Mark Driscoll the Cussing Pastor, forgets to Cuss During Sermon!

March 5, 2008

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Picture of Mark Driscoll using hand gestures as he describes his latest series on Song of Solomon.

Discernmentalist News~

Mark Driscoll who was made famous by Donald Miller in his book  little book of heresy “Blue Like Jazz” is the lead pastor Mars Hill Seattle an emerging church (every other week).

 While preaching last week Mark Driscoll finished his service and almost fell on his face when he realized he forgot to swear during his sermon. He was put off a bit when half the congregation (that only comes to hear him swear and find out if they are to give a thumb up or down on Emergent Village.) began to get up and leave half way through his sermon.

There were some that were over heard as they left stating that they were wondering if Mark Driscoll had gotten saved sometime last week before the service, though this cannot be confirmed or denied we just thought we might let the reader JUDGE whether condemnation is needed.

Continue to pray against Mark and his Church of potty mouth wannabes so that God will be still Holy in Seattle.

 


Empire building is fiction says Take A Stand!

July 24, 2010

Take A Stand Ministries mightily says “In an interview discussing their 2009 book, Jesus Wants to Save Christians: A Manifesto for the Church in Exile, Bell and co-author Don Golden say that the Church in America is in exile today. Bell and Golden say that by participating in our culture (they call America an “empire”) and by supporting our government/military system and by using oil, we are “oppressors” and create suffering for others.” TSM strategically & mightily disarms Bell mightily be stating “They conveniently ignore the fact that America, in particular the Christians in her, have done more to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ than any other nation in history – hands down! But in emergent/leftist thought, anything smelling like capitalism must be shunned (except for enjoying the many benefits life in the USA offers). This is nothing less than 1960’s, counter-culture, hippie liberalism now being referred to as “Evangelical Christianity!” Take that Rob Bell!

Why would Rob Bell even suggest such an afront to OUR patriotism, nationalism and not turn a blind eye like a good true Christian?

We know that empires intervene, control, use power to coerce & bully smaller nations (this is fair if you are a US Citizen). We know the USA would never do that, but rather spends all its military budget spreading the ‘gospel.’…which every other countries wants too!

But what kind of gospel does the USA spread?

The true gospel of capitalism (covetousness/greed), freedom (if you accept being invaded, shot, or bombed into submission as freedom) and democracy (which is freely enforced once it is imposed) Its great too that the media conglomerates that are owned by defence contractors tells us that other countries either really want this ‘gospel’ so bad that they are willing to be bombed and shot at, or pesky and annoying and ignorant villagers fight back (how dare they!!!) They simply need to be educated that they are getting the ‘gospel.’

Here is Eric Barger’s Take A Stand’s example of non-empire-building-non-oppressive-military manoeuvres of friendlyness that apparently don’t cause oppression or suffering:

Argentina 1890

Chile 1891

Haiti 1891

Hawaii 1893 (?)

Nicaragua 1894

China 1894-95

Korea 1894-96

Panama 1895

Nicaragua 1896

China 1898-1900

Philippines 1898-1910 (?)

Cuba 1898-1902 (?)

Puerto Rico 1898 (?)

Guam 1898 (?)

Nicaragua 1898

Samoa 1899-(?)

Panama 1901-114

Honduras 1903

Dominican Republic 1903-04

Korea 1904-05

Cuba 1906-09

Nicaragua 1907

Honduras 1911

China 1911-41

Cuba 1912

Panam 1912

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Nicaragua 1912-33

Mexico 1913

Haiti  1914-34

Dominican Republic 1916-24

Cuba 1917-33

Panama 1918-20

Hondurus 1919

Yugoslavia 1919

Guatemala 1920

Turkey 1922

China 1922-27

Honduras 1924-25

Panama 1925

China 1927-34

El Salvador 1932

Iran 1946

Yugoslavia 1946

Uruguay 1947

Greece 1947-49

Phillipines 1984-54

Puerto Rico 1950

Korea 1951-53

Iran 1953

Vietnam 1954

Guatemala 1954

Egypt 1956

Lebanon 1958

Vietnam 1960-75

Cuba 1961

Iraq 1963

Panama 1964

Indonesia 1965

Dominican Republic 1965-66

Guatemala 1966-67

Cambodia 1969-75

Oman 1970

Laos 1971-73

Chile 1973

Cambodia 1975

Angola 1976-92

Libua 1981

El Salvador 1981-82

Nicaragua 1981-90

Lebanon 1982-84

Grenada 1983-84

Honduras 1983-89

Iran 1986

Iran 1987-88

Libya 1989

Panama 1989

Liberal 1990

Iraq 1991-2003

Somolia 1992-94

Yugoslavia 1992-94

Bosnia 1993 (?)

