Mark Driscoll the Cussing Pastor, forgets to Cuss During Sermon!


Picture of Mark Driscoll using hand gestures as he describes his latest series on Song of Solomon.

Discernmentalist News~

Mark Driscoll who was made famous by Donald Miller in his book  little book of heresy “Blue Like Jazz” is the lead pastor Mars Hill Seattle an emerging church (every other week).

 While preaching last week Mark Driscoll finished his service and almost fell on his face when he realized he forgot to swear during his sermon. He was put off a bit when half the congregation (that only comes to hear him swear and find out if they are to give a thumb up or down on Emergent Village.) began to get up and leave half way through his sermon.

There were some that were over heard as they left stating that they were wondering if Mark Driscoll had gotten saved sometime last week before the service, though this cannot be confirmed or denied we just thought we might let the reader JUDGE whether condemnation is needed.

Continue to pray against Mark and his Church of potty mouth wannabes so that God will be still Holy in Seattle.


86 Responses to Mark Driscoll the Cussing Pastor, forgets to Cuss During Sermon!

  1. laura simmons says:

    Maybe we should contiue to pray against your sarcasm and vicious attacks. Are you saved?


    • VISION 2733 says:

      Right on Laura….this is the worst Heressy the church is facing. where people attack other Christians for their own gain and does nothing to spread the gospel


  2. itodyaso says:


    Sarcasm? I am not even sure what you mean, but I know that you must not be saved as you cannot discern whether we “Truth Warriors” who stand in the cause of spreading the Wrath and judgmentalism of God through Jesus Christ who came to save the Elect like me as saved or not.

    If you look in the Bible, (which is that book with all the dust on it on your bookshelf) you will see that I was chosen in Christ before the creation of the world. So- where were you?

    Now, if you have anything to do with that Apostate School George Fox which produced heretics like Len Sweet that are GBA (guilty by association) with the emerging church, then you also must be a heretic!!!!

    BTW I think Mark Driscoll is saved today. I heard he spoke out against Tony Jones’ New Book, “The New Christians” at at a local Starbucks.

    I know by my Righteous works I am saved by Grace. Do you?

    The righteous will live by faith,



  3. Dave says:

    Why in the world would ask people to pray against a church that preaches from the Bible and proclaims the name of Jesus?


  4. itodyaso says:


    If you do not understand that it is our eternal calling to judge and condemn all with God Holy Wrath and baptise them in His anger, then you might begin to understand how our minds work. In fact to ask that question shows me that you must also use “emergent” cuss language.

    Here are some great men of our own age who understand the power of Imprecatory prayer.

    We know that we are not only called to “curse” our enemies, but are commanded to do so at fear we also fall under that curse.

    So if Mark is cussing, and can’t decide which side of the emerging wall he is on, then we need to pray against him and his church (for they are all GBA) and in this show our Own righteous selves for who we really are!

    Now, get on your knees and curse those who are bringing curses on American and OUR HOLY American Gospel!

    Therefore I urge you to imitate me,

    I. Todyaso


    • Spencer says:

      What happened to “vengeance is mine says the Lord”?


      • itodyaso says:

        Whoever is God’s enemy is mine… I am commissioned by God to be like Jesus and when he comes back he will be destroying millions in a huge bloodlust bridle deep! I am hoping to start getting the body count up before he comes so he has a head start. Jesus needs our help! Join the John MacArthur’s Truth War now.


  5. Mark says:

    Wow, I actually found your blog from googling something. I gotta say, I feel pretty bad for ya. Seriously. I know your type pretty well. I truly feel sorry for ya. I think there is nothing wrong with knowing theology and being able to discern heresy. But then there’s your type. You probably don’t believe that Jesus performs miracles(turning water into wine). You sit at home and look forward to the time you can get on your blog to find something else to bash. But in all reality, your self-esteem gets raised by finding something else to bash. I’m pretty sure in middle school, I learned to not do that. And I’m guessing you might be out of middle school. I can’t imagine what it’s going to feel like when we get to heaven and you start arguing with Jesus over which people are his sheep. You say you are a follower in Jesus. So I’ll give you some advice, turn the computer off, get on eharmony or something to find you a girlfriend. After that doesn’t workout learn to speak real english, walk up to someone that you’ve looked down upon for so long for not being saved, tell them about Jesus and then have a slurpee. It’s just too bad your not going to do that. Instaed you’ll probably spend another friday night wishing you had a girlfriend and playing command and conquer with a friend you went to college with. While, thinking of a brilliant response to myself. Meanwhile, I am going to go out, work, exercise, continue in school and call some of the urban youth I have been working with. Peace.


