Breaking News: Gene Simmons Endorses Rob Bell’s Love Wins

April 20, 2011

- Gene Simmons of the Rock Band Kiss holds a copy of Rob Bell’s “Love Wins”

We have the scoop here before any other Discernmentalist blog on the Internet including the great and all powerful Ken Silva. Gene Simmons quote:  “If you go back and check all the reviews for all the icons of today — Elvis, the Beatles and so on — they were dismissed as flashes in the pans, this is why I support Rob Bell.” Of course that unregenerate reprobate would support Rob Bell as he also is blind to the Hard Truths of the Bible. Gene is on record as calling himself Dr. Love which is proof he believes Love Wins—-also he thinks he is the god of thunder… Blasphemous!

Question: if God is going to spare everyone, regardless of what they believe or don’t believe, then what does it matter what good we do or don’t do here on Earth? Then we’re going to have a blast in the future-present-pluperfect heaven with Mother Teresa, Hitler, and Gene Simmons. If God’s just going to give everyone a free pass, then there is no substantive reason for us to do anything good here on Earth except to avoid the harmful consequences of sin (an issue that Bell never takes to its Biblical conclusion).

Kiss’ unrepentant heretical Emergent theology:

We must put a stop to this but…

Unfortunately, if you disagree with Bell, you’re “toxic and misguided.”
Criticizing him makes you a “Pharisee,” according to Eugene Peterson.
A commenter on the above-linked page asks the critics, “Why are you so anxious to make sure there are people in hell? The fact that you NEED Bell to be wrong and have people in hell communicates much more about yourself than either Bell or God.”
No Bible-believing Christian wants people in hell, because that isn’t what God wants.
“Do you think, asks the Sovereign Lord, that I like to see wicked people die? Of course not! I only want them to turn from their wicked ways and live.” -Ezekiel 18:23
The reason that we need to be clear about the eternal consequences of denying Christ, which are real and revealed by the Scriptures, is because that’s what is at stake.
Jesus did not die a criminal’s death and rise from the grave so that we could all feel good about ourselves, have a nice life, drive fast cars, and be rich.
Jesus did not become a man so that his sacrifice could save the world from his bipolar father.
Jesus did what he did to save our souls (from the “Real Place” that is Hell).
That is the real story. That is the real truth.

More heretic Emergent theology from Kiss:


Discerning, Concerning, and Unlearning

March 28, 2011

(Insert evil I’m-smarter-than-you-laugh-here). As I languished in the bowels of AM radio, striving, yearning, for my big break I continually proclaimed the true biblical interpretation; T.U.L.I.P. Over and over again I walked the Romans Road always reminding people that they were wretched sinners who God was going to smite for His pleasure and Glory. But at every turn I was rebuffed. Deep down (actually really close to the surface) I knew this trial was actually God blessing me for my suffering, for it is written, “the World will hate you because of me”. AMEN! Hated I was but alas, I am now where my gifts will be used by God and appreciated…ODMafia.

A few things about me:

DISCERNING: Anything that doesn’t agree with my theological understandings is wrong. It will save a lot of debate in the comment section if you all understand that EVERYTHING I say is right. For I have the gift of DISCERNMENT.

CONCERNING: I find it concerning that the evangelicalism sweeping this great Nation of of ours is being overrun with weak theology. It’s my goal…err…MISSION to bring US back. Therefore it is mandatory before I take you seriously in dialog you must pass the following True or False quiz:

1) There is only one true God.
2) There is only one true prophet of God
3) That prophet is John Calvin
4) Calvins Institutes are also God-Breathed and useful for instruction.
5) You agree with everything I say

If you answered False to any of those questions we shall have no fellowship for it is written “And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.”  Biblically speaking I can have no fellowship with you. All to God’s Glory.

UNLEARNING: I understand that many have been exposed to the damnable heresies of Brian McLaren, Tony Jones, Doug Pagitt, Rob Bell, Greg Boyd, Billy Graham, Robert Schuller, et al. So it’s my goal to UNLEARN all those things in the minds of my readers. My suggested reading list for anyone interested in true biblical scholarship and knowledge:
King James Version 1611 ~ As its been rightfully pointed out “If it was good enough for Paul, it’s good enough for me”. HAPPY 400th Birthday KJV!