Hait 1994

Sudan 1998

Afghanistan 1998

Iraq 1998

Yugoslavia 1999

Macedonia 2001

Afghanistan 2001

Yemen 2002

Philippines 2002

Columbia 2003

Iraq 2003

Haiti 2004-05

Pakistan 2005

Somalia 2006

Syria 2008

Yemen 2009

Remember, these were non-oppressive. These nations probably wanted undesirables killed, their leaders assassinated , their resources plundered, their governments sent into chaos because they too wanted freedom (at the end of a barrel) or badly needed to have a dictator propped up to run their country. Thank goodness we have ONE shining beacon of capitalism, freedom and democracy to lead the nations!

Truthslayer…proudly supporting empires and their freedom loving spirit!


Moaning and Groaning Christians

April 25, 2010

babyThe ODmafia Research Robot Monkeys have been doing their homework and discovered this incredible discernmentalist insight by Paul Proctor “Today, they’re [church‘] largely filled with bedridden believers who pass the time in and out small group therapy, languishing over their ills and misfortunes – forever discussing their aches and pains with anyone who’ll listen – lying around moaning and groaning about daily discomforts, inconveniences and “felt needs””

How does Paul know this?

1)     Paul gets his information the same way I do, he intercepts the brainwaves of parishioners from across the continent and draws judgmental conclusions from it.

2)    Paul Proctor has spent billions of hours in churches across America

My immediate inclination (which is always correct) is that Paul Proctor has a special discernmentalist vortex that allows him to see into the minds of others….instead of having to attend 10’s of thousands of churches every sunday, interviewing, polling to ascertain who is a moaner and who is a groaner (when we’re really lucky – its both!!!)

Pay no attention to the fact that Mr. Proctor is moaning and groaning about his fellow believers. Its simply enough that he is pointing out the ills of others… and we submit that we like this sort of discernment….in fact we advocate it.

Dr. Truthslayer

Truthslayer


Red Letter Christians: The True Cause Of World Poverty

November 30, 2009

You heard that right—Red Letter Christians are the True Cause of world poverty. This is the logical conclusion to the Neo-Marxism of Red Letter Christianity. Neo-Marxism being linked with chronic poverty of Third World Countries and the  Third Way of the Emerging Apostate Pastors—this conclusion is not only logical but obvious. Here is what Saint Brannon Howse, Gruppenführer of the Calvinazi GOIPview Weekend had to say a few years ago about Red Letter Christians and liberals’ roles in causing world poverty:

“Hurricane Katrina has brought to the nation’s attention the plight of the poor in America. While Jesse Jackson and other liberals attempt to blame poverty on racism and the President and other republicans look to throw money at the problem, few are discussing who and what are really to blame for the root cause of poverty in America.

The issue is not racism but anti-Christian bigotry on the part of the ACLU, the NEA, the DNC and Barry Lynn and his group, Americans United for the Separation of Church and State. The sad stories of the poor should be laid at the feet of the liberal, anti-God “intellectual elite” known as the secular left.

Decades-long brainwashing by liberal-leaning social engineers has so altered the worldview of the underclass that they have little choice but to live in the mire of their culturally bankrupt caste.”—–Anti-Christian bigotry causes poverty! Separation of Church and State causes poverty! Liberal-leaning social engineers cause poverty!

Astounding isn’t it but wait there’s more Brannon has to add:

Anyone who regards with even a shred of honesty the destruction of unregenerate people in the underclass knows the liberals’ time is up. Their social experiment is as bust as the former Soviet Union’s Communism. The Christian worldview is the hope that is left—and a genuine hope it is. Christians must reach out to the underclass, seek to change hearts, renew minds, and reframe their deformed worldview by showing them the need to embrace Christianity and biblical morality and reject the secular left’s destructive, humanistic, anti-God religious worldview.