  6. itodyaso says:

    Mark (could it be that one?)

    I think you should be ashamed at yourself for bragging about your good works. Now all you work for will not be blessed because you bragged about it. That was your reward so Jesus just took a jewel from your crown.

    Your problem is that you do not read the bible and spend too much time in middle school believing what the secular schools teach.

    I might add my wife would be upset if I had a girlfriend. I hope you do not teach those urban youth to cheat on their wives and girlfriends! SINNNER PROMOTOR!

    I hope you grow up and get out of middle school and spend more time in the Bible and learn more or OUR HOLY doctrine.

    Now wonder the youth of today are screwed up, I bet you are one of those Yoga teaching emergents!

    Get saved and stop worrying if Jesus turned water into wine to justify your nightly drinking binges there is much more to that scripture than that!

    Believe because,

    I. Todyaso


    • itodyaso.5 says:

      You contradict yourself in every repost you have. You hypocrite, you sit there and say wether or not someone has read there bible or not, “dust on their bible” who died and made you God. You know nothing about Mark Driscoll, nor wouldn’t take the time to. You sound really familiar…… Pharisee? Matthew 22:15 “Then the Pharisees went and plotted how to entangle him in his words”…. this sounds exactly like what you are doing… Why dont you worry about your relationship with Him rather than others.


  7. Brandon Kirk says:

    Ok, I almost think this is a joke. Expecially seeing as your name is “I tod ya so”. But I’m not sure. and you seem rather sarcastic to be a REAL follower of Jesus. So i’ll take this as a blog that is obviously making fun of by pretending to associate with them


  8. itodyaso says:


    I think you are confusing us with these guys. Though we also believe we are the “Remnant” that which if you were one of us you would “just know this truth” as taught by Ken Silva.
    I hope that helps as you sort out if you are saved or not. If you have any more questions I refer you to this page.

    I. Todyaso


  9. Randy says:

    Do you have that bag over your head because you are embarrassed to show your face?


  10. itodyaso says:


    I have my picture over my head and work in a sensitive area of the church. I attack disperse information of the holy “Truth Wars” and must protect myself from the wackos who come here and want to attack me with stupid questions that have nothing to do with the “truth” We preach.

    Ken Silva does not even have a picture at all. Try to Google him buddy. You will find some CEO or some realty agent, but not one picture of Ken Silva is on the Internet. (I know I was trying to get one for my wall of honor.)

    I wanted to at least have some sort of connection with my audience unlike you who gives a generic name and not one link to it. So who is embarrassed here? Huh? Huh? At least I take a stand and have my name and a face on behind it and not hide behind some Brittan sexual slang word for a name.

    Grow up you Austin Powers pervert.

    I. Todyaso


  11. Randy says:

    haha… actually… Randy is my name… and im not hidding. But I can understand why you would… seriously.. no knocking. True story… my roommate in college worked at a Church in England… and wouldn’t tell anyone who his roommate back home was because he thought they would get the wrong idea.


  12. Randy says:

    BTW… do you live in Seattle?


  13. itodyaso says:

    I cannot disclose where I live…

    Are you now trying to pick me up? This is not some singles bar in Seattle!


  14. Randy says:

    Well it just seems like you talk alot about Mark Driscoll…. I thought you might know him or maybe he’s your man-crush? But no… I’m not trying to pick you up.


  15. itodyaso says:

    It seems you must have a huge crush yourself, not only to come here and defend him but to also want to keep talking to me. I am just not that pretty OK? Nor am I interested in your Internet prowling.

    I know enough about him to write as if I knew him for years.

