Whoever wants to embrace the truthwar, and by default therefore to uphold discernmentalism…
Here is what you must do:
Say things that are misleading and hurtful – this will force others to submit to truth and make yourself feel superior. Promote strife and anger in the name of ministry so that when you are rejected can feel superior and martyred. You will be looked upon by other truth warriors as mighty.
from the Book of Truth Warriors Chapter 1 verses 1-5.
Truthslayer
PS note Square No More makes scathing attacks against us true truth warriors…we must put an end to these venomous people who refuse to overgeneralize to make a point! Please join me in being angry and outraged.
DJ
donjobson
itodyaso
seymorespurgeon
truthslayer
Will Farel XV
Say things that are misleading and hurtful – this will force others to submit to truth and make yourself feel superior.
I’m on it! I’ll find some1 to crush tomorrow. I’ll phone the nearest Arminian Church. There’s always an easy target there.
Oh, and I think the 24 hours I wasn’t speaking to you has expired so I can start talking to you guys again. Your still noted down in my notebook though.
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