We agree that poverty is a sin and in the traditional and Biblical notion that the poor are poor because they are lazy and it is their and Red Letter Christians’ fault that they’re poor.  Red Letter Christians in giving handouts to the poor not only cause their poverty but promote the idea that the sinful lifestyle of slothfulness/laziness is ok in God’s eyes instead of an abomination. Afterall, following Jesus and esteeming His words above the other biblical writers is unbiblical and anti-Christian especially when one holds Jesus’ words about giving to the poor in high regards—for that promotes socialism, communism and a Leftist agenda. What Jesus really meant when He said follow and believe in Him was  to pay lipservice to Him and instead believe in Calvinism and that John Calvin is the Final Prophet, final word and final authority on Christianity and to follow Final President Reagan and the political Gospel of Reaganism. “The cherished idols idol-ologies beliefs of Brannon Howse and God’s Only Inerrant Party are just that—Calvinazified Reaganism which promotes  The American Jesus, capitalism, every-man-for-himself, exploitation and promotion of the democratic way as well as True Republicans being the only regenerate Saved Elect of God.” This is exactly why we need to send more Todd Friels to Third World countries instead of foolish Red Letter Christians.

In conclusion, follow Jesus, Red Letter Christians, Democrats, Emergents and Liberals go to hell–follow John Calvin, Charles Spurgeon, John MacArthur, Brannon Howse, the Republican agenda, Ken Silva, Todd Friel, Ray Comfort, Kirk Cameron, all online discernmentalists, God’s Only Inerrant Party and us (OD Mafia) go to heaven.


Brannon Howse Warns That Emergents Are Actually Communistic Atheists

November 26, 2009

Brannon Howse using GOIP Tech and STRETCH Technology‘s Hellescope discernmentalizes that Emergents are actually Atheistic Communists:

Emerging Trouble

 The pastors and authors of one of America’s fastest growing spiritual movements, the Emergent Church, sing the praises of socialism. As I’ll explain in more detail later, the Emergent Church champions the neo-Marxist call for a utopian society through spiritual evolution where good and evil merge to form a “better” third option. This idea derives from the belief system of philosophers such as Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel and finds its contemporary manifestation in the “Third Way” movement of Bill Clinton and Tony Blair. In the Third Way, capitalism, socialism, and communism merge to form a misanthropic combination of the three. This blending is now represented in the terms “the New World Order” and “the new enlightenment.”

 The Third Way promotes Communitarianism, a toxic blend of communism, socialism, atheism, and Cosmic Humanism. Communitarians believe in universal health care, government-subsidized housing and education, radical environmentalism, Fabian socialism, and the like.

An article on the website of the Democratic Leadership Council explains how Clinton and Blair have promoted Third Way thinking across the globe:

On Sunday, April 25, 1999, President Clinton and the DLC hosted a historic roundtable discussion, “The Third Way: Progressive Governance for the 21st Century, “with five world leaders including British PM Tony Blair, German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, Dutch PM Wim Kok, and Italian PM Massimo D’Alema, the First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton and DLC President Al From.[4]

Starting with Bill Clinton’s Presidential campaign in 1992, Third Way thinking is reshaping progressive politics throughout the world. Inspired by the example of Clinton and the New Democrats, Tony Blair in Britain led a revitalized New Labour party back to power in 1997. The victory of Gerhard Shroeder and the Social Democrats in Germany the next year confirmed the revival of center-left parties which either control or are part of the governing coalition forming throughout the European Union. From Latin America to Australia and New Zealand, Third Way ideas also are taking hold.

Not to be hoodwinked by the window dressing of Third Way advocates, however, Vaclav Klaus, prime minister of the Czech Republic, warns against the real future it offers: “The Third Way is the fastest route to the Third World.”[5] But that seems to be where communitarians want to take us.

Grave Influence: 21 Radicals and Their Worldviews that Rule America from the Grave

This is it, the one book you need to read if you want to understand the big picture, connect all the dots, and understand current times, and future events and trends that will be unfolding. This ground-breaking book by best-selling author Brannon Howse is the result of thousands of hours of research over many years and is must reading for every teenager and adult.

Brannon reveals how the worldviews of 21 dead people are still influencing every aspect of American life and vying for the hearts and minds of adults and students. Whether we are discussing, law, science, economics, history, family, social issues, education or religion, the people and worldviews seeking to further their agenda in these disciplines are almost always connected back to four major forces. Brannon reveals the connection between occultism/pagan spirituality, the apostate church, the educational establishment and government/corporations.