Anything and Everything written by John McArthur (PBUH).

Apostles Creed: The original not the revised
Canons of Dordt
The Heidelberg Catechism
Calvin Institutes

Finally, A big heart-felt, thank you to the ODMafia for allowing me this opportunity to spread the True Gospel Message.

God Speed!


Love Wins?

March 1, 2011

         

             A Blog Post by some of the Research Robot Monkeys

                          of the Online Discernmentalist Mafia:

Recently the ultra-mega sinfully ecumenical quasi-semi-Pelagian reprobated and heretical Universalist Emergent guru Rob Bell broke into the OD Mafia Headquarters. “Ho ho;” he said, “I’ve got Good News for you today…Love Wins.”

Alarmed by the disturbance our masters and heroes Dr. I . Todyaso, Dr. Truthslayer and Dr. Don Jobson quickly withdrew their weapons. Now brandishing their bullhorns in the manner of Todd Friel—they began to shout down that vile and Wretched sinner Rob Bell. Our heroes the OD Mafia proclaimed the True Gospel—the good news of God’s Absolute Sovereign Wrath and commendable hatred towards all those whose doctrines are impure and theology is incorrect.

All Rob Bell could say was “Love Wins…Love Wins…Love Wins…” Suddenly during the chaos Brian D. “amn your soul to hell” McLaren appeared in a mystical mist of confusion and grabbed the noble crew of the Online Discernmentalist Mafia and then disappeared. We haven’t seen or heard from either Dr. I . Todyaso, Dr. Truthslayer or Dr. Don Jobson ever since—although we suspect that those symbols of all that is evil in the world Rob Bell and Brian McLaren are holding them captive. The last thing we saw was Rob Bell driving off in a van laughing and calmly proclaiming that “Love Wins.”

P. S. If you see an Ice Cream Truck disguised as a traveling ministry with “Love Wins” painted on the side, please report the sighting to your nearest local Discernmentalist church.

            A. J. Research Robot Monkeys filling in for the OD Mafia


Rob Bell’s Emergent tour bus caught in this exclusive photo!

February 15, 2010

We all know that Rob Bell is a secret new ager teaming up with President Obama, the anti-christ and Lady GaGa to take over the world. We have further proof of the new world order taking shape with this EMERGENT SCHOOL BUS. We believe that this bus is an attempt to confuse the natural order of school buses. We KNOW who is the author of confusion is.

All I can say is that if something is ODD it must be Emergent. If its EMERGENT it is bad….because ODD is never good. School buses should NEVER confuse kids….therefore it is all of the devil. We hope you can follow our discernmentalist logic…if you can’t you are likely apostate or liberal….or both.

We are not sure if this is really Rob Bells bus… but we know Rob is evil, and evil people cause chaos and usually drive strange buses (hippies drove really weird buses). If hippies drive buses, then we must suppose that we have enough evidence to accuse Rob Bell of possessing this bus….and possession is of the devil. This is why we do discernment…because we are capable of connect dots that you folks cannot!!!

Thanks to discernmentalist logic, NOTHING gets by us.

The ODMafia….Doing the discernment for you, so you don’t have to.

Truthslayer


Twilight Of Emergent Idolatry: New Age Apostasy

December 10, 2009

Twilight Of Emergent Idolatry: New Age Apostasy is a sequel to the much beloved Tween Apostate classic of Emergent Babel, Twilight Of Emergent Idols. These Apostate films are based on the Emergent Twilight book series co-authored by a female Mormon false religionist and a bunch of Emergent heretics. A bunch of morons more like it! These films are spiritual confusing for sure! Why they even teach such confusing and postmodern Emergent ideas as: people have souls, there is good and evil in the world, “love conquers all,” redemption, wholesome values, etc.  Discernmentalists do not be fooled by these apostate values since this book series was written by heretics so therefore these anti-Biblical values are opposed to our core Discernmentalist values of  only the Elect have souls, the world is totally depraved, self-righteousness and war-mongering conquer all, wrath, etc.