    I. Todyaso


  16. Randy says:

    Defend him? When have I ever defended Mark Driscoll?


  17. itodyaso says:

    If you are against us, you are for him.

    I. Todyaso


  18. Randy says:

    Correction. The only person I’m for is Jesus.


  19. Randy says:

    By the way… your argument doesn’t work. If I am for him then I might be against you.. but if I am against you that doesn’t mean I am for him.


  20. itodyaso says:


    Then you must not be a REAL Christian because Jesus said that very thing. And if Jesus said, I believe and nuff said.

    Don’t you have a day job?


  21. itodyaso says:

    The real question is… Is Jesus for you?


  22. itodyaso says:

    The real question is… Is Jesus for you?


  23. Randy says:

    I think you are referring to Luke 9 when Jesus said who ever is not against you is for you?. Not the same as what I said. Btw… I never actually said I was against you or Mark Driscoll. My battle isnt against other people… its for other people. Yes, I have a day job… I actually have 2 day jobs. And for the question of “is Jesus for you?” Well He’s not against me so I guess He is.

    PS: Please dont quote Jesus when it favors your agenda. Half of the stuff you say in this site Jesus would have nothing to do with. Jesus would never raise his had against anyone. (I still can’t tell if you are being sarcastic in this site or not)


  24. itodyaso says:


    “PS: Please dont quote Jesus when it favors your agenda. “

    Well I am not going to quote Jesus when he favors your agenda!

    “(I still can’t tell if you are being sarcastic in this site or not)

    Which again is a major problem for you. I have done all I can to help you with this issue but since you won’t bother to do anything, I guess continuing to mock you is all I get to do.

    Carrying that Cross I bear,

    I. Todyaso


  25. Randy says:

    See… this is where we are different. I dont make Jesus fit into my agenda, I make myself fit into His agenda. You, my friend, are the opposite.

    My friend thinks this site is just being sarcastic, maybe he is wiser then I. But you never come out and say it, whether you are being for real or not. Well, if this site is nothing but a big joke…. job well done.


  26. itodyaso says:

    “Wisdom reposes in the heart of the discerning and even among fools she lets herself be known.” Prov 14:33


  27. Lindsey says:

    I just googled something and stumbled across this article and I cannot understand why you keep saying it is our job as Christians to spread God’s judgement and wrath. Have you read the verse in the bible where God states: “It is mine to avenge” that means that it is not our responsibility to judge or condem others. We are only called to “love others” and “walk worthy of the calling which we have recieved” The Holy Spirit is the only one who has authority to convict people’s hearts and I will be praying that he will convict you to remember the grace and love that Jesus extended into your own life so that you will learn how to simply love other people in the way he has loved you.
    It is obviously that you have a passion and a love for Christ so use that passion to build the kingdom of God and not tear others down. Jesus said that a kingdom devided cannot stand so don’t create war with people who are on our side and spreading the love and grace of Christ. I challenge you to share with those who have not heard the gospel instead of judging those whose theology does not match up with your own.


  28. shayne says:

    HA! where do i go to join your lame cult, or are you going to spread gods judgement on me. you should scope out…unless…could it be…DARWIN FISH!!!!! IS THAT YOU??!!?! HA. you’d fit in nicely with those wackos. its crazy after 2 thousand years you have recieved a special revelation from scripture no one else has. was god busy for the last 2k?shut your yapper before god shuts it for you.


  29. Will Farel XV says:

    Lindsey, you clearly have been misled. To think that judging others is not a legitimate ministry is grossly ignoring the subjective message of the Truth. You must realise that protecting the Truth by judging others is serious business. The ministry of judging heretics and excecuting them by the fathers of the Reformation is well documented and we are following their example as the elect should. The methods of executing these judgements have also been well researched by the esteemed teacher in Discernmentalism, Dr. I.Todyaso. His favourite method is that of stoning which is more ancient than mine, burning at the stake of weblogs.

    You have double standards, Lindsey! You accuse this site of judgementalism while you yourself judge these esteemed Discernmentalists. Shame on you.

    Will Farel
    Burning for the Truth


  30. Justin says:

    What is wrong with you guys?


