Brannon Howse joins with Jim Wallis in fight against Glen Beck

August 27, 2010

Brannon Howse joins with Jim Wallis in fight against Glen Beck.

 

It seems that we have lost two great truth warriors who have decided to fight with Jim Wallis against Glenn Beck. Both Ken Silva and Brannon Howse have joined forces with Jim Wallis thus shaking the ODM world with a mighty blast of horrifying blasphemy! More to come later.


Research Robot Monkey World Tour

August 21, 2010

ApeRising Hate News: July 21, 2010;

]Japanese Discernmentalist Headquaters, Tokyo Division-  Our Research Robot Monkeys have just embarked on a recent round the world Summer tour in order to educate the masses on the Biblical art of Discernmentalism. They plan to stay in Asia for the first of Summer and move on to Europe closer to early Fall.

Topics to be covered are:

  • Why voting straight ticket Republican makes all the difference
  • Discerning by slander
  • Why Calvinist sectarianism is Absolute Biblical Truth
  • Why Puritan mysticism is a’ok
  • How to discern an evil place
  • The art of waging a Truth War
  • And other such “Apprising”  topics…

Internet Pastor-Teacher of the True Remnant, Ken Silva awaits you with his Research Robot Monkeys of doom! Doooooooom! Doom and gloom bringing for free! Join him and his Research Robot Monkeys—coming soon to a city near you.


ODMafia wishes to ban Lake Titicaca!

August 17, 2010

Our every truthful, always discerning Research Robot Monkeys have discovered a lake in Peru: Lake Titicaca. You KNOW as well as I do what this name entails!!!!  The name is littered with verbal filth and vulgarity…and our readers should be shielded from this. We are not surprised at all, especially when found in a foreign country.  As a matter of fact we believe that there are NO Christians in Peru and therefore would explain why a lake would have such a heinous name.  It is probably that there are no Christians in Peru because there are no freedom loving Republicans who live there.

We are encouraging all our faithful discernmentalist brethren to place a ban on Lake Titicaca. In fact we implore you to boycott his lake by taking a stand and NOT going on vacation at Lake Titicaca. We therefore ask Eric’s Take A Stand, Crosstalk, Apprising Ministries, Brannon Howse, Lighthouse Trails, Discerning the World and others to truly fight this until Peru CHANGES the name of this dastardly lake. Let’s strike back at darkness, by proclaiming absolute biblical truth….this is a war worth fighting.

Truthslayer

PS IF Peru will not relent on the name change, we will lobby congress to begin lobbing bombs until freedom reigns in Peru!


ODM Science Lesson # 5

August 12, 2010

 And you thought there  was an end to our science lessons:

P. S. Bible Monkey before you joined us in our Truth War ways we meant this for you—but I guess now we need your help in sending this out to Eugene Peterson. His Message is one of apes and monkeys and New Age Spirituality.


Fox News’ Secret Liberal Agenda

August 10, 2010

Our faithful Research Robot Monkeys are ever scouring the world in our quest of rooting out the True Christians from the fakers and pretenders; the True Converts from the False Converts. This was why we were so shocked when thanks to our Research Robot Monkey Infiltrators we discovered that Fox News are so ungodly. Not only is Fox News ungodly, they are also full of fake and pretend Christians aka False Converts because they pretend to be bible-believing Conservatives while all the while secretly supporting  the ungodly liberal agenda. Here for all the world our Research Robot Monkeys expose Fox News’ Hidden Liberal Agenda:

  • they are way too ecumenical
  • ecumenism = liberalism
  • ecumenism = one world religion/one world government/new world order
  • they mix True Bible-Believing Conservative Christian Believers with False Converts such as Mary and Pope-worshipping Romanists and non-Christians (Mormons) against the clear Bible teaching  of the Doctrine of Separatism in 2 Corinthians 6:14-18
  • by being ecumenical they plan to unleash an unholy hybrid of Calvinism (Absolute Biblical Truth) with Papism and Mormonism upon the world
  • they are crybabies
  • crying = effeminate
  • effeminate = queerosexual
  • queerosexual = liberal
  • liberal  = terrorist

But most importantly they broke the 11th Commandment—one of the holiest of  all commandments which is: “Thou shall not cry with an unbeliever; it is an abomination.”
(Holy Ways Of The Master King James John MacArthur Bible: Wretched Edition).


The gay agenda exposed!

August 6, 2010

The ODMafia Research Robot Monkeys have done it again….this time that have uncovered the GAY AGENDA. This is not just any agenda, but the official card carrying sign. Today, gays are so brazen so bold as to print their agenda on white bristolboard in black and red markers – out in the open, in public for everyone to see.

For some this will be difficult to handle, but we believe that as mighty truth warriors we need to reveal the darkness of these pagan heathens.

Truthslayer


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