R C Sproul Has questionable Theology!

February 18, 2008

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“They say there is nothing more obnoxious than a converted drunk. Try a converted Arminian. Converted Arminians tend to become flaming Calvinists, zealots for the cause of predestination.”

–R.C. Sproul from Chosen by God.

Did you catch that? A converted Arminian becomes a “flaming” Calvinist!

One thing we do not need is Gay Calvinists out there perverting the Doctrines of Grace. How dare this so called respected Scholar suggest we convert gay people let alone the unregenerate Arminian!

I guess we need to start calling R C Sproul “Man – loving/Semi-paramecium”.

What’s next? Perhaps Ingrid will quote Dave Hunt… who denies the doctrines of Grace! I doubt that will happen.

Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that he may lift you up in due time,

I. Todyaso


Rick Warren gets Cavity, goes to Worldly Dentist…

February 17, 2008

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Discernmentalist News –

Rick Warren pastor of the mega church Saddleback was seen at a worldly dentist. He claimed that he had a cavity and was looking for a “purpose driven” dentist, yet seemed in pain as he entered a well known none “Christian” dentist. Rick was asked later why he chose to go there and he commented,  “It is not the fit and flourishing who need the doctor, but those who are ill! Suppose you go away and learn what this means” from the Phillips translation. Pastor/Teacher/Editor/General/Sergeant in Arms/Mega Internet Church Leader/guru/demigod/semi-Pelasgian/Exalted Discernmentalist, Ken Silva stated, “To the discerning among us it would appear that Christ is beginning to call His remnant to Himself. And…if you are in tune with the Spirit, somehow you will just know this truth.”

 


# 1 advise to be a great Discernmentalist like me.

February 16, 2008

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Early on a truly great teacher taught me that “real” leaders never admit mistakes. If you do it is a sign of weakness. Now, I will tell you right now, I am not some girly grace man that will depend on that phony “nice” gospel that smiles at people and treats them less than the sinners they really are. If you are truly MY disciple in MY holy online congregation, you must learn to never, never, never admit mistakes.

Someone tried to point out that there were some errors on my post. Even if that was possible, God will make it right as I am his holy Anointed Pastor/Teacher/Online Discernmetnalist.

 I know that some are already practicing this, and one that on rare occasion messes up and might  admit that “she” was wrong. (That is part of the issue, she is not a Godly Man of God! Yet, she is an aggressive fighter in this “Truth War” in which we must fight for our Leader who leads us in all His Ways of the Master as He Gives out doses of Grace to You to the Elect of God so we will compromise with her on this issue that she is sinning in being that she is a woman.

 To the rest of you, God will love you when hell freezes over as He only saved the Elect!

 According to his eternal purpose which he accomplished in Christ Jesus our Lord,

I. Todyaso


Thoughts on the Truly Elect

February 16, 2008

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 Thank God I am not like those sinners!

God is Love,

I. Todyaso


More Questions than most can handle.

February 13, 2008

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A picture of what people need to do instead of looking at xxxchurch.com

Again another question for my discernmenalist gift from God to discern.

David Pullet (name change to protect David Mullers identity) Says:
February 13, 2008 at 9:02 pm   

I have another question. When is it right and wrong to use a computer?

David,

God just told me that you are spending too much time at some xxxchurch.com. You need to be free of xxx sites as they are offensive and not of God. I hear they hang with porn-star puppets there and do not listen to the rebukes of truly Godly men like the editor at Slice of Laodicea.

If you need help be sure that people of the Way of the Master have books you can buy and people that will pray for you and send you on your way as they say, “Be at peace.”

You do not need counseling, but need to spend more time looking at sites like this one, or Aperising ministries, or SoL were you can read and feel guilty of sin and condemned but push that away deep down inside in righteous indignation as you see others much worse than yourself. In that you see people who are worse than you as we deem, then you will feel edified that by the Grace of God you are not like that “sinner” and can show a face of Joy rather than what is really going on in the inside. Remember, as you grow in your righteousness, it will be easier to push down those guilty feelings and focus your anger about yourself on others in the Name of Jesus.

I hope that helps you in your problems.

My honesty will testify for me in the future,

I. Todyaso


Mr Todyaso Can you Help me?

February 13, 2008

I get asked questions all the time because of my keen gift of decernmentalism. Often I am amazed that I do not know the answer but have the supernatural ability to come up with one.  Recently a person (whom I hid the identity of so I will not embarrass them) asked this question.

 

David Mullett Says:
February 13, 2008 at 4:16 pm 

Mr Todyaso,

Can you help me? I keep a five o’clock shadow full face beard on occasion. Is that evil?

 

David,

We all know God has a beard. So i assure you that as far as a beard you are fine. Every movie I have seen Jesus in, He also had a beard, blues eyes and light skin and dark hair.

If Jesus and God had beards, I think again that we can as we were made in God’s image and look just like Him.

 Often when I look in the mirror and see my fat belly and sagging pecks I take comfort in knowing that God is older so his belly must be fatter and His pecks more saggy.

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Now, we need be careful as to what type of beard we grow.

 

Take this one for instance.

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This is one of the Emergent leaders Shane Claiborne.  I have written extensively on him in my well researched massive called Why Shane Claiborne is not saved.

 

Notice how he looks like this guy?

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 Scary huh?

There are many good beards out there that we can choose from, yet again we must make sure we are not combining Rastafarian hair (hair of false religions) with satanic goatees.

Here are some good beard styles. Notice mostly that with a nice hair cut, most beards that are maintained are acceptable.

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Here is an example of what Jesus would look like today. Actually, Jesus would have shorter hair and possible male pattern balding. This would be more for the church youth group style to look hip for the kids when preaching God’s wrath as he was sent to do.

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Yet, if we are to be most faithful to those great men that came before us and preached the Gospel of Grace with anger and wrath that is true of our God we would grow a beard like this.

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But as long as you stay away from this, warren.jpg God will accept you.

Be true to what the bible teaches and you will be saved. Levitcus 19:27 should answer all your questions.

I want you to know, brothers, that the gospel I preached is not something that man made up,

I. Todyaso

 

 

 

 

 


Why Shane Claiborne is not saved.

February 13, 2008

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Here are the facts as to why Shane Claiborne is not saved.

 1. I said so.

2. Ken Silva said so and also said Shane is a liar.

3. Ingrid of Slice of Laodicea said so.

4. Shane hung around Mother Theresa who we know was RCC and had written that she had doubts and we know that anyone who is RCC and had doubts cannot be saved.

5. Did you look at that picture? He does not look like he is saved to me!

Now, we know that Shane can blame it on bloggers for the Conservative Cedarville University telling him to take his “red” (as in commie) letter bible and go home to his emergent village and sit in front of his guru Tony Jones and Brian McClaren and smoke more doobie from their emergent hookahs.

 I hope that is enough proof to show that Shane Claiborne who likes to go to other countries (like Iraq) and “minister” is really not saved and is going to his Universalist hell in a hemp weaved handbag.

Surely, goodness and kindness will follow me all the days of my life, 

 I. Todyaso


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