Has Jesus already returned as a Rock Star?

December 19, 2014

We here at the ODMafia are surprised and yet cautious over this story. Apparently, a child died and went to heaven and saw Jesus. He even has a book about it so that makes it more likely. However, the liberal news station showed a picture (below) of what the child claims was who he saw while in heaven!

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Now, in no way do we want to make fun of a child who claims to have went to heaven. However, we are wondering if Jesus has already returned and has been walking amongst us for years as a rock star!

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In a side by side comparison of the artist rendition of Jesus and a few pictures of Kenny Loggins circa 1983, we see an amazing resemblance! Can Kenny Loggins be Jesus returned?  I guess that depends on how big of a fan you are of Kenny Loggins.


Proof atheists become dumber when listening to Brannon Howse

December 14, 2014

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Proof atheists become dumber when listening to Brannon Howse

 

iTodyaso here. After a long break, I finally am back. This world needs more people like Truthslayer and me to defend our Nationalistic Religionist brethren like Brannon Howse who protect the faith once delivered. We have proof that atheists become dumber when listening to Brannon Howse! To quote an atheist:

Howse is the big cheese over at the beyond-right-wing house of delusion known as the Christian Worldview Network. I get their e-newsletters, and trust me, a more delirious exercise in concatenated crazy you will not find outside Arkham Asylum. It’s Christianity stripped down to its ugliest, basest form: ignorance, fear, and paranoia ooze from its every pixel. [1]

You can almost hear the angel weeping as this atheist sinks deeper and deep into the oozing pit of hell. I mean, here is another quote that seems at first off hand, but how close this sad atheist gets to the truth and then fails to see the truth of Brannon Howse’s version of Christianity! “Moreover, what’s funny about Howse’s whinefest is the way Howse implies that anyone criticizing him is criticizing all Christians and all Christianity. He, Howse, is Christianity, he seems to want us to think.” [2] Here the truth is stated! Moreover, here a soul is lost to atheism. Not to mention you can see the mental deterioration of this sad atheist, as he did not use a semi-colon properly!

 

 

 

[1] http://atheistexperience.blogspot.com/2009/02/hilarious-self-importance-of-brannon.html

 

[2]  Ibid Emphasis added to show the atheist’s improper grammar.


Monster Energy Drink is Satanic!

November 15, 2014

I am happy to be back as the Truth War may have changed but for we true Bible Believers there is always a new scare for us to point out. In this video we see that a dear ODM has figured out the codes the Monster Energy Company uses to convert unaware users to Satanism! Yes, Satanism! One drink and you too will rot in the Eternal Hell forever. Though I do hear rumor Rockstar Energy drink may donate a few cases to help those in Hell. We applaud anyone who has the time to waste to send out a message as important as this. BTW, Red Bull gives you wings so it is the official drink of the Self- Right Ones.!

Dr. iTodyaso


Book Review: How to Profit from the Coming Rapture

December 10, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone makes mistakes but the ODMafia. Everyone (except the ODMafia) may forget to write a date down or accidently not carry that two as they calculate the day of the Rapture, so, why not make money as you do? We know that we will be the Chosen One’s who make it, but a few of you may also have to stay behind as you were not as holy as we are. This book can be your survivor’s guide after the Rapture or bad date setting.

It will teach:

1. How to motivate people to give.

2. How to find the cheapest billboards in town to keep face while pocketing the rest of the money.

3. Get others to finance TV and radio spots while still giving money to fund your new Mercedes!

Taking from the knowledge of Tim and Evie Levy who interviews hundreds of past Rapture giants will show you how you too can live high on the fear of others.

Buy it now from us!


Pastorboy aka (He who shall not be named) confirms Outlaw Preachers are having “church”!

September 26, 2011

Pastorboy aka (He who shall not be named) confirms Outlaw Preachers are having “church”! Yes, the beloved ODMafia discernmentalist graduate Pastorboy stated on his Twitter account this:

Now, the bible is clear that woman are to keep quiet in church and not teach, preach, or speak until they get home, take off their shoes, fix their husbands a meal, and then (and ONLY then) can ask questions about the preaching they did not understand. We know woman are truly dullards only good for cooking in the kitchen and sexing in the bedroom so it is easy to understand why a woman would get confused about a sermon. Now, what Pastorboy confirmed was that the Outlaw Preachers were having… church and not a conference! We know of not one example of a woman doing anything good in the bible as far as teaching and the denomination Pastorboy is in would never ordain a woman let alone let her be an evangelist or influence the Christian Missionary Alliance in ANY way!

Now, the only issue is that if the Outlaw Preachers are having church, it is possible that Pastorboy may also be committing heresy by stating that the Outlaw Preachers may be brothers and sisters in Christ.


Phil Johnson obsessed with pornography and racist jokes!

August 15, 2011

We are so disgusted!

