Starbucks is an emergent church like entity

February 26, 2008

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We here at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia see a parallel with Starbucks shutting down for three hours to re-train its employees, with the emergent/seeker movement in the church.  Starbucks feels like it is losing its way, while we know that the emergent church has already lost its way.  Starbucks is worried about the competition of McDonald’s and Dunkin Donuts, while the emergent church is worried about being part of the post-modern culture.  Starbucks started serving breakfast and accommodating everyone, while the emerging church takes in everyone,  while they are still sinning. 

We here will not take three hours of to re-train, since we need no re-training.  God has given us everything we need in the form of inerrant scripture that has been validated by various people including Ken Silva, John MacArthur, and the pyro-guys.  Paul told us to pray without ceasing and that doesn’t mean to take three hours off, like the emergent church guys would do.    We will stand on the street corners and preach how everyone who hears us is a sinner, especially those who would “call” themselves Christians, for they are the worst, and we won’t take three hours off.  We will work the Way of the Master formula to perfection since it is the only approved way of evangelism and is taken straight from the approved versions of the most inerrant scriptures.  We will not take three hours off.  We have TRUTH on our side and so we can’t lose.  Let those emergent “churches” take time off to train and learn new things, let them do new sermon series, let them have Starbucks coffee in their church, and let God rain down his fire to those wolves in sheep’s clothing.  I don’t want to be anywhere around when God’s wrath comes down on those sinners, who think they are fine because they love everyone and follow Christ’s example, in the form of fire and sulfur.  Many churches will be in flames on that day and pillars of salt will litter the landscape as these “Christians” look back on their homosexually loving churches. 

We will not take three hours off because God shines his light on the defenders of his TRUTH, which could be compromised if we take three hours off.

May the peace of Christ be with you, and all who think like me.

Dr. Seymore Spurgeon


Looky At Me “Christianity”: Half Million of “elitist” Christians fast to show their superiority over non fasting Christians!

February 24, 2008

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Result of “look at me” empathy based Christian faith. Notice no Gospel there?

CRN has a great post about those so called elitist Christians Bob Dewaay wrote about in his post: How Pietism Deceives Christians  of course it is all about this article at the Christian Post:

Some 500,000 American teens are joining a 30-hour nationwide “famine” to raise money to fight hunger around the world starting at noon Friday.

Teens will fast for 30 hours to get a real taste of hunger that millions of children and families around the world experience each day. Participants aim to raise more than $12 million this year through World Vision’s 30 Hour Famine.

“In 2005 I did my first 30 hour famine. It was an amazing experience…to feel what these kids feel every day and to learn about what they go through to survive is so amazing,” said one participant named Jessie…

 


Now that is all we need! How dare these so called “Christians learn empathy by passing up a meal for 30 hours. And then raise millions to feed people in Africa? Good grief they don’t need food, they need the Gospel.  I mean they most probably have AIDS and are dying anyway. The Gospel is what they need and that will fix all their problems. If they reject it then they deserve the wrath and anger of our most Wrathful and Angry God!

Someone needs to give real guidance to these kids and get these kids picketing an abortion clinic or gay pride parade or a U2 Concert!  That is how the REAL GOSPEL is to be given; with lots of hell fire and damnation!

 As the Good Book says, “Not everyone who says to me, `Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven,

I. Todyaso


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