Extra Apprising And Freaking Newsflash: Ken Silva Finds An Evanjellyfish Washed Up On The Shore!

 

(Apprising And Freaking Out  News)— On his recent vacation to a secluded beach, the vainhearted and valiant foolhardy great Pastor-Teacher-Scholar of all things Truth Warrior and Discernmentalist, Ken Silva was enjoying his relatively quiet and calm vacation away from discernmentalizing and Apprising everyone when he heard a voice suddenly saying: “Genuine Christianity is learning to live by an indwelling Christ. Genuine church life is born when groups of people are intoxicated with a glorious unveiling of their Lord.” (Source: Jesus Manifesto). Turning around Ken noticed that the voice had come from a hideous and horrible looking monstrous creature from the deep known as an Evanjellyfish that had recently washed up on the shore. In it’s invisible tentacles the Evanjellyfish had a copy of Leonard Sweet and Frank Viola’s lastest heretical and apostate book, Jesus Manifesto: Restoring the Supremacy and Sovereignty of Jesus Christ. Apparently the Evanjellyfish had been quoting some of his favorite quotes from the book. Ken not being one to let things go  immediately began Apprising and discernmentalizing the Evanjellyfish.— (Source). *(Editors note: for a better view of what these heretical and apostate Evanjellyfish look and sound like click on the included photograph to enlarge it for the most optimal viewing experience possible).*

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2 Responses to Extra Apprising And Freaking Newsflash: Ken Silva Finds An Evanjellyfish Washed Up On The Shore!

  1. itodyaso says:

    It is so hard to believe these creatures can live with such a big heart of love for Jesus… not to mention having the mind of Christ. My solution is to hit them with a shovel and burn the book as Ken Silva has taught us, unless it is AW Tozer, it is most likely apostate literature. Since emergents read Len Sweet and Frank Viola, then burn their books regardless to the truth they contain or not.

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  2. rzhblog says:

    Any desire to comment on Ken Silva’s parrot and Lutheran slave named Chris Rosenbrough (aka PirateChristian). Other than being Ken Silva’s “yes man”; what useful purpose those this guy serve at CRN.

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