Being a true Baptist, Ken Silva spent the complete cruise in the swimming pool. He was attempting to prove himself a superior Baptist to Reformed Baptist like James White. In addition, Ken Silva baptized more persons during the cruise than James White. However, James White questioned if some of the persons baptized by Ken Silva were actually born again. A debate broke out between Southern Baptist and Reformed Baptist on who should be baptized; naturally James White won the debate as usual. Everyone knows that Ken Silva cannot debate anyone so the Southern Baptist are challenging James White to another debate. You can purchase the White vs Silva Baptism debate on AOMIN.ORG as that is how White’s ministry gets funded now days since he hasn’t published any books lately.
Any desire to post satire on the Rob Bell fans vs Piper / Taylor fans debate that is heating up Twitter and Blogs at the moment? It may be difficult to write satire superior to some of the satire tweets posted by Rob Bell fans concerning Calvinist Watchbloggers who condemn books as heretical almost a month before the book is published.
Stephen Macasil and Steve Camp condemned Tim Keller’s book (The Prodigal God) almost two months before it was published. Stephen Macasil condemned “The Reason for God” by Tim Keller while admitting he didn’t have to read it to condemn it. I read both books and these books are excellent and loved by many Calvinist who disagree with both Stephen Macasil and Steve Camp about Tim Keller.
Strange, I really think he means it without satire. What is Internet Christianity without satire? Sort of like a day without sunshine. James White has found more dirt on Ergun Caner. Real major dirt and Lane Chaplin is busy posting it in Twitter and sending it to @erguncaner. Check out @lanechaplin twitter timeline. Expect more Christian love being exchanged between the James White gang and the Ergun Caner gang on the Internet. I love it when the Baptist attack each other as it is great marketing for the Lutheran Church.
Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called "discernment ministries" who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against "good" discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.
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Is the cruise “cruise-centered”?
is the cruise ship “ocean-centered” or “boat-centered”?
I think the boat is flat-earth/geocentrist centered
i take a liking to it commend Our Non-Man-Centered the prefixed: « The Online Discernmentalist Mafia now im your rss reader
Hi, where is Ken Silva on the ship?
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Being a true Baptist, Ken Silva spent the complete cruise in the swimming pool. He was attempting to prove himself a superior Baptist to Reformed Baptist like James White. In addition, Ken Silva baptized more persons during the cruise than James White. However, James White questioned if some of the persons baptized by Ken Silva were actually born again. A debate broke out between Southern Baptist and Reformed Baptist on who should be baptized; naturally James White won the debate as usual. Everyone knows that Ken Silva cannot debate anyone so the Southern Baptist are challenging James White to another debate. You can purchase the White vs Silva Baptism debate on AOMIN.ORG as that is how White’s ministry gets funded now days since he hasn’t published any books lately.
Any desire to post satire on the Rob Bell fans vs Piper / Taylor fans debate that is heating up Twitter and Blogs at the moment? It may be difficult to write satire superior to some of the satire tweets posted by Rob Bell fans concerning Calvinist Watchbloggers who condemn books as heretical almost a month before the book is published.
Stephen Macasil and Steve Camp condemned Tim Keller’s book (The Prodigal God) almost two months before it was published. Stephen Macasil condemned “The Reason for God” by Tim Keller while admitting he didn’t have to read it to condemn it. I read both books and these books are excellent and loved by many Calvinist who disagree with both Stephen Macasil and Steve Camp about Tim Keller.
you guys are so discerning and in tune with the real problem! Keep it up!
http://centralityofthegospel.wordpress.com/2011/02/25/separatists-blenders-and-restorers/
Strange, I really think he means it without satire. What is Internet Christianity without satire? Sort of like a day without sunshine. James White has found more dirt on Ergun Caner. Real major dirt and Lane Chaplin is busy posting it in Twitter and sending it to @erguncaner. Check out @lanechaplin twitter timeline. Expect more Christian love being exchanged between the James White gang and the Ergun Caner gang on the Internet. I love it when the Baptist attack each other as it is great marketing for the Lutheran Church.