Evil Liberals have tried to make the True Biblical God disappear. They have also tried to sissify churches by preaching about Grace, Mercy, an all-loving God who reconciles us to Himself and others and other Communistic philosophies. Subtly these Emergent and Liberal thinkers have crept into churches but thankfully we have caught on to their tricks. Thanks to us, Phil Johnson and John MacArthur we are on to them and you can be too
Thankfully we here at the ODMafia and the GOIP understand what God’s Love is all about as John MacArthur also states:
“We must recapture some of the holy terror that comes with a right understanding of God’s righteous anger. We need to remember that God’s wrath does burn against impenitent sinners (Psalm 38:1-3). That reality is the very thing that makes His love so amazing. Only those who see themselves as sinners in the hands of an angry God can fully appreciate the magnitude and wonder of His love.
In that regard, our generation is surely at a greater disadvantage than any previous age. We have been force-fed the doctrines of self-esteem for so long that most people don’t really view themselves as sinners worthy of divine wrath. On top of that, religious liberalism, humanism, evangelical compromise, and ignorance of the Scriptures have all worked against a right understanding of who God is. Ironically, in an age that conceives of God as wholly loving, altogether devoid of wrath, few people really understand what God’s love is all about.”
Yep that’s right—God’s Love is all about His Wrath and Commendable Hatred towards sinners like Roman Catholics, Emergents, Brian McLaren, Arminians and gay people, etc. Truly this is the only WAY to really understand God’s Love.
ODMafia News Alert!: It has come to our attention that people have been spelling Christmas with an X in the attempt to wipe out Jesus from our vocabulary. In retaliation we propose a boycott against the letter X. We will now longer use or allow this letter any longer. So epect big changes to come soon.
Jews everywhere are attempting to take over Christmas. The one thing we Christians have most that expresses who we are is Christmas time. We get to show our devotion to Capitalism as well as other love for spelling words by boycotting anyone who uses the word Holiday or the letter X. One way to spot a Jew for Christmas is by looking for anyone who uses blue Christmas lights on their house… if you see this, let them know that they must stop celebrating Christmas immediately as Jesus is not for Jew, they have their own God… we have Jesus.
We recently infiltrated an Outlaw Preachers (Re)Union) and found this horrible abomination as part of their worship. Apparently these people who claim Jesus was all about grace, love and other silly things (like God might actually want to save a gay person from eternal hell), are open to the demonic utterings as expressed in this song! If you listen to it you will most like begin to spell Christmas as Xmas! If you listen they change important Biblical parts of the song and leave the unbiblical parts. You decide… how can anything that rocks sounds this good bad be of God? I believe it is even in drop D tuning… D stands for Devil!
O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining;
It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth.
Long lay the world in sin and error pining.
Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.
Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices!
O night divine, the night when Christ was born;
O night, O Holy Night, O night divine!
O night, O Holy Night, O night divine!
Truly He taught us to love one another,
His law is love and His gospel is peace.
Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother.
And in his name all oppression shall cease.
Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we,
With all our hearts we praise His holy name.
Christ is the Lord! Then ever, ever praise we,
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
Led by the light of faith serenely beaming,
With glowing hearts by His cradle we stand.
O'er the world a star is sweetly gleaming,
Now come the wise men from out of the Orient land.
The King of kings lay thus lowly manger;
In all our trials born to be our friends.
He knows our need; our weakness is no stranger,
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
And you wouldn’t want to do anything that non-Christians let alone non-Americans do. Why if you celebrate Christmas you are supporting terrorism and the terrorists. Most of all how dare anyone have fun or take pleasure and joy in anything….for fun, pleasure and joy are a sin and you know how much our God of Absolute Sovereign Wrath and commendable hatred hates sin and sinners.
So this December pray that the war on Iraq continues and that more people would open their eyes and make war on Christmas. This message is brought to you by your friendly neighborhood GOIP Committee of Concerned Citizens in conjunction with Killjoy Puritan Calvinazi Church.
TOP NEWSPIN- In a recent polling undertaken by Top Discernmentalists, discernmentalists from around the globe have voted on the Most Heretical Places On Earth. In a surprise ruling Canada and California dropped to the 4th and 5th position (respectively) in the poll. Here is the official listing of the Top 5 Most Heretical Places On Earth:
Armenia: full of man-loving Grace-hating semi-Pelagian Mary-worshiping Papal idolatry celebrating Roman Arminianists; a road straight to Rome; none who live here have any hope of salvation; all are unsaved non-Elect reprobates
The ODMafia research robot monkeys interviewed iTodyaso who insightfully noted ” I knew that she was all phony in the first place, as a matter of fact novelists are worldly and her hair-do was liberal.” Don Jobson stated emphatically ” We believe that she began reading Rob Bell, or NT Wright and that was the camel that broke the straws back.” When I (the mighty truthslayer was interviewed) I boldly and courageously attacked Anne Rich and her supporters – the liberal-media-elite (which I like to refer to as LAMESTREAM MEDIA).
If this doesn’t make any sense….EITHER DO YOU!
Truthslayer
PS we believe the Addams Family photo (on the left) realistically depicts Anne Rice in a vampire relationship with a real life liberal Gomez.
PS PS we urge you to read the Huffington Post….slooooowly.
Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called "discernment ministries" who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against "good" discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.
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