Love wins people over to heresy!

April 4, 2011

Ladies, Gentleman, and Underlings,  we knew that the fallout from the Rob Bell heretical view of non-hell was going to undermine the truth of scripture and lead many astray (sorry for the lack of grammatical clarity but we are so upset over this news we can’t use punctuation properly) but never did we imagine the magnitude of   the fallout.  Nor did we imagine the swiftness in which the Devil was going to lead people astray.   Nor did we think that our leadership would fall.

What’s the big news?

Hold on to your phylacteries,  bathe in holy water, hide the eyes of the innocent, and prepare the millstones:  R.C. Sproul (a.k.a second in charge [behind John McArthur PBUH] of calvinist dogma doctrine) says GOD IS IN HELL!    I wish we could say that we are making this up,  we wish that we could say that there was some confusion of intent, we wish that we could say wait until the book comes out but we can’t.  The truth is that R.C. Sproul believes firmly that GOD IS IN HELL based on this excerpt from his upcoming book “The place of God’s Disfavor”.

The problem with hell is not simply the absence of God’s graciousness. It is the presence of God that is so difficult. God is present in hell because He is omnipresent. The psalmist declares, “Where can I go from Your Spirit? Or where can I flee from Your presence? If I ascend into heaven, You are there; If I make my bed in hell, behold, You are there” (Ps. 139:7-8). If God is everywhere in His being, then certainly He is in hell as much as He is anywhere else. The problem, then, is what He is doing there. He’s there in His judgment. He is there in His punitive wrath. He is present in hell as the One who executes His justice on those who are there. That’s why I say that anyone who is in hell would most want God, more than anyone else, to leave.

 

Rob Bell says there is no Hell.  R.C. Sproul says God is in Hell.  What next? God is Dead? Only God knows…well…and us.  After all we are discermentalists!


This week in the Truth Wars! Ken Silva… the saga of evil!

July 29, 2008

I am saddened… We lost two giants in the ODM world… then one reappeared! Glory!

 

Jim Bublitz has closed his blog down as he is sick… and on a very serious note, please pray for Jim as he may need a transplant of some kind. He was known for his kindness toward those evil and vile emergents. His wit and wisdom was one of a kind and he will sorely be missed by those he attacked in the name of the Truth War.

 

Ken Silva pulled a quick one on all of us. In the spirit of Slice of Laodicea, he was forced to delete his entire blog because some sap threatened to sue him. How unchristian of that fellow! And so unbiblical!

 

On another note, Ingrid was able to force her hand again with her wonderful lawyers and shut down a site that noted she once had a boyfriend who did drugs, and she might have had some insight into that lifestyle. It is great that she was able to do this again as she once was able to get those heretics at CRN.info (comment #22) to change a post she felt harmed her. I think this is great that we can live in a land where we can force the Truth War by any means on those heretics.

 

In the end, Ken was able to save his site and moved to another ISP. There he can still write freely against those who are for Pope Rick Warren. This fellow was so threatened by the slander research opinions of Ken he turned to worldly ways to stop him. Note that Ken’s donations were down so this came at a great time for him. He orchestrated his plan in such a wonderful way!

 

Cheers to Ken.

 

Blessed to use Jesus to judge and condemn other,

 

I. Todyaso


Our Hits are Down!

April 26, 2008

Sadly i must confess our hits are down. So I decided to do a post that has Rob Bell, Ingrid of Slice of Laodicea, Mark Driscoll, Brian McLaren, Doug Paggett, Ken Silva Ravi Zacharia, Jesus the Messiah, Moses, the American Idol. the Dow Jone Industrial Average, Rick Warren, the Nephilim, and Obama and Hillary, UFO’s, The Beatles and Britney Spears all mentioned in one post just to get hits. Keep the hits coming and help us keep this Truth War moving.  

Remember,

I. Todyaso


New Device Could Keep Our Churches Pure!

April 25, 2008

“It’s horrible, loud and irritating,” said Eddie Holder, 15,

 

After reading this article about how a device is used to keep teens (which I believe are the worse of sinners as they practice teen pregnancy, dance like Hannah Montana and other sins) away from buildings I felt inspired by God to tell others this device can be used to keep sinners away from our churches. If someone has not taken the “official Church membership” class, and passed they will not receive a special pair of ear muffs that will help reduce the annoying noise. The “sinner” will hear the noise and be chased out of our churches keeping them pure.

We here at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia fully endorse this product.

“What’s the meaning of all the noise in the city?”,

I. Todyaso


Are you serious?

March 28, 2008

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We have been asked so many times lately “Are you serious?” so I decided to do a page dedicated to just how serious we are.

There are many blogs out there that are as serious as you take them. We are one of them. If you take Slice of Laodicea or CRN or Ken Silva’s personal website in all it’s glorious missivness, serious, then yes, you better take us even more serious. If you do not take these people serious I doubt you will take us serious so you should just hope you are regenerate and repent.

I hope that clears the rumors up about what we are all about.

I. Todyaso


Living the Purposeless and Plan-less life

February 7, 2008

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How dare Rick Warren and others state God has a wonderful plan for us!

My good friend J. Bublitz likes to remind us all that God has no purpose or plan for us after we are saved. I made this sign for him.

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Thank God for truth warriors like Jim! Our Sovereign God needs all our protection we can give Him!

I. Todyaso


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