  31. itodyaso says:


    I am fine. Please do not believe the lies of those “emergents” about me.



  32. Jason says:

    If you are not quoting Jesus when He favors other’s agendas, then you are only focusing on your own agenda, not God’s. Bending His Word to fit what you believe is the far more harmful than Driscoll’s stand on drinking. Perhaps if you are afraid the things Jesus says favor others and not yourself, you might spend some time in prayer and figure out where you have gone wrong in His sight.


  33. Jason says:

    On another note, a satire site such as this one hurts the cause of Christ more so than hinders it. Instead of trying to make your point, you might try furthering His cause and living out His Word instead of sitting in your comfy desk chair poking fun at “discernment ministries” who are far less open to change than coke addicts.


  34. Dave Jems says:

    Come on folks – this kind of satire can only serve to help the true cause of Christ. The darker the darkness, the brighter even a pinpoint of light.

    Mockers have their place in God’s program and he sovereignly uses them to accomplish his purposes.

    These guys think they are funny, which always undermines a comedian. They would do far more harm if the satire weren’t obvious. When the tongue is so firmly in cheek, no one pays attention – including their own choir. The only exception are those who comment, thinking this is a serious site and needs to be rebuked on that basis. Those who do, aren’t going anywhere soon theologically anyway – so there’s not much to worry about.

    No one walks into a trap that has neon lights over it glaring , “TRAP” – so as much as it must certainly pain use, your work is obvious self-defeating and obviously better left alone to self-destruct.


  35. Down Widdit says:

    Great stuff. Thrilled to see a site dedicated to the cause. I leave feeling very encouraged. Thank you for all you do.


  36. truthslayer says:

    SERIOUSLY – Uhmmmm guys read the top caption…right hand side

    “Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called “discernment ministries” who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun!”

    We lampoon people using sarcasm and humor. We review the the so called Online Discernment Ministries and take their finest characteristics and emulate them… just to contrast their ‘methodology’ (-:

    Please have that in mind when you read ODMafia.

    Sometimes we lampoon OURSELVES, or even some of the finest christian speakers and thinkers that we like.

    In the mean time we are losing the truth war and the only way we will win is if you abide in absolute truth and send us money.


    • Spencer says:

      How can all this junk possibly be helping the Church? This is just like when Paul asks “Shall we keep sinning so that grace may about? By no means!” If you are Christians you all need to take an earnest step back and ask if what you are doing is good for the Church. Ask if Jesus would ever go about doing things in this way.

      In case you aren’t sure: the answer is NO. Christ would have no part in what you are doing here.


  37. truthslayer says:

    By the way…Will Farell….you are hilarious.

    Stop being funnier than us or you will be discernmentalized! (-:

    Keep coming back!


  38. Apollo says:

    “Faith hope and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love.” 1st Corinthians 13:13

    “Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive and you will be forgiven; give, give and it will be given to you. Good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, will be put into your lap. For with the measure you use it will be measured back to you” Luke 6:37-38

    “a prudent man conceals knowledge, but the heart of folls proclaims folly.” Proverbs 12:23


  39. itodyaso says:


    We agree, you need to stop judging us.

    I. Todyaso


  40. andrewherin says:


    Your last comment: FAIL. Apollo wasn’t judging, he was reciting scripture. By the way, I don’t think this site is a good idea. Even though you are spoofing other ministries, I think MANY PEOPLE ARE COMING TO THIS PAGE AND TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY. You ever think of that? By the way could you leave a reply so you can judge and condemn me?

    p.s. give me your best shot…so I can laugh harder!!! hahaha


  41. itodyaso says:

    Fail? Oh dear ignorant Andrew… I have not failed I have discerned and seen the very heart of Apollo by the will of God who has so gifted me above all men! I saw that his heart was black against me. Had he quoted scripture against those that oppose the Truth War it would have be rightly dividing the Word of God so that it divides the Body of Jesus between the wheat and tares. We cannot tolerate tares in our churches and as the scripture commands us, we must drive them out if we see the enemy has planted them in our churches!

