The Emerging Church can Run but it can’t hide!

I have to laugh at the audacity that some in the emerging church think this some sort of “reformation”. I see that they cannot stand up to the huge institution we know and love that holds our truly “Reformed” faith that has stood the test of time. I mean it has been almost 500 years and look how united in Christ and how mature we are! If that is not proof enough I think that the emerging church must realize that we will crush you by the power of our Truth Doctrines and “Right Beliefs.”



So often I confront an emergent and tell them straight to their blog, they are hell bound. Yet, they retort that there is not “eternal hell” as it is tossed in the Lake of Fire. Imagine what pride and arrogance; first to mouth back at me the great Discernmentalist called by God Himself to rebuke and reprove these insolent children of the church of hell, let alone correct me in my own Doctrine! I bet they will be doing a lot of “revisionism” in HELL!

Expressing spiritual truths in spiritual words,

I. Todyaso

8 Responses to The Emerging Church can Run but it can’t hide!

  1. ron says:

    You are going straight to hell!
    I tell you this out of love.
    You need to repent!
    Repent, now!!!!!


  2. seymorespurgeon says:

    I have no need to repent. I am part of the elect and I know it! So heed your own words before God catches up with you. When he does, it won’t be pretty and I will have to laugh at your folly.

    If only you were like me,

    Dr. Seymore Spurgeon


  3. This is what I intended to post above, but a section got chopped in the transfer:

    What is an emergent. I hear so much about them these days I feel I should know.
    So you believe you are one of God’s elect and so does Ron. Could it be that you both are? Leave those who are certain they are saved to God’s judgement and put your evangelistic energy to the salvation of those who are not. There are too many out there who are unsaved and they need to hear the Easter story more than your brothers in Christ. You may not agree with other brothers and sisters on every little doctrinal detail, but you are called to love your them. Just because they are not 100% like you does not give you God’s authority to criticise them, nor to mock them.

    It’s like me telling every Catholic I know that they are going to Hell. I don’t much like Catholicism but I recognise the grace of God’s saving power at work through it. Similarly, I would not be happy in your branch of the faith but I wouldn’t dream of telling you that you aren’t saved, because only God can know that.

    Lighten up and show a little more humility and love. That way we might see Christ in you more than the petulant schoolboy who has to be right.


  4. itodyaso says:

    Door-man “priest”

    Catholics are all hell bound… even those ones like Augustine and such as they were not Protestant or at least good Baptist as opposed to those apostates that follow Frank Page.

    Grace? I will give you grace…. repent or burn!

    Humility is only for one to get saved, but after that one must be boastful in the Lord and that is what I do.

    If you were truly Elect, then you would not need to be so rebuked!

    To the one we are the smell of death; to the other, the fragrance of life,
    I. Todyaso


  5. There are none so blind as those who will not see.


  6. itodyaso says:


    Please do not insult us by making this some satire blog or something. Please give us all the respect you would other great gifted Pastor/Teachers/Internet Congregational/ Truth Warriors out there.

    Make no mistake and take us as serious as you would the Awesome Slice of Laodocia or Awe Inspiring Aperising Ministries or the Great Christian Research Network. If you love those sites you will love us for spreading the same Gospel of wrath and anger from our angry sinner hating God.

    Our conscience testifies that we have conducted ourselves in the world, and especially in our relations with you, in the holiness and sincerity that are from God.,

    I. Todyaso


  7. Christ is Risen!

    He is risen Indeed. Halelujah.


  8. seymorespurgeon says:

    Christ is Risen Indeed! I hope you come to the saving grace that I have found! As a child of God, and holier than thou, I know he is risen!

    I will be patient, I know God isn’t through with you yet!

    Dr. Seymore Spurgeon


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