorant masses will never figure out that doctrinal differences can be significant, or even opposing! Based on this reasoning, one could demonize someone who was critical of Chamberlain appeasing Hitler, by pointing out that one should not close-mindedly reject Hitler’s view simply because it was not IDENTITCAL to his own! It is the perfect tool to convince the unthinking conservative Christians to support the Revolution! Praise Alinsky!

  2. truthslayer says:

    In seriousness….

    We don’t oppose opposition nor critical thinking (regarding anyone). We simply oppose arrogance,hate, and obnoxious rhetoric. Moreover, we strongly encourage proper research and analysis. Therefore doctrinal differences can be significant, and at other times insignificant. It depends on essentials and non-essentails….and what is often hyped (non essential) into a perceived essential.

    We hope that this satire blog will be a springboard to better apologetic and discernment blogs/websites.

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