    Have you ever noticed that tares is close to terrible? So will be that those who are tares are terrible and will receive the Terrible Wrath of our Angry God who Hates Sinners! Especially ones like you and Apollo who bear false witness against me in calling me a failure!

    People are taking this post serious… as we state… if you take Apprising ministries, Slice of Laodicea, CRN or any other ODM site serious, then we should be taken much more serious than they as we hold up the standard they set to them and everyone one else. Yes, we are more judgmental than Steve Camp and Ken Silva combined… maybe not if you added Ingrid, but at least SC and KS… I think we might be beat in our judgmentalism if KS, SC and Ingrid combined their judgmentalism and became some super dicernmentalist… (is it hot in here? I feel a little excited here and can’t explain it! My heart is racing! I feel a little dizzy!… )

    Sorry gotta go, I hear that Mark Driscoll is making some more quesitonable statements that might be news-worthy! And thanks for wasting my time Andrew… grow up!

    I. Todyaso


  42. Paul Nicholls says:


    I read your blogpost with a really heavy heart and felt compelled to write to you.

    First of all, God bless you. That’s how Jesus taught us to greet one another.

    Second: I need to tell you my background. I am an Elder in a strong Evangelical church in England. I’m a lawyer by profession and have no affiliation to Mark Driscoll or his church. I have listened to Mark’s teaching (podcasts) and find his Bibilical principles sound.

    My thought are based on scripture. That’s where we all start from.

    ‘By your fruits you will know them…’ A well known scripture I’m sure you know.

    The fruits of your post are vitriol towards Driscoll, with a request that we pray against him. Your comments to the young lad suggest he should find a relationship and not get drunk…? Do you know the lad? Words spoken over a youngesters life can do irrepreprable harm. I know that as I needed ministry for that and still struggle with what was spoken over me in my younger life. The reason I told you I was a lawyer and Elder is that I was told as a youngster I was hopeless and would never amount to anything. That did a great deal of harm. I went to a church that was judgmental and made me feel that God was a bully. I of course know now that was entirely wrong and that God loves us all.

    OK. The fruits of Mars Hill? They preach the gospel, maybe in a way that you don’t agree with, but, neverthless they do, and they have seen people saved. That’s the fruit. Remember the scripture? What are the fruits of your post? I hope the young lad you slated reads this post and understands God loves him. I hope people don’t follow your advice and pray against Driscoll, and if you follow my reason I will tell you why below.

    Scripture tells us that we should not touch the Lord’s annointed. Saul was the first annointed king of Israel. Even though Saul went against God and was actively seeking to kill David, it’s a lesson to see what happened when David found Saul sleeping.

    David could have taken Saul down in a moment. David took a small piece of Saul’s robe and immediately felt burdened that he’d done that. He went back to God asking for forgiveness.

    Never touch the Lord’s annointed. It’s dangerous to do so.

    You may try and argue that Mark Driscoll is not annointed. Consult scripture again and see Jesus’ answers to his critics who proclaimed He was doing the works of Satan. Jesus explained that He could not being the works of satan when He was promoting His father. Remember that people are being saved under Driscoll’s ministry.

    My (saved) son asked me to look at this as he came across your site. He was anxious about this, and I know I am even more anxious at the effect that your post may have on people searching for Christ, or at the critical stage of making a decision.

    Think before you post. This is a window to the world, ask God for wisdom. I know I do constantly.

    God bless.

    Paul Nicholls
    Birmingham, England.


  43. itodyaso says:

    In the upper right hand box that is on EVERY SINGLE PAGE OF THIS BLOG…

    Dude! This is a satire site!
    Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called “discernment ministries” who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against “good” discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.

    Hope that helps as it seems so many don’t get it!

    Be blessed!


  44. I know, that’s why I posted the fact that you have to be careful.

    Honestly? I don’t get it…


  45. Amanda says:

    Dang…it would be tough to constantly get comments from people who don’t get that this is SATIRE.

    I visit (don’t hate)frequently too and have forwarded a couple of articles to people who I thought would ‘get it’…but alas, many emails and phone calls later..I had to explain to them that “No, dear Rick Warren isn’t really buying the New Orleans Saints in hopes to build a ‘Purpose Driven Field.’



