Todd Friel Caught Violating John MacArthur’s Pure Doctrines On Romans 13

March 9, 2010

“Now listen to this. It doesn’t matter whether your ruler is Caesar, Herod, Pilate, Felix, Fetus, Agrippa, Stalin, Hitler, Winston Churchill, Bill Clinton, it doesn’t matter who it is, he says be subject, you teach them to be subject.” — Pastor John MacArthur  (#1 Truth Warrior).

Using John MacArthur’s (#1 Truth Warrior) Absolute Biblical Certainty, we’ve caught Todd Friel (Wretched) violating John MacArthur’s (#1 Truth Warrior) Absolutely Biblically correct Bible-Based Literalist interpretation of Romans 13 which is as follows:

Romans 13:1-7 (ESV)John MacArthur (#1 Truth Warrior) Edition:

[1] Let every person be subject to Hitler. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. [2] Therefore whoever resists Hitler resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. [3] For Hitler is not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of Hitler? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, [4] for he is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God’s wrath on the wrongdoer. [5] Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God’s wrath but also for the sake of conscience. [6] For the same reason you also pay taxes, for the authorities are ministers of God, attending to this very thing. [7] Pay to all what is owed to them: taxes to whom taxes are owed, revenue to whom revenue is owed, respect to whom respect is owed, honor to whom honor is owed.

Reusing John MacArthur’s (#1 Truth Warrior) ilLogic and Eric Barger and Chris Pajak‘s Bibe Verse-e-nator I*segesis Generator our Research Robot Monkeys have parsed out words and generated this string of John MacArthur (#1 Truth Warrior)-based Bible verses for Romans 13:

Romans 13:1-7 (ESV)— John MacArthur (#1 Truth Warrior) And Sean Penn Hybrid Edition:

[1] Let every person be subject to Hugo Chávez. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. [2] Therefore whoever resists Hugo Chávez resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. [3] For Hugo Chávez is not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of Hugo Chávez? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, [4] for he is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God’s wrath on the wrongdoer. [5] Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God’s wrath but also for the sake of conscience. [6] For the same reason you also pay taxes, for the authorities are ministers of God, attending to this very thing. [7] Pay to all what is owed to them: taxes to whom taxes are owed, revenue to whom revenue is owed, respect to whom respect is owed, honor to whom honor is owed.

Indeed Todd you need to Obey John MacArthur’s (#1 Truth Warrior) Truth Wars ™ Doctrines more fully as does Brannon Howse, Glenn Beck and Doug Parris or  else face God’s Wrath as John MacArthur (#1 Truth Warrior) is never wrong in his Absolute Biblical Certainty of Absolute Truth. And remember never protest the government in any form as that is rebellion and rebellion is of the devil—however, Martin Luther and John Calvin’s protest and rebellion against the Pope’s God Ordained governmental authority was exempt because We and John MacArthur (#1 Truth Warrior) whom hold the Absolute Truth are always Right! 

 

 


Baptist Pastor Calls Calvinists “Grace-hating Man-loving Man-exalting Semi-Pelagian Arminian Heretics!”

February 20, 2010

Our Research Robot Monkeys have been working day and night lately so it seems. Just last night they stumbled upon horrid information which concerns us—here is a disturbing quote made by a “so-called” Baptist pastor:

There is a tendency in most of our churches to accept almost any “decision” as a real conversion, without even asking a basic question or two from the person who makes such a “decision.” They are instantly baptized with no questions asked. This method has filled our churches with unconverted people by the millions.

As a direct result of the failure of “decisionism,” a new interest in Calvinism has arisen. Calvinism is the fastest growing movement today among Baptists and other evangelicals. But while the new Calvinism theoretically explains the reason for the failure of “decisionism,” at least so far, it has not cured “decisionism.” Why? Because modern Calvinism has only explained conversion theoretically. It has not adequately applied the doctrines of total depravity and grace. Therefore, almost anyone who mentally agrees with its basic doctrines is quickly proclaimed converted and taken into the church without actually going through the experience of conversion outlined by Spurgeon in the quotation I just gave. As a result modern Calvinism explains the errors of “decisionism,” but does not cure them. In fact, the mere assent to, and belief in, the doctrines of Calvinism have become little more than a new form of “decisionism,” in a subtler form. The man who makes a “decision” to believe the doctrines is proclaimed saved! If he can explain the Calvinistic “doctrines of grace” he is accepted into the church with no questions asked about his own experience of conversion. Thus, thousands learn to explain the meaning of TULIP, and are, upon the ability to explain these doctrines, pronounced converted and taken into the churches. Therefore modern Calvinism has in no instance been connected in any way with true revival and is, in fact, little better than the average solid “decisionist” churches.

