More Questions than most can handle.

February 13, 2008


A picture of what people need to do instead of looking at

Again another question for my discernmenalist gift from God to discern.

David Pullet (name change to protect David Mullers identity) Says:
February 13, 2008 at 9:02 pm   

I have another question. When is it right and wrong to use a computer?


God just told me that you are spending too much time at some You need to be free of xxx sites as they are offensive and not of God. I hear they hang with porn-star puppets there and do not listen to the rebukes of truly Godly men like the editor at Slice of Laodicea.

If you need help be sure that people of the Way of the Master have books you can buy and people that will pray for you and send you on your way as they say, “Be at peace.”

You do not need counseling, but need to spend more time looking at sites like this one, or Aperising ministries, or SoL were you can read and feel guilty of sin and condemned but push that away deep down inside in righteous indignation as you see others much worse than yourself. In that you see people who are worse than you as we deem, then you will feel edified that by the Grace of God you are not like that “sinner” and can show a face of Joy rather than what is really going on in the inside. Remember, as you grow in your righteousness, it will be easier to push down those guilty feelings and focus your anger about yourself on others in the Name of Jesus.

I hope that helps you in your problems.

My honesty will testify for me in the future,

I. Todyaso

Mr Todyaso Can you Help me?

February 13, 2008

I get asked questions all the time because of my keen gift of decernmentalism. Often I am amazed that I do not know the answer but have the supernatural ability to come up with one.  Recently a person (whom I hid the identity of so I will not embarrass them) asked this question.


David Mullett Says:
February 13, 2008 at 4:16 pm 

Mr Todyaso,

Can you help me? I keep a five o’clock shadow full face beard on occasion. Is that evil?



We all know God has a beard. So i assure you that as far as a beard you are fine. Every movie I have seen Jesus in, He also had a beard, blues eyes and light skin and dark hair.

If Jesus and God had beards, I think again that we can as we were made in God’s image and look just like Him.

 Often when I look in the mirror and see my fat belly and sagging pecks I take comfort in knowing that God is older so his belly must be fatter and His pecks more saggy.


Now, we need be careful as to what type of beard we grow.


Take this one for instance.


This is one of the Emergent leaders Shane Claiborne.  I have written extensively on him in my well researched massive called Why Shane Claiborne is not saved.


Notice how he looks like this guy?


 Scary huh?

There are many good beards out there that we can choose from, yet again we must make sure we are not combining Rastafarian hair (hair of false religions) with satanic goatees.

Here are some good beard styles. Notice mostly that with a nice hair cut, most beards that are maintained are acceptable.


Here is an example of what Jesus would look like today. Actually, Jesus would have shorter hair and possible male pattern balding. This would be more for the church youth group style to look hip for the kids when preaching God’s wrath as he was sent to do.


Yet, if we are to be most faithful to those great men that came before us and preached the Gospel of Grace with anger and wrath that is true of our God we would grow a beard like this.

charles_haddon_spurgeon.jpg or like this. images.jpg


But as long as you stay away from this, warren.jpg God will accept you.

Be true to what the bible teaches and you will be saved. Levitcus 19:27 should answer all your questions.

I want you to know, brothers, that the gospel I preached is not something that man made up,

I. Todyaso






Why Shane Claiborne is not saved.

February 13, 2008


Here are the facts as to why Shane Claiborne is not saved.

 1. I said so.

2. Ken Silva said so and also said Shane is a liar.

3. Ingrid of Slice of Laodicea said so.

4. Shane hung around Mother Theresa who we know was RCC and had written that she had doubts and we know that anyone who is RCC and had doubts cannot be saved.

5. Did you look at that picture? He does not look like he is saved to me!

Now, we know that Shane can blame it on bloggers for the Conservative Cedarville University telling him to take his “red” (as in commie) letter bible and go home to his emergent village and sit in front of his guru Tony Jones and Brian McClaren and smoke more doobie from their emergent hookahs.

 I hope that is enough proof to show that Shane Claiborne who likes to go to other countries (like Iraq) and “minister” is really not saved and is going to his Universalist hell in a hemp weaved handbag.

Surely, goodness and kindness will follow me all the days of my life, 

 I. Todyaso

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