  46. Hye Sung says:

    This was silly. Mark Driscoll is a man of God.


  47. Victoria says:

    Mark Driscoll is a fake and a phony and I can’t believe people fall for his heresy. I heard a sermon that he preached and he talked about his toddler son taking a “p*ss” in the yard. He acts like a macho know-it-all. What ever happened to God resists the proud but gives grace to the humble?


  48. jbaker05 says:

    Laura, I was wondering if you would contact me. I am doing research on Driscoll’s church and you seem to be somewhat informative. Perhaps you could give me some information that I am looking for. It would be appreciated.


  49. jbaker05 says:

    Not laura. I meant itodyaso. Please contact me at


  50. truthslayer says:

    I heard that Driscoll is such a phoney that he only exists virtually….inside a computer simulation. But that is according to very precise research robot monkeys yearly report.


  51. itodyaso says:

    It makes so much sense truthslayer, I have only seen MD on and never in person… He has only been a virtual presence to me. And the RRM’s are never wrong!


  52. itodyaso says:


    I too am appalled that anyone would allow a toddler to pee in their yard.* It only confirms by that alone that Mark D is not truly regenerated… in fact he most likely is reunregenerate. He was not, then was and not is not again… we are still not sure if he is truly elect and now that Steve Camp has buddied up with Richard Abanes and forsaken Ingrid of Slice, we cannot trust Steve Camp to tell us if Mark Driscoll is saved, emerging or elect and Calvinist.

    I. Todyaso

    *I would make my toddler pee in the neighbors yard like my dog does…


  53. truthslayer says:

    Just as a heads up, I was the one that trained itdyaso’s dog to pee in the neighbours yard. In addition, his dog is also trained as a discernmentalist….


  54. James says:

    I do not believe Mark was made famous in Donald Miller’s book Blue Like Jazz. I have not read it in detail but i do believe I recall that Mars Hill is not mentioned nor is Mark’s full name.


  55. itodyaso says:


    You might be confused as we may not lie but we do at times twist the truth to fit our needs. Fortunately Donald Miller already did all the work in setting up this post.

    Now that in the review not only is Mark mentioned, but he is directly mentioned as the “Cussing Pastor”.

    So really you need to trust us for all your info and not that we never admit we are wrong and in this case we are not.

    I. Todyaso


  56. Chris says:

    WOW! I wish people would listen to Pastor Mark’s sermons. I’ve heard him use the word “damn” and “hell”. But I think to call him the “cussing pastor” and to say he cusses in every sermon and when he doesn’t people leave his church is a bit pretentious. I pray that all of you will either read a book by Pastor Mark or listen to a few if his sermons and see if he fits his role of “cussing pastor”


  57. itodyaso says:

    WOW! Chris!

    I wish people would read this which is in the upper right hand column as well as noted in our banner:

    Dude! This is a satire site!
    Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called “discernment ministries” who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against “good” discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.

    And you can thank Donald Miller for the title “The Cussing Pastor” as it was he who dubbed Mark as such.

    Now in light that this is SATIRE/Parody I hope you will not understand how this post was and is intended.


  58. Landon says:

    I. Todyaso, now what makes you think if people cannot read the title of your website that they can understand and grasp your eloquent sarcasm? Or read the top box in the right hand column clearly stating your mission?

    Personally, I love you. You make me laugh.


  59. Christa says:

    Listen to his sermons, I’ve only heard him “cuss” a handful of times and that’s listening to OLD sermons.

    He is reaching one of the most unchurches cities in america, we should be happy people are coming to Christ.


  60. itodyaso says:


    Let’s play “How observant is Christa?”

    Ummm BONK! FAIL!

    Sorry you lost… Here’s why…

    First read the banner, then go to the upper right hand side of this blog…

    Then read this note:

    “Dude! This is a satire site!
    Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called “discernment ministries” who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against “good” discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.”

    Now I realize you may not be a dude… but come on… so let this be a lesson…. not to comment BEFORE YOU CHECK OUT THE SITE… = )



  61. centralityofthegospel says:

    Truth be told. Mark Driscoll was called out on his swearimg by John Piper and now Piper asks Driscoll to do many of his desiring God events.

