Clearly Emergents, Roman Catholics, Arminians, the Eastern Orthodox, Liberals, Democrats, Socialists, (Ana)Baptists, Lutherans, Communists, Red-Letter Christians, Marxists, Evolutionists, Darwinians, Mainline Christians, Liberal Presbyterians, Infralapsarians, Bezan Calvinists, Prosperity teachers, Moderate Calvinists, Liberal Protestants, Calminians, Pentecostal tongue-babblers, Almyridians, anyone who is not King James Only, Textus Receptus Only, or ESV Only, Seeker-Sensitives, New Agers, Ragamuffins, “Gay” Christians, Open Theists, Barthians, anyone who has read The Shack and/or The Message Bible, Velvet Elvis people who are Blue Like Jazz, Purpose-Driven people and anyone who doesn’t Absolutely agree with John MacArthur and Wretched Radio without exception and therefore unlike Ken Silva lack a backbone have been given “fake grace.” As the Biblical Jesus makes clear: “all those not for us are against us” and these heretics are most definitely against us—for although they may profess to know Jesus as Lord and act Christianly, they don’t know the True Jesus of the Bible: the Angry Sovereign Wrathful Jesus of Discernmentalism. And He doesn’t know them either: “And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’“
False Converts most certainly have a false sense of security since they are “spiritually blind and dead in their trespasses” especially those who have “asked Jesus into their hearts” and/or have recited a “Sinner’s Prayer” or believe “Baptism saves” …I mean it’s not like any of the Reformers ever taught any of those things. Assurance and Eternal Security of the Elect is about the Penal Substitutionary Atonement for the Elect only and nothing we do.
Praise our sovereign angry God of holy wrath! Praise him for his deceitful false ways of pretending to “save” emergents and Rick Warren. That is PROOF they are going to get harsher judgment! Praise holy wrathful Jesus! Praise the eternally pissed-off Holy Spirit who fills us with his wrathful presence so that we can savor the damnation of the reprobate with such firm conviction and miserable joy! Love the blog! Thanks for unfiltering the TRUTH.
2 days ago, 5 emergents came to my door with an extra cup of Lite Soy Mocha. They were relentless in their niceness and generosity; it was horrible. Then they left and before I knew it, my site was down. I think they left a scrambling device of some sort in my home, if anything can be more scrambled then their theology. I tried reporting it to the police but when I said they were all emergents and were bald with soul patches the police just laughed and said that ALL emergents are bald with soul patches and that they couldn’t help me. So my site is down but I would love to contribute free-lance expose-style articles…
[...] must have read Love Wins by Rob Bell and has been converted back over to a (totally) depraved mind. We are not even sure if John Piper is saved anymore. As one commentor observed about this [...]
Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called "discernment ministries" who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against "good" discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.
Praise our sovereign angry God of holy wrath! Praise him for his deceitful false ways of pretending to “save” emergents and Rick Warren. That is PROOF they are going to get harsher judgment! Praise holy wrathful Jesus! Praise the eternally pissed-off Holy Spirit who fills us with his wrathful presence so that we can savor the damnation of the reprobate with such firm conviction and miserable joy! Love the blog! Thanks for unfiltering the TRUTH.
Okay…I made my own discernmentalist blog…if you link to me, I’ll link to you!
We were all ready to do that until those evil Emergents deconstructed your site off the web.
2 days ago, 5 emergents came to my door with an extra cup of Lite Soy Mocha. They were relentless in their niceness and generosity; it was horrible. Then they left and before I knew it, my site was down. I think they left a scrambling device of some sort in my home, if anything can be more scrambled then their theology. I tried reporting it to the police but when I said they were all emergents and were bald with soul patches the police just laughed and said that ALL emergents are bald with soul patches and that they couldn’t help me. So my site is down but I would love to contribute free-lance expose-style articles…
Dude! Rolling on the floor really happened when I read this one~!
I learned everything I ever needed to know from Brett!
http://centralityofthegospel.wordpress.com/2011/01/04/brett-farve-hero-or-zero/
[...] Contemplative babbling for a few minutes—those evil Emergents have deconstructed the site of our newest ally in John MacArthur’s Truth Wars©®™. Their New Age Eastern Mystical voodoo seems to have deconstructed Holywrathministriesinc’s [...]
[...] must have read Love Wins by Rob Bell and has been converted back over to a (totally) depraved mind. We are not even sure if John Piper is saved anymore. As one commentor observed about this [...]