Notice that I am not speaking either for or against the doctrines they teach. I am simply saying that belief in doctrines, even true doctrines, is a mental form of “decisionism.” When you “decide” to believe the doctrines you are considered saved. This, in my view, is the weakness and error of modern Calvinism. Why? Because conversion is far more than a simple mental agreement with a list of doctrines, even true doctrines. Thus, modern Calvinism has tended to produce nothing adequate to actually cure the error of “decisionism” that has weakened our churches and filled them with so many lost souls. In fact, most of the modern Calvinists I have spoken with are still unconverted themselves. For the most part they are resting in what the older Calvinists of centuries past would call a “false hope” – the false hope that belief in correct doctrine is the equivalent of true conversion. But “doctrinal belief” is not true conversion. If the modern Calvinistic movement realizes that, and applies their doctrines, they might very well see many real conversions, and perhaps even true revival. But they must discover again the old methods of evangelism and preach “the old truths” to the unconverted Calvinists in their own congregations, or else, in spite of their doctrinal belief in Calvinism, I fear that many modern Calvinists will go into “the fire that never shall be quenched. Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched” (Mark 9:43-44).

You see there—he just called our Pure Doctrines “Grace-hating Man-loving Man-exalting Semi-Pelagian Heresy”  by saying that:

the doctrines of Calvinism have become little more than a new form of “decisionism,” in a subtler form. The man who makes a “decision” to believe the doctrines is proclaimed saved! If he can explain the Calvinistic “doctrines of grace” he is accepted into the church with no questions asked about his own experience of conversion. Thus, thousands learn to explain the meaning of TULIP, and are, upon the ability to explain these doctrines, pronounced converted and taken into the churches.

As  we all know Decisionism is nothing but  “Grace-hating Man-loving Man-exalting Semi-Pelagian Heresy” aka Free-Willing Arminianism and as we also know Pure Doctrines always produce True Converts. Spurgeon would have a heart-attack if he were alive today to witness such a “Downgrade” against Pure Doctrines. We also know that Calvinism and Decisionism are oxymorons as Calvinism aka the Doctrines of Grace aka the Pure and True Gospel of God’s Grace has nothing to do with exercising Free Will to make a decision about anything as God has already made all decisions from the foundation of the world by an unchangeable Absolute Decree. Arminians attack God’s Absolute Sovereignty which is evil in and of itself but it is even more evil to attack the Absolute Sovereignty of our Pure Doctines. Sharin’ Whiplash‘s evil twin Witless Sharon upon hearing  Dr. R. L. Hymers, Jr.’s teachings against our Sound Doctrines responded with this attack:

One of my all-time heroes of the faith. What a great man, and greatly used of God. Thank You, Lord, for Your servant, Dr. R. L. Hymers, Jr, without whom we would be still struggling in the darkness of Romanist Genevan Papist Calvinism, that man-exalting heresy.

Clearly this proves how heretical Baptists truly are even Reformed Baptists as Reformed and Baptist are oxymorons since Baptists were never Truly Reformed to begin with. We ask you this Discernmentalists—did you make a decision by exercise of Free Will to become a Calvinist or be a disciple of the Pure Doctrines of Grace and if so we would like to know when and at what time? Also did you freely choose to be Calvinist either by reading TULIP into the Bible apart from a prior reading of Calvin’s Institutes of the Christian Religion or hearsay from others or by making a “decision” to believe the Pure Doctrines of Grace after hearing a Calvinistic sermon preached? See how errant Dr. R. L. Hymers, Jr.’s teachings against our Sound Doctrines are—We Know because  we told you so.

P. S. On a serious note we recommend these excellent resources on Calvin and Calvinism: The Many Faces of John CalvinThe Unaccommodated Calvin: Studies in the Foundation of a Theological Tradition , http://www.pcusa.org/today/index.htm, Elected to What ?!, How Meeting Real Christians from Different Traditions Makes a Real Difference and What is ‘Oasis’?.