    But who cares about forgiveness and the whole truth when old truths will seem so much jucier and create so many more discerning old truth fundamentalistic truth bashing BLOGS.


  62. Emma says:

    This stuff makes me so mad. So often things that people say are taken out of context….case in point. Anyone who has actually seen/watched his sermons knows that what he is talking about is Biblical. Yet people are taking one or two sentences out of context and making it seen as though it is sooo out of line. Watch his sermons yourself, “The Peasant Princess”, they are actually fantastic! As follower of Christ for 6-7 years now, his sermons on the Song of Solomon have given great insight to my marriage, to my sister’s as well and a couple who serve in leadership at our home church.
    Check it our for yourself, not only will you be blessed, but your will clearly see how Satan is used to twist the truth of God’s Word.


  63. itodyaso says:

    Emma… Emma… dearest Emma… You know what kind of stuff makes me sooo mad? When someone takes themselves sooooo serious and do not look around a site to see what it is about. Did you read any of the other comments? I doubt it… cuz in the comments as well as in the banner… and in the right hand box on the top of every page… reads:

    Dude! This is a satire site!
    Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called “discernment ministries” who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against “good” discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.

    This site is mock those that REALLY BELIEVE THIS STUFF THAT MAKES YOU MAD.

    Now… If you bother to check this out for yourself… then you will not only be blessed but you will see how Satan is used to twist the truth of God’s Word…

    Interestingly the most angry people who come to this site are those who hate me on a personal level and are ODM’s that we mock… and Mark Driscoll followers who do not bother to look around but just get mad and not use self control and just blast us in their anger.

    Maybe that might be a message to you and others that anger is not the path to take… and that maybe instead of meeting anger and hate with anger and hate… meeting anger and hate with love and a sense of humor.


    I. Todyaso aka iggy


  64. centralityofthegospel says:

    I reject what you said itodyaso.

    No fun allowed at any ODM sites. Period. Only bashing of non-truth blood engorged hairy ticks.


  65. centralityofthegospel says:

    ok, maybe that was not so funny!


  66. elizabeth says:

    I can understand that you are trying to bring to light something that you obviously feel strongly about in a satirical manor, however as ONE body of christ we need to be careful not to discourage others. Whether for joke and fun, or for rebuke, we need to guard our tongues (or posts in this case) to make sure that we are not discouraging those whom God as called.
    In fact this is something that we ought to be fleeing from.
    Clearly a lot of people have not understood where you are coming from in your supposed light hearted tone. Even though i do not actually agree with where you ARE coming from, I think that you need to be loving and considerate of other fellow believers and whilst Mark is a sinner just like any one else, God can use him to bring people to Christ.
    We are all sinners and this is the basic premise of christianity. I am a sinner, Driscoll is a sinner, and even you are a sinner. We are all hypocrites, we are all liars, we are all self righteous
    ‘Let God be true, and every man a liar’ Romans 3:4
    ‘9What shall we conclude then? Are we any better[? Not at all! We have already made the charge that Jews and Gentiles alike are all under sin. 10As it is written:
    “There is no one righteous, not even one;
    11there is no one who understands,
    no one who seeks God.
    12All have turned away,
    they have together become worthless;
    there is no one who does good,
    not even one.”[c]’ Again Romans 3
    This is why we all need the grace of God brought to us by his son Jesus Christ. It is not our place to judge whether Mark Driscoll has been saved as that is up to God. It is also not up to me to judge whether you have been saved but I pray that you have and that I will enjoy an eternity in paradise with you. I would hope that your prayer is the same for me and the world at large, and because of this not want to do anything that might discourage others.
    As for your comments on God being hateful etc i have to verses that will show you that in fact this goes directly against what the bible says, and as this is an authority over both you and I, whether we agree with it or not, it is the truth

    ’16″For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life’ John 3:16

    ‘Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.’ 1 John 4:8

    ’43″You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ 44But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.’ Matthew 5:43-48

    Your sister in Christ, Elizabeth


  67. J says:

    “Love your enemies and pray FOR those who persecute.”