We Know with Absolute Certainty these Absolute Truths! Todd Friel using Eric Barger’s Bible Based Selective Uncomprohensive Cherry-Picking Reading Machine has said of the newest installment in the Emergent Twilight series that it in fact promotes the false teaching of: “How to Tell God, ‘You’re not the Lord of me. I’ll do whatever I want’.” Yes we should fear and be paranoid of fictional books and films this much as True Truthwarriors. Anyways, the newest installment in the Emergent Twilight series—Twilight Of Emergent Idolatry: New Age Apostasy stars all your favorite Emergent heretics: Rob “Universalist” Bell, Phyllis Tickle “Your Ears” and Tony “I Have No Truth” Jones among others and Dakota Fanning whom these evil Emergents corrupt and turn into a contemplative Soul-sucking vampire.

Here was sweet little Dakota when she was a Bible-believing Southern Baptist:

And here is Dakota after those Evil Emergents kidnapped her and forced her to star in their sin-promoting movies—Hounddog, Twilight Of Emergent Idolatry: New Age Apostasy and now even more heretical movies:

Here Dakota is in an Emergent coven:

And the ensuing results of the evil Emergents’ spiritual apostasy are working on Dakota:

 

See the difference—We Do—Absolutely! This is why we Discernmentalists must warn you parents to never take your children to movies that we don’t approve of —because your children are too dumb to realize the fine lines between fantasy and reality—and Emergents blur them constantly. This is why we must set the standard for you and tell you to boycott Twilight Of Emergent Idolatry: New Age Apostasy and the like.


Red Letter (non)-Christian And Emergent Holiday

November 7, 2009

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Tony Campolo and some evil Emergents burn our flag and cross while raising the Red banner of Obama in celebration of November 7th.

Today and Sunday all Red Letter non-Christians and Emergents will celebrate an evil anti-Christian holiday—non holy day is more like it. Today being:

 November 7: October Revolution Day in Belarus and other various regions of the former Soviet Union because on 1917Vladimir Lenin led a Bolshevik insurrection against the Provisional Government of Alexander Kerensky, starting the Bolshevik Revolution, the second phase of the overall Russian Revolution.

And we know that those evil Red Letter Christians and Emergents wish the same thing for our God Ordained and Chosen Nation since all of them are Obama supporters—just listen to the evil anthem they plan on singing this  Sunday:

Blasphemy sheer blasphemy—we tell you! Here are trustworthy and official GOIP Internet Encyclopedia has discernmentalized and exposed us to Emergent and Red Letter Christian propaganda for this evil and dreadful day: 

RedLetteredHoliday

More Emergent and Red Letter Christian propaganda:

Obama-Commie-Blogger

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obamunism

Don Jobson—beware of the Red letters.


I comment on a blog about the bible.

February 8, 2008

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I use as pseudonym sometimes so I can minister freely without having people attack me as I spread the love and truth of God. Here is a comment I left at a hate site that attacks other ministries like mine. Haters had an issue with the authorship of the Bible… So I unleashed the McStink on them.

I. Todyaso

God wrote it!!!!

It is the eternal inspired word of GOD not man! Stupid imbeciles!

Man had nothing to do with it. The writers of the Bible were like pens in the hand of God and had NOTHING as far as input. (If you did not all go to those liberal bible colleges you would have known this!) Otherwise they could claim it was their works that save us and not God. God alone saves us and we can DO NOTHING TO ADD TO IT!

If you guys were not dead in your sins you could repent like me!

When Paul stated things like “this is from me and not God” it was God being sarcastic.

So, stop arguing and realize how much smarter I is than you as God gifted me to teach/pastor/condemn all of you idiots that deny the Sovereign God in how you destroy His eternal plan and mess it up by your unrighteous acts of man loving theology while dresses as Rob Bell with a goatee and shaved heads like Assyrian male hookers! REPENT!

Now go and get real jobs to stimulate Bush’s economy. God bless America for only real Christians live here. And God bless your collective mommas for not aborting you when they had the chance so later God could toss you into the Hell you all deny!

Nothing shall separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord,
Murphy McStinky


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