Through this book you will come to understand the oppositions worldview, heroes, goals, strategies, masking terms, networks and targets. Those who share the worldviews of these 21 enemies of our constitutional republic and Biblical worldview do not want their agenda and its consequences to be revealed to the American people. Above all, they do not want us to equip and train our children and grandchildren with a Biblical worldview by which to recognize, reject, and fight against their seductive and destructive lies. This book will equip you to do just that as Brannon gives specific and pro-active responses you can take to make this the finest hour for the American church.

Here is the list of twenty-one for which Brannon has dug up worldview facts you must know and prepare to oppose:
 
Saul Alinsky, Karl Marx, John Dewey, John Maynard Keynes, Aldous Huxley, Charles Darwin, Friedrich Nietzsche, Margaret Sanger, William James, Alice Bailey, Helen Schuman, Sigmund Freud, Alfred Kinsey, Benjamin Bloom, B.F. Skinner, The Frankfurt School, Soren Kierkegaard, Julius Wellhausen, Christopher Columbus Langdell, Betty Friedan and Roger Baldwin

Topics covered include:

Corporate fascism, sustainable development, the Third Way, global governance, dialectic process, the Delphi technique, the Cloward-Piven Strategy and deliberate chaos, community organizing, Fabian socialism, the federal reserve and a fiat currency, America’s decline is Europe’s gain, cultural Marxism, government mandated youth service, legal positivism, postmodernism, soft-despotism, higher-criticism, pagan spirituality, feminism, welfare-state capitalism, the false-dominate church, the Emergent Church, the spiritual battle for America, the United Nations and occultism, unmasking the one-world religion, the deconstructionists in the culture and in the church, psychological labeling of dissenters, behavior modification, a planned economy, the assault on parental authority, the two tracks to globalism, Keynesian economics, collectivism, similarities between America and Nazi Germany, national leaders are a reflection of the people, social justice, why the culture war is lost if the church goes weak, is God judging America?, When and why does God judge a nation?, the environmentalist/globalist connection, cultural revolution/sexual revolution, the right to die becomes the duty to die, the true purpose of the law, why the State wants the children, are we all God’s children? And much, much more.

Click here to order now:
http://www.worldviewweekend.com/secure/store/product.php?ProductID=1044

We agree that Emergents are Absolutely evil. Just look at how a typical Emergent looks:

This is why ye must avoid those evil Emergent heretics: Iggy, Tripp Fuller, The Groundworks, Mike Morrell and TheoPoet.


Slice of Laodicea Cites Apprising Ministries About How To Be Forgiven Over Against the Seeker Sensitive Non-Gospels

October 12, 2009

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First, ODMafia apologizes for the very long title. Just remember its not our mistake…we don’t make mistakes.

Second, we would like to address the following quote “Apprising Ministries with a missive discussing what the Bible teaches concerning forgiveness as it touches upon today’s various seeker sensitive non-gospels.”

Third, I would like to affirm SoL and Apprising’s Seeker Sensitive sensitivities. If it were any other ministry the fiery righteousness of Truthslayer would by default have to reign down (I can’t help myself – I’m that righteous!) We are pleased that Apprising is now going to teach us something about forgiveness. This is obviously new to Apprising, and we need to encourage this ministry in this direction.

Finally, ODMafia promotes forgiveness but not unity. We forgive all those who come against our truth and absolute discernmentalismness (not everyone can obtain that knowledge we have). But we do expect that once forgiven by ODMafia you will rush to become a student discernmentalist, studying under Walter Martin like we did….getting mentored by listening to his tape cassettes.

Remember, unity is simply too close to soft peddling the gospel.


Big Discernmentalists seek 21st century truth models

July 18, 2009

johariwindowmodeldiagram4St. Ignace, Michigan (Reuters) – Discernmentalists moguls at this week’s Mackinack Island conference have spent as much time discussing how to reconfigure truth warrior models disrupted by the Web as they have worrying about the weakness in truth.

With difficult discernment markets and an unclear future, talk of dealmaking has been at a minimum this year. Yet there has never been a more important time for Discernmentalists  conglomerates and their supporters to act and adapt to the Internet age.

“We are working on a new rage model, and we hope to include more misinformation  in this new model” said offiials. If that does not work we may include more “sighs, huffs and hmmmphs” to display our dismay.


Contemplatin the Bible dangerous says Eric Barger!

June 11, 2009

dontOur partner in discernmentalism Eric Barger rightly notes “Is Contemplative Prayer/Spirituality being introduced and practiced? Is there talk of “Spiritual Formation,” centering prayer and something called “lectio divina” which, in a nutshell, is leading Evangelicals directly into the mystical and sometimes occult-based practices of the Roman Church?”

