Online Discernment Lesson # 3

February 27, 2010

Online Discernment Lesson # 3: Pronounce everyone as unbiblical.

We discernment ministries always take the low ground…. pointing out to anyone who will listen (usually only the most righteous of readers) that everyone who does not agree with us is in fact….UNBIBLICAL.Say it out loud “U-N-B-I-B-L-I-C-A-L” doesn’t that give you a sense of power and authority? Say it again.

Under tutelage from Dr. Walter Martin’s cassette tapes has allowed us to discern the most difficult issues into simplistic cliches. When all else fails we toss in the “you are unbiblical” to settle the issue once and for all. If you don’t have OUR biblical worldview on ALL THINGS….you are not saved. Despite the fact that Jesus says “believe in me,” we discern that what he really meant was be a Capitalist-American-Conservative-Calvinist-Anti-Rob Bell-Pro-Reformed believer….and THEN you will be saved. Its not about Jesus, its about true doctrine.

In addition, please make sure that you NEVER share…that according to ODMs could be construed as Marxism.

Dr. Truthslayer

PS We recommend taking Lesson # 2 first!


I comment on a blog about the bible.

February 8, 2008

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I use as pseudonym sometimes so I can minister freely without having people attack me as I spread the love and truth of God. Here is a comment I left at a hate site that attacks other ministries like mine. Haters had an issue with the authorship of the Bible… So I unleashed the McStink on them.

I. Todyaso

God wrote it!!!!

It is the eternal inspired word of GOD not man! Stupid imbeciles!

Man had nothing to do with it. The writers of the Bible were like pens in the hand of God and had NOTHING as far as input. (If you did not all go to those liberal bible colleges you would have known this!) Otherwise they could claim it was their works that save us and not God. God alone saves us and we can DO NOTHING TO ADD TO IT!

If you guys were not dead in your sins you could repent like me!

When Paul stated things like “this is from me and not God” it was God being sarcastic.

So, stop arguing and realize how much smarter I is than you as God gifted me to teach/pastor/condemn all of you idiots that deny the Sovereign God in how you destroy His eternal plan and mess it up by your unrighteous acts of man loving theology while dresses as Rob Bell with a goatee and shaved heads like Assyrian male hookers! REPENT!

Now go and get real jobs to stimulate Bush’s economy. God bless America for only real Christians live here. And God bless your collective mommas for not aborting you when they had the chance so later God could toss you into the Hell you all deny!

Nothing shall separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord,
Murphy McStinky


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