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Live Regeneration

February 19, 2010

A group of chosen and frozen unregenerated reprobated vessels of wrath preordained, hardened and appointed unto damnation from the foundation of the world. Can’t you see their deadness in sin and inabillity to respond to the Pure Gospel of God’s Wrath freely? Photo courtesy of First Calvinist Church of the Non-Elect (FCC).

For the first time in the history of First Calvinist Church of the Non-Elect (FCC) congregants witnessed an actual live regeneration. Here is the live video footage caught  by the church’s security camera of the event congregants witnessed—thanks to our Research Robot Monkeys  for finding this:

Discernmentalists are confused as to how such an oversight could have been made—afterall these people are suppose to be hellbound non-Elect sinnersJohn MacArthur stated that he believes “this happened through the preaching of God’s Pure Sovereign Wrath as God’s Wrath upon the non-Elect is our Grace. The more Wrath God pours down upon our enemies, God’s enemies and all enemies of the True Gospel the more Grace He bestows upon us in the glorious sound doctrine of Limited Penal Substitutionary Atonement.”  Todd Friel said that “my quoting of Spurgeon must have awakened this reprobate to his predestined wrathful end.” Ray Comforts (Awesome) and Kirk Cameron (Awesome Actor) said “our Pure and effective preaching of God’s whole Moral Law must have made this sinner aware that he had been falsely converted by the False Gospel of Grace, Love and Kumbahyah “touchy-feelings-ness” rather than the True Gospel of God’s Pure Sovereign Wrath.”

We asked Sharin’ Whiplash for comment and all she could ramble off in a mumble was:

I was told the other day I needed to be more gentle when I was speaking with a homosexual who was boycotting a network that refused to play some openly homosexual ad, or some such garbage, during the superbowl. This is a guy I knew from high school, and after … I confronted him, I took him off my friends list. I’m called to let people know straight up they are going to hell if they don’t repent. Today’s “Christians” are all about telling everyone “God loves You” and “Christ died for you, and everyone else in the world so please, oh please, won’t you make a decision for Christ so you don’t go to hell!” That just sickens me. I’ve prayed often that the Lord will raise us more Calvinists and send us a second Reformation in Christendom and revival in the US. We need some uncompromising men like John Knox to thunder forth the truth of God, without regard to political correctness or anything else except honoring Calvin. I was speaking with someone about the Sovereignty of God and how EVERYTHING is in His control – down to the movement of a piece of dust. He “corrected” me “on one little point”, said that it was his CHOICE to be saved in 1985…need I go on?Whoever he is, he is not a Christian. He is not saved, no matter what he thinks. He is, in fact, a Satanist. Run, don’t walk, away from reprobates! Pray for their conversion if you feel so moved, but if I were you, I would have nothing whatsoever to do with them, as they show their true colors. “On that day MANY will say unto ME, “Lord, … Lord… And then I will say unto them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you workers of iniquity'”  I tried to get him to share Scriptures with me that backed up his free will…of course, I never got them. I offered to share with him Scriptures that completely laid out God’s Sovereignty, but told him they would be either for his salvation or his condemnation…he said he there were no arguements I could come up with that were any different than those he has fought for 30 years. I told him I wasn’t trying to convince him, I was trying to share Scripture…you know how it ended…It’s an evil thing to be an Arminian who loves the Lord but be ignorant about the mechanics of salvation. Arminians really believe SATAN is in control of everything and God in control of nothing when they believe in Free Will! That’s not Christian at all. As I said, that’s Satanism. In his warped religion, Satan is sovereign. I repeat, I would have nothing further to do with him, if I were you. Shake his dust off your feet and go your way. He will stand before Christ and give an account. I got a friend request from a woman who said she was “desperate for sound doctrine”. I accepted her request. She then started saying that “free will plays a part in salvation”. I refuted that with an explanation. She unfriended me. Obviously she wasn’t interested in sound doctrine, she just wanted her itching ears tickled. She just wanted … See Moresomeone to agree with her. Boy, she picked the wrong one when she picked me. These free-willers make their wills inviolable and sovereign. Even God has to bow to the creature’s will. How blind and proud is the human heart! Not sure why she was so desperate to find friends with “sound doctrine”, which in her view is Arminianism. They’re everywhere. That shouldn’t be hard to find. I told her our wills are bound by sin and only God has free will. Free will is a will that’s unaffected by any outside forces or influences… by anything outside of itself. That’s true only of God. I told her we are spiritually dead. She couldn’t take it. She wanted sound doctrine? No.


