And now a warning to Bible Believers…..

September 21, 2014

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John O’Keefe – It is a name you clearly can’t trust…..because his last name is derived from a beer company.

You heard it from us first!

And even worse….this beer company is from Canada (but now conveniently owned by Molson Coors as a cover up to hide this fact!) We ALL know that Canada has socialized health care – and that is blatantly communist. Moreover….

John likely is FOR healthcare.

John has tattoos.

John has a goatee.

John has chains around his neck.

Indeed – he has all the characteristics of an anti-war peacenik (we know this is wrong because we use the OT to prove it).

Finally….

Research assessed by the Online Discernmentalist Research Robot Monkeys in partnership with Take A Stand Ministries….and you have this:

John O’Keefe (healthcare/tattoos/goatee/chains/peace & beer)+Carling O’Keefe+Canada = Communist

Its pretty obvious to those with a keen eye for discernmentalism.

just sayin’

Truthslayer

PS we are thankful for several tips from Fox News.


Samaritan’s Purse Announcement

September 14, 2014

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Because HELL is hot, and we don’t want anyone mixing our ministry with actual purse wearing men (wink wink), we decided to change our name.

This message is completely endorsed by none other than mighty TRUTHSLAYER.

Defender of literalism and truthiness. Because regular truth just isn’t enough.


August 16, 2014

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More Discernmentalism to Come!

April 27, 2014

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For our trusty discernmentalist readers…..more discernmentalism to come! We don’t apologize for being gone so long (we never have to apologize because we are never wrong)….we have been fighting for truth and consumerism. Stay tuned….

 


Research robot monkeys reveal ” Anne Rice: ‘I Quit Being A Christian’

December 12, 2010

In a bold move, and all recorded by our research robot monkeys (with the Windows 7 upgrade) have revealed the following “Anne Rice, the bestselling novelist most popularly known for “Interview with the Vampire” and her other creepy vampire novels, announced on Wednesday via Facebook that she has officially renounced Christianity.”

The ODMafia research robot monkeys interviewed iTodyaso who insightfully noted ” I knew that she was all phony in the first place, as a matter of fact novelists are worldly and her hair-do was liberal.” Don Jobson stated emphatically ” We believe that she began reading Rob Bell, or NT Wright and that was the camel that broke the straws back.” When I (the mighty truthslayer was interviewed) I boldly and courageously attacked Anne Rich and her supporters – the liberal-media-elite  (which I like to refer to as LAMESTREAM MEDIA).

If this doesn’t make any sense….EITHER DO YOU!

Truthslayer

PS we believe the Addams Family photo (on the left) realistically depicts Anne Rice in a vampire relationship with a real life liberal Gomez.

PS PS we urge you to read the Huffington Post….slooooowly.


Black Friday ready!

November 27, 2010

We at ODMafia are BLACK FRIDAY ready. Discernmentalists traditionally  ignore consumerism, capitalism or anything else that would undermine the America Way of Life….and this is with good reason. A true discernmentalist believes that the American Way of Life is the Christian Way of Life. To say one is to accept the other and vice-versa. That is why we have introduced SAFE-BUY. It is a credit card made by discernmentalists for discernmentalists.

The card, carefully engineered will prevent you from buying purchases that could cause you to become a heretic or a liberal. In the event that you mistakenly try to buy NOOMA DVD’s the card will red-flag this purchase and the cashier will be instructed to slap you in the face. Instead you will be directed to purchase bible-believing DVD’s that help you to fear, worry and fret. In addition, you will learn how misquoting speakers will give you impressions that almost everyone in the church is a heretic, giving you the gnostic impression – you and only you have an side track on all things false.

Moreover, discernmentalist DVD’s will help to shape a cartoon, binary universe that will ensure that only those who say “Bible Believing” are the only ones telling the truth. Remember, discenrmentalist DVD’s don’t use the dodgy marketing techniques that other false ministries use, rather only the biblically righteous methods.

Remember this card is patriotic!

Truthslayer endorsed!

PS this card will provide absolute certainty


Bible Believing – says Take A Stand!

November 26, 2010

If your ministry states that they “are bible believing,” then it must be true. Bible believing is code word for believing the bible better, stronger, faster than others…and in particular Roman Catholics, Anglicans, emergents, liberals, NT Wright and Rob Bell (who are really not Christians at all, but false wanna-be-bible believers-who-don’t really want to believe.) I hope that makes sense. If you are not a bible believer you won’t get this.

You won’t catch Rob Bell saying he’s “bible believing,” and we would not believe him regardless.

Stating the phrase “bible believing” often, lots, many times, and more often than others makes you a bonafide hard-core bible-believing-ministry. What other option is there? Remember, saying “bible believing” is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Say it enough and you believe it, even if its not true.

Thus when Eric Barger’s Take A Stand Ministries states “we are bible believing” that means that every time they “discern” another ministry and tear it down, they do so only because they are bible-believing. If they won’t stand up for truth, who would?

We would.

In the same way, we at ODMafia are a  bible believin’ ministry ourselves trying to get by, with all these ungodly unbiblical ministries (**ROB BELL ALERT**) that we must contend with. We do get some opposition, but this is because legions of darkness are against us because we are simply trying to uphold the  simple truth.

How could true bible believers oppose a bible  believin’ ministry?

Truthslayer

Take A Stand’s bible believing mantra of over 20 times affirms that they are truly bible believing. It has to be true….they said it.


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