Prepare For The Slaughtering of the Truth

Using newly invented  STRETCH tech (Survey Truth Revise & Exaggerate Truncate Cacophony of Hagiomania) we can expect that Discerning the World (DTW) will do their best to elicit truth in the best possible light…shadows.

DTW states “This article was written 11 years ago however as far as I’m concerned it could have been written 10 minutes ago.” As far as ODMafia is concerned we too think it could have been written in ten minutes...or ten minutes ago. Sometimes I write my best articles in under 1 second flat…but then there is only one Dr. Truthslayer (specializing in overgeneralizations).

The MOST ghastly thing is that people think that Emergent is of God states DTW. How dare ANYONE think this!!!! We have technology that allows us to see into peoples hearts and therefore we KNOW who IS in the KINGDOM and who is not. Emergents are NOT in. We know.

We decided to OUT one Christians who has done considerable research on the subject. We hope you will cover your eyes and look away – because we discernmentalists don’t want to get the facts on the way of discernmentalism!!!!

SEE John Armstrong:  Focusing on the Church Outside the Walls

RED-LETTER CHRISTIANS MARXIST- Says Jan Markell Part 4

Olive Tree Ministries (OTM)apparently likes to report on high profile people such as Jim Wallis.

Wallis was quoted as saying “In those red letters, Jesus calls us away from the consumerist values that dominate contemporary American consciousness.”  Of course this is wrong, since the New Testament insists that we collect more and more treasures here on earth.

According to OTM’s insightful “translation” obviously using STRETCH TECHNOLOGY and Eric Bargers Bible Based Satellite System (BS) this means “…he loathes capitalism and opts for socialism and/or communism.” Remember, we discernmentalists think like a binary computer. It’s either “A” or “B”….never something else.

We opt for unbridled and unfettered capitalism without restraint…because it is biblical!We don’t care how our products are made….or who makes them….or suffers in the process.  We encourage corporations to dump PCBs in local rivers and lay-off tens of thousands so that CEO’s can make that extra 10 million dollar bonus.  This is the Christian way, the better way! Its the American Gospel.

Remember ““Blessed are the very rich in pocket and those that work hard to get ahead, and pull up their own socks, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”

At the ODMafia, let us do the discernmentalizing for you!  Just remember, store up those treasures on Earth folks!

Obama caught making unbiblical bow

Like clockwork, our research robot monkeys (not the new CRAPPERS) but the old school ones caught Obama making an unbiblical bow. Note that Obama is bowing at approx. 45 degrees (bad bad bad!!!) Biblical-Conservative-Republican-Absolute-Truth-Honouring-Christians only bow at a 89 degree angle (any other angle is untruthful). In fact anything more than a head nod could be misconstrued of as complete Baal Worship….or worse (ie Befriending a Democrat).

Remember, that a discernmentalist should be weary of respecting anyone….and bowing only at most….89 degrees.

The Look Of A Discernmentalist

Discernmentalist by day—hypocrite by night! Keep up with the discernmentalists’ fashion and style of the day with Rend-A-Suit by Haggar, Todd Friel’s favorite designer. These suits are hand sewn with all 600+ commandments and laws of the Old Testament because we Know that Grace has nothing to do with love, mercy, helping others or any of that lying liberal commie crap. Infact we are Absolutely Certain that Grace=our Divine Election as saved discernmentalists + our Legalism towards the non-Elect/false converts and God’s Grace is only for True Believing discernmentalists and so is ours. Why?— Because Spurgeon, Ray Comfort, Todd Friel and Kirk Cameron say that this is the Absolute Truth and Biblically Correct definition of  Grace and we should believe as they do as they are clearly superior to all other theologians with the exception of God’s Holiest Apostle—Saint John MacArthur. And remember if you weren’t saved under the Law-Grace Salvation model aka the Ways Of The Master Religion Open Air sermonizing  for salvation model aka Hell’s Best Kept Secret then you are most likely a false convert, of the unregenerate non-Elect, unsaved reprobates and never were a True Christian to begin with.

Our cherished ideologies under attack!

Attention Discernmentalists!!!! We have come under attack from Jesus Radicals! Howard509 from this subversive site writes “This is one of the most offensively ignorant articles I’ve ever read.”

Offensive?

Ignorant?

We true believers are the ONLY ones that have a right to be incensed! And when I say “incensed” this has no connection to the new age candles that post-modern-emergent-liberals  use during their satanic worship times.