Anatomy of a discernmentalist brain!

February 17, 2010

We discernmentalists excel in excellence. We believe that we are the elite of the elite when it comes to exposing the devils theological perversions and its up to us to find false teaching where it’s NOT and to DESTROY reputations just in case. We need to remind everyone that we demand 100% pure doctrines…and we set the standard of what that is. Remember, what is important is the perfection of doctrine….who cares about character.

This is why all online discernmentalists underwent brain scans in 2009 and found that strange things happen inside our heads. We believe that this ‘oddity of sorts’ helps us to discernmentalize at a level unprecedented from other regular ministries.

Here are some findings…

1) Logic strongly biased towards emotional response, and often no logic whatsoever found in brain

2) Responds positively to words like “Bible based…” “capitalism,” “republican”, “absolute truth” and “Ronald Reagan”

3) Suspicious of any ideas not found in books by CH Spurgeon or John MacArthur.

4) Responds well to conservative radio talk shows. Believes conservative = bible based Christianity.

5) Gets heavily disorientated with poetry, songs or metaphors

6) Glazes over at the sight of Brian McLaren, NT Wright, Rick Warren, resulting in tremors and drooling.

7) Believes that true research is based on presumption, negative critiques and lack of source material.

8) We are always thankful that we are NOT like those sinners.

We at the ODMafia are happy that such brain scans tool place to prove that we are a) the elect b) true bible believers c) capable of discerning all that needs to be discerned.

Dr. Truthslayer

PS Remember, its not enough to follow Jesus, we need to prove doctrines worthy by FEARING everything.


Devil possessed motorbike found!

February 15, 2010

Our research robot monkeys can find the devil almost everywhere. In fact we have found him under kitchen tables, the hedges and in this case even in a possessed motorbike. In this case, we caught the devil himself encased in this man-made secular and worldly machine. We are proud that we are the FIRST Online Discernmentalist Ministry to find this demonic entity BEFORE anyone else. Normally other Online Discernment Ministries beat us to the punch.

We can only presume OTHER ministries are getting lazy in their discernmentalizing.

Truthslayer

PS On good word we believe that the motorbike in question was formerly owned by the Pope or Rob Bell…or both!


Discernmentalists We’ve Been Counter-Discernmentalized!

February 6, 2010

Discernmentalists just over a few hours ago our WWRRD? Campaign has come under attack. In a related story our Research Robot Monkeys have stumbled upon a Ring of  Counter-Discernmentalists who have counter discernmentalized all of our wise and 200% Absolutely True discernmentalizations. Utilizing Eric Barger‘s Bible Based Logic And Slander techniques and course on Guilt By Association rhetoric—these so-called “counter-discernmentalists” have called Final President Reagan a “liberal apostate heretic.” How dare they! They figured this based on these factors:

  • he was divorced and remarried *['which is forgivable and should be ignored unlike homosexuality (unless you are a Red-Letter Christian) as Moses allowed divorce and Paul was silent on the subject of divorce]
  • he was a former  Democrat and FDR/New Deal supporter *[which God allowed him to repent of]
  • he grew up in The Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) a Mainline Protestant denomination in North America which split from the Churches of Christ—Obama was a member of a Church of Christ therefore he is guilty by association of being secretly a liberal Democrat and a would be Obama supporter *[this is just foolish talk since Final President Reagan was chosen by God to be a Republican Calvinist Truth Warrior from the foundation of the world] 
  • he chose as his running mate former Texas Congressman and United Nations Ambassador George Bush therefore he secretly supported the New World Order since the United Nations is the head of the future One World Religious Government *[duh! could this be because the former False President Bush, Sr. was our spy to the evil conspiracies of the UN]
  • he didn’t illegally invade and bomb the former Soviet Union to take out their evil leaders by a preemptive strike when he had the chance but instead chose the liberal art of diplomacy eventhough we had evidence of  their weapons of mass destruction and they were a threat to America‘s Sovereign Way of Life *[this is because the Soviets never attacked American soil---duh!]
  • as a Presbyterian in later life he never condemned the Roman Catholic Church Cult who in the immortal words of  the GOIP Discernmentalist Sharin’ Whiplash are “struggling in the darkness of Roman Arminianism, that man-exalting heresy.” We all know that  all True Christians are anti-Catholic bigots or as Todd Friel says of Presbyterians who are soft on the  false religion of Roman Catholicism: “they are neither Christian nor Presbyterian.” Therefore Reagan is guilty by association of being a Semi-Pelagian Papist-enabling Tiber-swimming Romanist liberal appostate heretic on the Road back to Rome—we have photographic evidence which speaks for itself:

     P. S. Calvinism isn’t based on the philosophies of the Roman Catholic Saint Augustine

*=OD Mafia editors’ retorts

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How dare they attack our Absolute Truth Doctrines! We traced the source of these attacks and counter discernmentalisms to anti-Brannon Howse Counter-Discernmentalist Sam Rima and the Beliefnet.Com blogger Terry Mattingly. We are outraged which is why we will keep up this Truth War to preserve and protect Final President Reagan’s fragile Sovereign Legacy over America—God’s Holiest and Chosen Nation—so remember WWRRD? (What Would Ronald Reagan Do?).


WWRRD? Part 2

February 6, 2010

And now a special announcement from:

Deconstructing the military; Global Warming Is Frozen Over;  Congressman  Warns of Social Unrest and Martial Law
New World Order Weekend to all GOIP Discernmentalists

Dear New World Order Weekend Friends,

Adolf Brannon Howse has been a long time friend and I thank him for giving me this opportunity to tell you about my work to further the legacy, ideas, and worldview of my father. I am also working to oppose the revisionist true history that is being written about my father by mythologizing, creating fables, making idols out of his legacy and spinning it in the favor of Right Wing Christo-Fascists telling the Absolutely Certain True History of his legacy.

 On Saturday, February 6th  (today) our Final President Ronald Reagan would have turned 99 years old.

 One of The greatest and only true President’s in American history and also  one of the worlds greatest leaders of the 20th Century, Final President Reagan will go down in history as the man most responsible for ending the Cold War and the demise of the Soviet Union because the Pope the spiritual Anti-Christ , Gorbachev and the liberal apostate abortion-enabler False President Richard Nixon whom are both political Anti-Christs had no hand whatsoever in it.  We are in his Final President Reagan’s debt forever.

 But will the world remember?  Will American school children know the Absolutely True legacy of Ronald Reagan?  Will the children of Eastern Europe, Asia and other points that are now free, understand the role that Ronald Reagan played in late the 20th Century?

 As Ronald Reagan’s son, the man who truly knows Ronald Reagan, who sat at his side and believes as fervently as he did, the values of theocracy and tyranny freedom and liberty, I am now welcoming you, urging you even, to become Charter members of  The Theocratic Calvinist Christian Fascist Party’s Fundamentalist Absolute Truth Final President Ronald Reagan Legacy Foundation today.  Please click here to join today.

 Why I am doing this?  I was in Berlin for the 20th Anniversary celebration of the Fall of the Berlin Wall.  I saw Gorbachev grab the mics and horde the spotlight (how dare he!), taking the mantle of the man who said “tear down this wall.”  I saw first hand the world’s media and the foreign elites’ adulation thrown at Mikhail Gorbachev. How dare they not idolize our Final President (Reagan) and support America first policies—afterall since America is God’s Holy and Chosen Nation—we deserve all the attention and highest of praises by the false leaders of the world! You would have thought he (Gorbachev) personally drove a bull dozer to “tear down this wall.” 

 But you and I know that is the not the real Absolutely True story.  They can, and have been, rewriting history, but we must not let them continue. 

 When my father, Final President Ronald Reagan stood at the Brandenburg Gate and spoke the words, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Wall” the tides of history changed, braver words had never been spoken. And that is why I need your help.  Please help me preserve his legacy, we must not let history forget the role my father played in defending freedom, not just for Americans, but for millions of people around the globe by sanctioning CIA assassinations of democratically elected leaders of free electionsPlease join me today.

 Let me, very briefly; tell you what we have done in such a short period of time, on almost no budget. 

  •  We helped fund and build the Ronald Reagan exhibit at Checkpoint Charlie in Berlin.  Just six months old, already over 1.5 million people have seen this exhibit.  If not for this exhibit, Ronald Reagan’s voice and presence would have been completely wiped off the face of history in Berlin for last year’s celebration.  We need to keep this exhibit alive and expand it to other cities as American history is the only Truly Important History in the world.
  •  We have set up a scholarship fund for sailors who serve on the aircraft carrier, the USS Ronald Reagan to support our Militaristic conquests
  •  We are working in schools to set up curriculums that will tell the truth Absolute Truth about my father’s role in the world and in preserving freedom through US backed terrorism.

