May 17, 2011
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May 5, 2010
“What a wonderful movie of the joy of judgment day when all my enemies get sent to hell!” ~ Ken Silva
“If there is one movie you must see it is this one!” ~ Mike Ratliff
“Rob Bell, NT Wright, Dan Kimball and Scot McKnight all say it is horrible, so it must be very biblical! I love the part when that Arminian church gets swallowed by the earth and the members all go to hell. Now that is entertainment!” ~ John MacArthur
“I never laughed so hard as when the scene when the fiery ball hit Congress and all the Democrats were incinerated while all the Republicans were Raptured!” ~ Brannon Howse
“It was as good as when we celebrate dead soldiers.” ~ Fred Phelps
“I was so surprised and happy when Glenn Beck was revealed as the 2nd coming of Jesus!” ~ Lynn the typical ODM reader.