    Matthew 5:44

    Words from the mouth of Jesus.

    “I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.”

    Mahatma Ghandi


  68. rzhblog says:

    If Mark Driscoll could just stop talking about sex like he has managed to stop cussing …. maybe Arthur McJohn would like him. It seemed like two thirds of Mark Driscoll’s latest book “Religion Saves” was about sex. I realize that sex is the god of the USA; but seriously one can get bored with so much sex talk in one book. 😉

    I look forward to a future book by Mark Driscoll that is sex lite? 😉

    Good satire of the sex pastor … as he no longer is the cussing pastor. 😉


  69. Rebecca says:

    I happened to stumble upon this website and man, I am confused! Is this a joke or isn’t it?


  70. Rebecca says:

    Whoops, just kidding, I actually read the banner…


  71. ginchy says:

    Ok, satire or not, you really are an idiot. This isn’t clever in the least. Don’t get me wrong, Driscoll is worthless – but so are you.


  72. MRWBBIII says:



  73. A Sinner says:

    I, too, came across your blog while googling something, and while I was here I felt the desire to comment. The only thing I would add to the conversation is what do you consider yourself doing by posting this against Mark Driscoll and then practically bashing anyone and everyone who has commented on your blog? Didn’t Jesus warn us not to become like the Pharisees and teachers of the law who like to burden people with the law, but wouldn’t lift a finger to help them discern it and apply it to their lives? Understand I am not trying to judge, but it appears that your condemnation of Driscoll, emergent, and those who have commented on this blog is in direct opposition of what Jesus taught. So, from one brother in Christ to another, lay down the condemnation and take up the grace that has been offered to you through Jesus.


    • itodyaso says:

      I think that you admitting your a sinner proves you are not saved like we are. In fact we are more righteous than the Pharisees and have added even more stringent layers to the Law that we call OUR DOCTRINES. Once you figure our OUR DOCTRINES and become like us, then we will approve you and your salvation… if not, you are condemned to hell. That is the ODM way! Get used to it.


  74. Accepting the charity of God says:

    I just think this is a very sad and discouraging website.

    I think you, Itodyaso are one of the people non-believers look at and then think they want nothing to do Christianity. Your cold heart is robbing people of a relationship with our God.


    • itodyaso says:

      Right and YOU”RE saved? I bet you think the Grinch did steal Christmas… but thank God for Glen Beck as he stole it back from the undeserving minions. I also noted that you have not tithed to this ministry, which further gives us suspicion you are not saved! BTW, do you not believe in the Sovereignty of God? I guess not because if my cold heart can rob people of a so-called relationship with God, then God is not sovereign. Truth believers in OUR God do not want a relationship with Him anyway as we have OUR DOCTRINES to save us! Heathen, reprobate and unregenerate people would not even understand this. Repent if you can, but God does not hear sinners, God only hears the Elect we WE pray! In our Doctrines glorious Name!


  75. caucazhin says:

    Is that bottom video of Mark Driscoll and Larry David ?
    HA HA…well it might as well be He should have toilet mouth Mark on his show.
    And AMEN 2 all who see Driscoll for the self serving, self aggrandizing NOTORIOUS PIG that he is. He did a NIGHTLINE interview where they drove around town and rightfully discussed all the idol worship of our culture including football and as it turns out “MACHO MAN” Driscoll attends ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIPS
    and calls some fighters brothers in Christ. This guy is a 1ST class dufus


  76. Julie says:

    This is hilarious! Mark Driscoll is narcissistic at best. A wanna-be Rob Bell in macho form. his followers are not even intelligent enough to realize what you are doing. thanks for making my day.


  77. This Guy says:

    Love God and Love your neighbor as yourself. Period.( does that mean fellow Christians too ?? hmm…)


  78. […] Mark Driscoll said it was OK for me to say “crap.” […]


  79. yippy says:

    The great thing about Rob Bell is that you can agree with everything and nothing and him all at once. My favorite thing on this site so far is when someone said “whilst”. That was great. And more powerful to, as old language is very intimidating.


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