We have been asked so many times lately “Are you serious?” so I decided to do a page dedicated to just how serious we are.
There are many blogs out there that are as serious as you take them. We are one of them. If you take Slice of Laodicea or CRN or Ken Silva’s personal website in all it’s glorious missivness, serious, then yes, you better take us even more serious. If you do not take these people serious I doubt you will take us serious so you should just hope you are regenerate and repent.
I hope that clears the rumors up about what we are all about.
I. Todyaso
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March 28, 2008 at 10:03 pm |
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April 25, 2008 at 11:15 am |
This is awesome! I love the way you refuse to get out of character.
Drop me an email at michael.krahn@gmail.com
July 22, 2008 at 1:22 am |
What arrogance and what hatred of the Church of Jesus Christ you display so proudly as pagans of the most deceitful sort–as those who would disguise themselves as actually being of the faith. You boast and laugh at your own apostacy when you ought to be repenting of it. In this, and if you ever were truly saved, you reveal that you are among those to whom the book of Hebrews describes as being “impossible” to ever return back to Christ after rejecting Him and attacking his church. However, my guess is that you–like so many emergents–grew up in the church and yet were never saved in the first place…as evidenced by what has become manifest here on your silly little cess pool of a site. You learned just enough about the faith, the scriptures, church history, doctrines, and even the language of Christendom to make yourselves better-disguised wolves in your attacks upon everything and everyone you have never liked about Christianity. You believe that because you now have the internet and a collective group of other apostate renegades, who find company in misery, that somehow you now have the power you always wanted. This ‘need for power” or “need for a voice” may date back to your teen years perhaps, at the church your parents made you attend and listen to things in church you simply rejected about a God you never accepted? Well, that very real God of creation sees right through your paper bag, knows who you are, and knows precisely when you will stand before Him in judgement in the future. I have this feeling there won’t be any blog-laughs, crude jokes, nor cutting criticism of those who care deeply about reaching the lost with the Truth (like Dr. MacArthur does) on that day. Is it because you yourself have yet to be reached by Truth that you find those who declare it your enemies? It appears so. Nonetheless, I will pray for you.
July 22, 2008 at 3:47 am |
Jeff,
I like you… I suggest you go to Chris Rosebrough and let him know that we agree with you about crude jokes!
Keep spreading the truth! You are doing a great job.
I. Todyaso
December 5, 2008 at 9:13 pm |
Hello!
The site is quite tongue in cheek….takes the HOT AIR out of some of the discernment ministry blow hards that seem to set themselves up as the religious police.
I had thought about starting my own satire/parody – but evidently you clever guys beat me to it…..
Any way to contact you guys at all? thanks again
I will certain drop by again!
December 24, 2008 at 1:53 pm |
hahahaha, May God bless you guys. I’ve been a little bored last months since Wittenburgdoor website hasn’t published anything. Keep on the fight, you discrernmentalists!!!
January 17, 2009 at 4:04 pm |
Is there a way to join by submitting material?
March 26, 2009 at 6:20 am |
Haha! As a non-christian all i can say is HAHA!
I cant find one single blog that teaches some serious stuff about Jesus. It appears that all christians can do is mocking of everything: of us and of themselves.
Is there anyone doing serious talk out there? I read the Bible other day and Jesus looked very serious to me. Then i tuned in christians today, and they are all MOCKING of all kinda stuff!!! HAHA, disapointing. xit.
March 26, 2009 at 6:36 am |
Hey BW,
On the serious side here for an answer…There are some good blogs out there and of course some bad ones, yet a blog is not the best place to learn about God, Jesus or Christianity. Blogs are about opinions… and rarely facts. I do have a personal blog where I talk of God, Jesus, religion in general and keeping faith in the post-modern world.
You can read it here:
I also have a variety of other blogs that do teach, some are liberal and some conservative… but all express faith in Jesus in some way that you may find of interest if you are truly searching.
I do agree that we Christians should not be mocking unbelievers… and this site does not do that… if fact it mocks the believers that mock everyone. = )
iggy
May 6, 2009 at 10:19 am |
The Onion of Christian heresy reporting!
May 6, 2009 at 3:39 pm |
Joshua- how dare you compare us to a vegetable (and a flavourful one at that) and a worldly satire! U have nerve…if our Research Robot Monkeys have their way U will be banned for a full 300 (yes that is right – 300) seconds!!!!
Besides….we prefer to be compared to the “3 toed sloth of Christian heresy reporting!”
But do come by again!
(-:
June 6, 2009 at 2:53 pm |
[...] Parrot attack on this blog I searched for the source of this high traffic. It turned out the guilty party causing increased traffic to this blog was a WordPress blog that does satire of Spiritual [...]
June 6, 2009 at 4:16 pm |
Joshua needs to repent of slander as your blog is better satire than “The Onion”. Being tired of all the spiritual discernment junkies who blog without sound discernment, it is refreshing to find a blog that makes fun of these self appointed spiritual discernment police in Christendom. Keep up the great work.
June 7, 2009 at 10:05 pm |
RZHBLOG – We come against all slander…unless it is us doing the slander and then its ok. Besides our slander is really about discernment, while others who slander are really about slander.
July 20, 2009 at 12:50 pm |
Do I need to repent of being a Christian?
Keep up this site! I love it!
August 23, 2009 at 7:42 pm |
Is there satire in CRN using one of my Flickr photos without my permission?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rzh/3636490027/in/set-72157621922591103/?addedcomment=1#comment72157622000287557
I have filed a public protest on the matter on my Flickr website and my blogs. Odds are they will find it all a joke as self righteous as they tend to be.
The photo was of Mark Driscoll at the Crystal Cathedral after giving two sermons.
August 28, 2009 at 11:31 am |
it may look holy,sound holy but if it does not line up with word of GOD IT IS NOT HOLY. [ BEWARE] YOUR SOUL IS AT STAKE
August 28, 2009 at 11:50 am |
Aaron, I am so glad you back us up. We need to spread the fear and hate as far and wide as we can as it represents the Holy DOCTRINES that we hold in our heart. My our DOCTRINES bless you my son. (or daughter)
August 28, 2009 at 5:36 pm |
re: AARON : MMMMMM….did someone say steak??? MMM MMM!
November 5, 2009 at 5:05 pm |
Why do christians get so defensive when a liar amongst us is exposed? Paul said cast them out…well? Satire is great and has its place.