November 11, 2010
With the all new MIND CONTROL SPRAY (researched by ODMAFIA) – you simply apply the spray to any clear thinking person rejects your illogical lines of random and ill conceived thoughts. Whomever is sprayed will begin to succumb to such as phrases as “bible believing,” “absolute biblical truth,” and “bible based, ” as a form of self-affirming circular logic. Because we say its true…it is true Using these phrases coupled with almost any idea imaginable will enable someone under control of the MIND CONTROL SPRAY to appreciate any insight you have as “bible believing” etc. In addition, if you suffer from any latent paranoia regarding the potential for false teaching this will aid in bringing your fears to an entirely new level. With MIND CONTROL SPRAY you will quickly begin referring everyone who does not measure up to your perfect doctrine as unAmerican, unbiblical, liberal, left-wing, emergent, catholic, anglican, liberal-biased, heretic, communist, democrat, socialist, marxist, peaceniks and anti-semite.
Bible based slander is needed in these troubling times….be sure to order yours today!
PS Use two squirts of Mind Control to reduce any peace loving, anti-war sentiment.
November 2, 2010
Discernmentalist News: Pastorboy aka (Name withheld upon request) who insists his identity must be kept out of the Internet, had a momentary lapse of Discernmentalism. After a great time of abusing others at a local college where he told women they’re dressed like prostitutes, and he tells students that gay people will burn in hell, accidently went on to invite the gay people at the event to his church. This was fortunately realized as an oversight and resorted to name calling of those gay people who did take his offer. Source
Again, we here ephasize that Pastorboy aka (name withheld upon request), who once threatened to sue us must not be known on the Internet by his real name or the location of the church he pastors. We at the ODMafia are doing our best to keep anything like that information out of our blog. We also would hate to have him sue us for exposing Pastorboy’s true identity. And please… do not feed the monkeys.
July 1, 2010
When people dare to go into socialistic-emerging-left-wing-emerging coffee swills like Starbucks – they are likely to clothe themselves in t-shirts and the like. We at ODMafia would never been seen at a Starbucks for two reasons. For one, we have already described what Starbucks is really like. Two, Starbucks has a picture of a coffee worshiping goddess…. and we abstain from all unrighteousness (including wearing godless t-shirts). That is why we go to coffee shops like Peet’s Coffee, Tim Horton’s and other non-Starbuck like coffee shops. Furthermore, to ensure that we CAN fight for truth we MUST wear bible approved bible based suits. We know the only way to fight this war of words, theology, doctrine and the like is to have the right cut & style- and that has to come by wearing credible, respectable attire (like Jesus wore).