New team detects commies

It wasn’t long and McCarthy Ministries and ODMafia have already detected communists amongst our supposed discernmentalist ranks. It just makes me so angry, so frustrated that we would be betrayed by one of our own. But being the biblical ministry that we are, and trusting in the truthfulness of the bible more than others we had to come out and simply state the truth. Apprising Ministries uses FAR too much red in their logo-header and web page….this should set off alarm bells because Communist China and USSR both used red in their flags. Speaking of “bells” Rob Bell once questioned sola scripture. Simply having a question about this theological construct is enough for us discernmentalists to state emphatically that Rob Bell does not believe in the bible.  Fans and interested readers – Are you drawing the same insightful parallels as we are? If you are not, you probably are very BAD discernmentalist, or a complete failure or a false teacher like Rob Bell -besides  you are totally unbiblical and had a doubt in your mind at some point.

Finally, anyone who has too much red is probably a communist. It is best to assume guilt until proven innocent. By that time rumours will abound so extensively across the internet it won’t matter – you will be labled and branded whatever association we decide.

Truthslayer

Please note that we found that former non-discernmentalist Slice of Laodicea is also linked to communism even before our mighty partnership with McCarthy Ministries.

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  1. […] McCarthy Ministries and our Research Robot Monkeys detected a hint of Red in the above statement. Anyone who criticizes Bush is a closet Commie. Anyone who criticizes war is a closet Commie. Anyone who criticizes neoconservative Republican policies is a closet Commie.  And we  know that those who criticize any of these are unGodly and unAmerican that’s why we must hold anyone who voted for Ron Paul suspect as Libertarians= liberals in disguise. Also remember these words from our Gospels: “I the Lord your God bless America as my Dwelling Place and Republicans are my Chosen people.” […]

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