We at ODMAfia concur! Lectio Divina is about studying passages in the Bible. Reading them. Listening to them. Then praying about them. Then discussing them. Then reading them again….and discussing them from various perspectives. Then listening to them again. Discussing. Meditating. This is bad. Bad Bad.

Study! Meditation! Discussion! Prayer! Reading the Bible like this leads you into the occult!

We cannot be thinking about the bible…..NOR discussing it. Eric Barger is right on again….how dangerous it is to meditate on the Bible.

As ITodyaso has noted….I DARE YOU to find one quote in the bible about meditation or renewing our minds using the bible! I DARE U.

Let ODMafia do the discerning so that you don’t have to!


Eric Barger ready to devour his denomination!

June 1, 2009

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Eric Barger of Take a Stand Ministries is on a roll. He needs our backing so he can create more division in the Nazarene Denomination. You see while those evil liberal emergents Nazarenes are out drinking lattes and Guinness discussing how to reach today’s generation with the Gospel of the Kingdom, Eric wants them to stop that and debate HIM! Yes. His only demand is that those anti-bible emerging Nazarenes use their dusty bibles they set their Guinness beers on.

 We here at ODMafia though agree with Eric Barger that there may be no need for debate as he has already declared himself the winner!

 The ever hip and relevant Eric Barger stated as a popular networking site about the debate:

“So, as has been stated on a popular social networking website, I would embrace publically (Eric’s spelling) debating  any of these Emergent thinkers (Nazarene or otherwise) providing that the ground rules for such a debate were simply to examine the merits of Emergent beliefs using the Bible and the Bible alone as the literal interpreter of truth. Such a debate would serve to illustrate how far removed Emergent thinking and literature is from authentic Christianity – which is perhaps why thus far there have been no takers.”

 Yes, we already won as Eric is already the winner! We agree and also declare him the winner! Great job flushing out those non- authentic Christians who believe we should also look at cultural and historical contexts as well as teach about the Kingdom on earth as in Heaven as they claim Jesus taught! Praise God for men like Eric Barger who are willing to take a stand and cause division while causing quarrels with his fine sounding arguing over controversies! Without men like that, we might reach unity in the Spirit and that might hurt the Truth War and OUR Doctrines!

 It is so great also to see that the “issues” Eric speaks of are so important he does not even state what they are in his own newsletter. In fact as I read over his “emerging” information on his site, I could see he has NO CLUE! Yes! He does not even understand the difference between “emerging” and “Emergent”! In fact I was so confused by his sites “information”, I was at first upset, until I realized what he was doing! He is a true Truth Warrior who can toss out accusations without substance and still thinks he sounds…. Intelligent! Yes, Eric Barger is truly an author of confusion! We here at the ODMafia stand in awe while we take a stand!

 Luckily for us all, most of his readers are too stupid and easily manipulated by his superior ability to make something out of nothing. Thank God we have roaring lions like Eric Barger looking for someone to devour in the name of OUR Truth!

Now not that any true Truth Warrior would want this, but maybe if Eric understood something as simple as the difference between “emerging” and “Emergent” someone might take him serious as an authority on the topic. But, since he already won the debate we might as well not go there!


Thousands rally in Tuscany for Truth-Warrior marriages

May 6, 2009

protestThousands of people rallied in Tuscany, New Hampshire  on Tuesday in a call for truth-warrior marriages to be legal in the State of New Hampshire.

The State Assembly is expected to start discussing the idea next week  who wants to make New Hampshire the 5th state in the country to allow truth warrior marriages.

From the start, there was no escaping Tuesday’s rally  where 2,000 people telling lawmakers to legalize truth warrior marriages in the state.

The Governor introduced truth warrior marriage equality legislation. He stated publicly “for years truth warriors were forbidden to marry in fear that they would breed more truth warriors, the only thing to fear is fear itself” Truth warriors refuse to back down, insisting that they should be allowed to marry, have kids and judge others.

“I want to welcome you to New Hampshire, and tell you that when you leave, New Hampshire will have pride,” he said to the crowd.

James MacDonald has essentially made this a cornerstone of his second year in office – hoping to not go the way of California, which banned truth warrior marriages last year through Proposition 1.

The ODmafia is a little bit uncomfortable with the  term “proposition,“…especially since that unfortunate incident last week downtown.


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