New Discernmentalist Products For Females

We Know no woman is complete without a man. This is an Absolute Inerrant Biblical Truth. Why? We don’t even have to tell you, because God said it in the Holy Inerrant and Infallible Bible so that settles it. That is the final answer—end of debate—end of discussion. We have the  Absolute Truth of all things all figured out like that—all wrapped up in a nice little black leather package with a red ribbon attached—but just in case you wish to try and debate us (though you will fail because God is truly on our side), we have these fine new Quality Discernmentalist media products for you and the women in your life:

Women need a man because the word man is in the word woman. Guys, having trouble convincing women that they need you because it is God’s Plan for you to control them? Women, do you think you can scrape  by trusting on your own merits and therefore living in the sin that you can be saved by your own works (I Timothy 2:15)? Having trouble finding a truly Biblical and Discernmentalist husband? Never fear we have created this video guide for the proper education of women’s Bible-based role  of being a man’s property.  Introducing The Discernmentalist Guide For Females On Finding A Biblically Correct And Discernmentalist Husband from the creators of  Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Discernmentalist?:

Men already have a wife—well now you need to show her her proper Bible-Based role as your slave. Women already landed a husband—well now you need to know him as your master and overlord (Ephesians 5:22-24 and  I Timothy 2:9-15). Take the next step with our Discernmentalist Guide For Females On Their Proper  Biblical Role As Their Husband’s Slave And Property:

But wait there is more—for futher steps go to Discernmentalist Tube.

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4 Responses to New Discernmentalist Products For Females

  1. People's Cube says:

    Oh, this gives me joy as I contemplate what will happen if women start to believe your message. Christianity is the one force that prevents men from discarding women when they get tired of them and treating them as mere sex objects. “A man shall cleave unto his wife and they twain shall become one flesh”. UUuughgh!

    How inconvenient for “men of the world” such as ourselves, eh? Once women buy into our line that Christianity actually oppresses them, we will be free of the monotony of monogamy and the burdens of taking care of the little brats they squirt out! We’ll be able to sleep around as much as we like, and they will have to suck it up (huh huh!) as the price of their “liberation”! What an inspired touch, enlisting the propaganda of noted Christian theologian Harry Enfield.

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