Yet another evil plot….

December 13, 2014

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Lactose intolerance

December 8, 2014

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Bible believin conservatives…

December 6, 2014

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We at the ODMafia clearly reject any liberal verses in the bible that could be taken out of context:

‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.” – Jesus (Mark)

For the entire law is fulfilled in keeping this one command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” St Paul (Galatians)

Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. St Peter (1 Peter)

Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,Jesus (Matthew)

Only liberals would adhere to such unAmerican bible verses.

Truthslayer


John Armstrong OVERTLY attacks Online Discernment Ministries

December 3, 2014

It does not take ODMafia long before we detect OPPOSERS. We know an opposer from a mile away. They pretend to be biblical but really they are opposing true discernmentalism. Just recently John Armstrong of Act3Online posted “Every Idle Word.”

He cunningly posted the following with direct aim at ODMafia “…you must give an account on judgment day for every idle word you speak. The words you say will either acquit you or condemn you”  He dares challenge Truthslayer!

I stand incensed.

Opposer-of-the-truth-easy-on-emergent-John-Armstrong-possibly-liberal stoops even lower suggesting  “Gossip, …is idle talk… careless speech. It may be malicious and it may even be true.” Mr. John-liberal-(possibly communist) Armstrong – online discernment ministries survive on this basis!

We have itching ears that need to be fed.

Our status quo is to  practice “rip and read” attack tactics (try your best to say that phrase fast!)

Please note that careless speech in Online Discernment circles is called RESEARCH John! Get it together!

Finally, true believers need only know that maturity means haphazardly researched articles, undermining ministries and learning about the latest heresy. We can easily disregard 1000s of years of the Christian faith, theology and history with casual disregard….ignorance is our strength.

Finally John –  your church is that it is too small!

Truthslayer

PS We believe that John Armstrong needs to begin listening to consevative talk shows radio like Shawn Hannity to grasp the truth.


And now a warning to Bible Believers…..

September 21, 2014

Okeefe

John O’Keefe – It is a name you clearly can’t trust…..because his last name is derived from a beer company.

You heard it from us first!

And even worse….this beer company is from Canada (but now conveniently owned by Molson Coors as a cover up to hide this fact!) We ALL know that Canada has socialized health care – and that is blatantly communist. Moreover….

John likely is FOR healthcare.

John has tattoos.

John has a goatee.

John has chains around his neck.

Indeed – he has all the characteristics of an anti-war peacenik (we know this is wrong because we use the OT to prove it).

Finally….

Research assessed by the Online Discernmentalist Research Robot Monkeys in partnership with Take A Stand Ministries….and you have this:

John O’Keefe (healthcare/tattoos/goatee/chains/peace & beer)+Carling O’Keefe+Canada = Communist

Its pretty obvious to those with a keen eye for discernmentalism.

just sayin’

Truthslayer

PS we are thankful for several tips from Fox News.


Samaritan’s Purse Announcement

September 14, 2014

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Because HELL is hot, and we don’t want anyone mixing our ministry with actual purse wearing men (wink wink), we decided to change our name.

This message is completely endorsed by none other than mighty TRUTHSLAYER.

Defender of literalism and truthiness. Because regular truth just isn’t enough.


August 16, 2014

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