(Insert evil I’m-smarter-than-you-laugh-here). As I languished in the bowels of AM radio, striving, yearning, for my big break I continually proclaimed the true biblical interpretation; T.U.L.I.P. Over and over again I walked the Romans Road always reminding people that they were wretched sinners who God was going to smite for His pleasure and Glory. But at every turn I was rebuffed. Deep down (actually really close to the surface) I knew this trial was actually God blessing me for my suffering, for it is written, “the World will hate you because of me”. AMEN! Hated I was but alas, I am now where my gifts will be used by God and appreciated…ODMafia.
A few things about me:
DISCERNING: Anything that doesn’t agree with my theological understandings is wrong. It will save a lot of debate in the comment section if you all understand that EVERYTHING I say is right. For I have the gift of DISCERNMENT.
CONCERNING: I find it concerning that the evangelicalism sweeping this great Nation of of ours is being overrun with weak theology. It’s my goal…err…MISSION to bring US back. Therefore it is mandatory before I take you seriously in dialog you must pass the following True or False quiz:
1) There is only one true God.
2) There is only one true prophet of God
3) That prophet is John Calvin
4) Calvins Institutes are also God-Breathed and useful for instruction.
5) You agree with everything I say
If you answered False to any of those questions we shall have no fellowship for it is written “And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.” Biblically speaking I can have no fellowship with you. All to God’s Glory.
UNLEARNING: I understand that many have been exposed to the damnable heresies of Brian McLaren, Tony Jones, Doug Pagitt, Rob Bell, Greg Boyd, Billy Graham, Robert Schuller, et al. So it’s my goal to UNLEARN all those things in the minds of my readers. My suggested reading list for anyone interested in true biblical scholarship and knowledge:
King James Version 1611 ~ As its been rightfully pointed out “If it was good enough for Paul, it’s good enough for me”. HAPPY 400th Birthday KJV!
Anything and Everything written by John McArthur (PBUH).
Apostles Creed: The original not the revised
Canons of Dordt
The Heidelberg Catechism
Finally, A big heart-felt, thank you to the ODMafia for allowing me this opportunity to spread the True Gospel Message.