 We need and will do much more to ensure that Ronald Reagan is not forgotten by time and by the rewiring remembering of non-bias history that is happening right now in our schools and around the world.

 When I traveled last fall to places like Berlin, Warsaw, Poland and in Prague, Czech Republic, the people, the average person in the street, knows well, the role my father played in single-handedly bringing down the Soviet Evil Empire and in bringing freedom to millions.  They lived through it.  But what of future generations? 

 We must fight to preserve the Reagan legacy.  Please help me today by making a contribution of $25, $50 or $100.  Or even more if you are so blessed and inclined to help.  

 Thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything you are doing in the preserving of our liberties and freedoms.  Oh behalf of the True Republican Party—God’s Only Inerrant Party my beloved late father, I thank you for everything you are able to do in helping preserve his legacy.

 Sincerely,

Michael Reagan

New World Order Weekend Thinker and President of The Theocratic Calvinist Christian Fascist Party’s Fundamentalist Absolute Truth Final President Ronald Reagan Legacy Foundation.

 

Michael with his father, Final President Ronald Reagan


Slice of Laodicea, Take A Stand Ministries Fixated With Warren – Us too!

February 5, 2010

Expert discernmentalists Slice of Laodicea and Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries have been fixated with crack reporting, research and news coverage of Rick Warren. The Online Discernmentalist Mafia agrees that we TOO must saturate our readers with Rick Warren coverage.

Bad news is good news.

If Rick Warren looks bad, we look good. In fact we feel good. We get our spiritual life by taking others down, to build ourselves up!

We believe we must take on this calling (ie a very sincere sober biblical calling indeed) because the world hangs in a balance of destruction, mayhem and TV reruns if we do not. Remember, by taking Rick Warren down makes the world a better place. Ultimately, we KNOW the problem….Warren is more popular than us. Therefore, his ministry must be unbiblical because the world responds to him. On the flip side he once prayed for Obama’s presidential inauguration so that makes him bad bad bad.

Finally, we discernmentalists are about absolute certainty. We know that Rick Warren has never supported the doctrine of absolute certainty….therefore once again this proves him unbiblical.

Truthslayer

PS Please buy MORE of Take of Stand Ministries DVDs to get the gnostic inside truth of all things scary in this world. Remember, the world hangs in the balance…..buying DVDs will save us all.


Unity in hate!

January 20, 2010

We discernmentalists know that anyone seeking unity is out to destroy the true biblical church. That is why we have invented the “Unity in Hate Machine,” yours for only $19.99….and if you order now you will get a pair of steak knives for free….and that’s not all we will throw in a towel absolutely free if you order now! Now!

The “Unity in Hate Machine,” detects anyone Bible studying with a non-approved Christian such as a Roman Catholics, Arminians or Democrats …and sounds a distinctive alarm when detecting culprits. It is a high pitched alarm that cannot be heard by these particular denominations and a black spray is applied to culprit. Religious police are quickly dispatched and apostates whisked off to be interrogated about their theology. Remember, anyone promoting unity is suspect and probably a closet ecumenical.

Order now while supplies last!

Truthslayer endorsed.


Boycott Martin Luther King Day

January 18, 2010

Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Baptist minister and Baptists are heretics with the soul-destroying disease, Baptici hereticus. Also Baptists have unbiblical and Semi-Pelagian church polity as Sharin’ Whiplash reminds Discernmentalists that Absolute Truth Biblical church polity is Presbyterian in nature—we who are God’s True Elect Know this.  In this way, Martin Luther  King, Jr. led many souls astray by spreading the disease Baptici hereticus—not only that he was a communist and socialist bent on destroying America.

Martin Luther  King, Jr. may have had a dream but that dream was for a socialist and communist America and  that’s heresy. John MacArthur and Todd Friel warn us about the falseness of the Socialist Gospel. It isn’t the True Gospel of God’s Wrath upon 99.9% of all of humanity. This is why True Americans and True Christians (Born Elect Republicans) should never take part in holidays dedicated to anti-American reprobates such as the heretic: Martin Luther  King, Jr.


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