We must come against the RED LETTER CHRISTIANS because they honour THE words of Jesus (in RED LETTERS!!!) and promote his leftist teachings of loving your enemy, being mindful of the poor, humility, selflessness, peace-mongering and picking-up-the-cross. We need to put a stop to this non-sense before it spreads!

Remember our cherished idols idol-ologies beliefs are being attacked. The American Jesus, capitalism, every-man-for-himself, exploitation and promotion of the democratic way need never be challenged!!!

They are the American way, therefore the Christian way.

BIBLICALTHOUGHT.COM Moderator makes secret deal with pope?

BIBLICALTHOUGHT.COM is slightly different from other watchblog discernmentalist ministries…..it is interactive (FOR NOW!!!). Normally for our benefit, ODM’s are non interactive so that the pure doctrines can flow one way (like sewage)…without question to you and I (isn’t that beneficial????)

There are rules however, for instance “Participation in the BT Forum is a privilege and not a right.” We hope you readers feel awed and privileged to come to our truth site too!

Biblicalthought.com has other rules like “No drive-by posting.”  We have rules too that are far more stringent like “NO DRIVE BY SHOOTINGS.”

Other rules include “Immediately adhere to Moderator warnings.” We are far more biblical because we believe that we should “”Immediately adhere to Scriptures’s warnings.” See how righteous we are? We wonder if adhering to the moderator is a subtle humanist ploy (we are not one to attack other discernmentalists but we need to speak honestly)!!!

We are concerned by the last moderation note which may have the ruminations of ROMAN CATHOLICISM!!! For instance,  “Failure to comply with Moderators will result in your indefinite banishment” We reiterate Non-compliance with the moderator = banishment from BiblicalThought.Com

In the Roman church: Non-compliance to the pope = banishment from Roman Catholicism

See the similarity? The equivalency makes it true!

We wonder if BIBLICALTHOUGHT.COM has made some secret deal with the pope! Being that we are truth warriors…we don’t have to wonder, we deal in absolutes and therefore we move beyond conjecture….and assume they have made a deal with the pope!

Again, we’re just saying what it sounds a bit like….

Affectionately yours,

Truthslayer

ODMafia R&D saves the day!

Jesus and Wine.

Jesus and Wine.

 

Many people misunderstand what Jesus was actually teaching when he used wine as an example and when turned water into wine.

First let’s look as the first time Jesus talk’s about wine.

Matthew 9: 14Then^(S) the disciples of John came to him, saying,^(T) “Why do we and^(U) the Pharisees fast,^[c] but your disciples do not fast?” 15And Jesus said to them, ^(V) “Can the wedding guests mourn as long as the bridegroom is with them?^(W) The days will come when the bridegroom is taken away from them, and^(X) then they will fast. 16No one puts a piece of unshrunk cloth on an old garment, for the patch tears away from the garment, and a worse tear is made. 17Neither is new wine put into old^(Y) wineskins. If it is, the skins burst and the wine is spilled and the skins are destroyed. But new wine is put into fresh wineskins, and so both are preserved.” (The Holy and anointed unbiased ESV)

 Now many miss this teaching. Note the question? “”Why do we and^(U) the Pharisees fast,^[c] but your disciples do not fast?” Then Jesus states that because he is there, His disciples do not need to fast, but there will be a day when Jesus is gone that His disciples will fast and the Pharisees and disciples of John will not. Jesus then talks about wine and wineskins. This is where so many miss the point. Often New Age Emergerants will try to say that this is “spiritual”. We know that nothing in our faith is “spiritual” as that would lead to “living by the Spirit” and we will have nothing to do with that! Now, the Ermergerants will say that the old traditions are gone and the new traditions are better. So they twist this verse to mean, ”If you put new wine in old wine skins it will burst the skins and spill the wine.” Oh yeah! They would love spilling wine in their emerging church orgies! Yep, I can hear them now, “a little wine for you and a little for me, and next week we break out the Hookah’s and some weed for service!” Now that is blasphemy and not what Jesus was teaching at all.

 Here is what Jesus meant. We are not to drink wine meant we are not to eat too much otherwise we will burst from too much food. Those stupid Emergerants will twist the bible to mean whatever they want it to mean and not what we want it to mean! Jesus was just warning his disciples not to eat too much. It is that simple.

 Now the other misunderstood passage is this one.