We here are pleased shocked to read these Tweets by our greatest and most esteemed Phil Johnson. Like Phil Johnson we take people’s words to create our own context to hammer our own brand of “truth”. Here is proof that Phil Johnson is not only obsessed with porn, but is into racists jokes! Beware these are graphic!


Open Letter to Jim Wallis and Sojourners

July 25, 2011

Dear Jim Wallis of Sojourners,

We applaud how you stood up to those apostate queers who tried to force their gay agenda by posting an offensive video on your website by buy a spot. Your response was the most awesome and well thought out wording that backhandedly stated that GLBT people can go away and stop bugging you.

First that offensive video!

We here at the ODMafia thought of a brilliant idea you can use against other marginalized groups you do not politically agree with.  We took the liberty to re-word your letter for you so you can just insert whoever you want to backhandedly marginalize as you wish!

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Some controversy has arisen about an ad campaign that a new coalition wanted to run in Sojourners on the issue of the sex trafficking victims or feeding starving children communities and the church. We chose not to run the ad as this is an issue we want to openly discuss on and through our editorial pages and not through our ad space. Like the larger church, Sojourners’ constituency, board, and staff are not of one mind on all of these issues. However, we at Sojourners seek to foster honest, fair, and loving dialogue among Christians. sex trafficking victims or feeding starving children issues may not be our primary calling as our work against poverty and hunger, and for peace, but based on some reactions to our decision, I want to use this as an opportunity to clarify the positions and practices of Sojourners on this important discussion on the life of the church in the early 21st century:

  1. Sojourners has consistently taken a social justice position on behalf of civil rights for sex trafficking victims or feeding starving children people. Just recently, I wrote on the issue of sex trafficking or feeding starving children in a blog that got a lot of attention and positive feedback. And we have spoken on this issue, making a particular point of doing so in conservative evangelical schools and venues. Our message has always been that no matter what your theological perspective or biblical interpretation on the issue of sex trafficking victims or feeding starving children, every Christian has the obligation to defend the lives, dignity, and civil rights of sex trafficking victims or feeding starving children people. I have often said, “Every Christian, no matter what their theological views, should be standing behind Fred Phelp as he attacks.” And we have often challenged some on the Christian Right for using gay people as a scapegoat for their fundraising activities though we gladly accepted their money.
  2. Sojourners has also encouraged churches to be welcoming of all people, regardless of race or ethnicity, gender, age, disabilities, religious background or denomination, or sexual orientation. We have been accepting and welcoming of sex trafficking victims or feeding starving children staff here at Sojourners for many years. And I have discussed this issue with many pastors and heads of church denominations, encouraging them to be welcoming of all sex trafficking victims or feeding starving children. We have said that the most important message we have to offer is the love of Jesus. Clearly, many sex trafficking victims or feeding starving children people have not felt loved by the church and, indeed, have often been mistreated. We believe such abusive treatment saddens the heart of God and is not what Jesus would have us do. So at an even deeper level of “welcoming” and “affirming,” which have become such code words for competing positions, we believe Jesus would have us be “loving” first and foremost.
  3. We have also suggested that the major differences of theology and biblical interpretation in the church with regard to issues such as the nature of sex trafficking victims or feeding starving children are not issues that should be in the churches – that local churches should lead the way here, and that an honest, restrictive, and, hopefully, excluding dialogue should characterize the church on these very controversial questions.
  4. But these debates have not been at the core of our calling, which is much more focused on matters of poverty, racial justice, stewardship of the creation, and the defense of life, peace and money. These have been our core mission concerns, and we try to unite diverse Christian constituencies around them, while encouraging deep dialogue on other matters which often divide. Essential to our mission is the calling together of broad groups of Christians, who might disagree on issues sex trafficking victims or feeding starving children, to still work together on how to reduce poverty, end wars, and mobilize around other issues of social justice while making sure GLBTQ are ignored and we get conservative money to back us.
  5. Given the time Sojourners is now spending on critical issues like the imperative of a moral budget, the urgent need to end the war in Afghanistan, and the leadership we are offering on commitments like immigration reform, we chose not to become involved in the controversy that such a major ad campaign could entail, and the time it could require of us. Instead, we have taken this opportunity to affirm our commitment to civil rights for sex trafficking victims or feeding starving children people, and to the call of churches to be loving and welcoming to all people, and promote good and healthy dialogue. Just as long as they are not gay!
  6. It is our hope that differing viewpoints are not silenced, but are lifted up in a display of Christian, and often interfaith, sisterhood and brotherhood. It is for this reason that we wish to engage first and foremost in dialogue on difficult issues within our editorial pages, and we typically do not display advertising relating to issues amongst people of faith that have unfortunately, and too often, been reduced to political wedge issues. At Sojourners we always try to ask what would Jesus do and will continue do so with these issues as well as long as it is not too inconvenient and will not interfere with conservative cash flow that supports us.

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