 John 2 1On(A) the third day there was a wedding at(B) Cana in Galilee, and the mother of Jesus was there. 2Jesus also was invited to the wedding with(C) his disciples. 3When the wine ran out, the mother of Jesus said to him, “They have no wine.” 4And Jesus said to her, (D) “Woman,(E) what does this have to do with me?(F) My hour has not yet come.” 5His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”

 6Now there were six stone water jars there^(G) for the Jewish rites of purification, each holding twenty or thirty^(H) gallons.^[a] 7Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water.” And they filled them up to the brim. 8And he said to them, “Now draw some out and take it to the master of the feast.” So they took it. 9When the master of the feast tasted^(I) the water now become wine, and did not know where it came from (though the servants who had drawn the water knew), the master of the feast called the bridegroom 10and said to him, “Everyone serves the good wine first, and when people have drunk freely, then the poor wine. But you have kept the good wine until now.” 11This, the first of his signs, Jesus did at Cana in Galilee, and manifested^(J) his glory. And^(K) his disciples believed in him. (God’s truly anointed and Chris Pajak approved version the ESV)

This is often used by Emergerants to prove that they can get drunk in their orgy services. Yet again I will tell you what it really means. First off, we see that Mary is able to make Jesus do what she wanted even though Jesus did not want to do it. So here we see principle 1.

 Principle 1. A good ODM knows how to manipulate God to do what the ODM wants.

 The next principle is that Jesus did this miracle to secretly take now who was a sinner and who was not. Jesus simply watched to see who drank the wine and who did not and thus knew which disciple he would have trouble with. Didn’t you ever wonder how Jesus knew Judas would betray Him? Well now you know!

 Principle 2. A good ODM tests others like Jesus did to see who is truly saved and who is not!

 The third and last principle is this. Jesus did this miracle to show the sinners so He could show how holy He was! It never states Jesus drank any of this wine… in fact later we read that Jesus was offered wine on the cross and He refused. This proves that booze is bad! So we know this was a test and was to show Jesus was way holier than anyone else!

 Principle 3. Like Jesus, ODM’s are way too holy to drink booze and will not fail the test as simple as this. The ODM is as holy as Jesus so there is no way we will drink, but as stated, when we see someone who does we simply raise the finger of judgment and condemnation and shout, “SINNER! REPENT!”

New tech reviews truth warrior brain power

It has been readily admitted that discernmentalist thinking  (aka truth warriors) is unique among the world. It has been admitted by a number of truth warriors such as DonJobson ” It is because of our ability to read minds, and dissect truth unlike other ‘normal’ apologists. We can see when they ‘think liberal’….” ITodyaso, CEO of ODMafia weighing in suggested “we think differently because we are a special gift to humanity. When you know it all, you want to share it all.”

Other truth warriors elaborated on all of our unique thinking abilities….

1) If John MacArthur states 2+2=5 (ie because of his expertise in biblical math) whereas John Armstrong declares it to be 4 (ie not using Biblical math)….Armstrong is obviously wrong. Even IF the answer flies in the face of logic, or the fact that the Bible does not teach math. MacArthur is by his nature correct, because he is a truth warrior…Armstrong is ’soft’ on Post-modernism,  liberals and the Emerging Church and therefore if follows that MacArthur MUST be right on all things.

2) If Dan Kimball says “Jesus is Lord” he really means “a false new-age, post-modern, man-made-Jesus-is-Lord” because no emerging church member can be saved. Only right-wing-republican-conservative-Christians who support war can actually be saved.

3) When Rob Bell is declared an Emergent by numerous discernmentalists….he is therefore Emergent. If Rob and Mars Hill denies the claim it is because he is lying. All Emergents are liars….and they seek to deceive the masses and generally take over the world.

4) Shane Claiborne wears natural fibers….he is therefore not saved.

Remember, we at ODMafia set the standard.

Menace spotted! Discernmentalists should be concerned….

In a startling turn of events Take A Stand Ministries (TSM) Bible Based Satellite System (BS) and Discerning the World’s (DTW) – STRETCH spotted the following Emergent Robot Vampire menace….and possible sympathizers.

The ODMafia Research Robot Monkey’s were not on hand for any data collecting but we can trust the research of both of these ministries (TSM and DTW) to be accurate and true. It is possible that this could be a new type of liberal…but we will not speculate since we deal only in absolutes.

Should we not be concerned?

Please be aware of anyone in your church that look like appeasing suspects above, often wearing such apparel as plaid shirts and sporting shifty eyes (could be Canadian infiltrators.) Indeed look out for robots infiltrating YOUR church service with the above suit and tie (don’t be deceived!)

PS Discernmentalist insiders believe that this robot vampire may be an attempt to create a robot-vampire-version of Rob Bell (the facial expressions are uncannily life like.)