The Emerging Church can Run but it can’t hide!

March 19, 2008

I have to laugh at the audacity that some in the emerging church think this some sort of “reformation”. I see that they cannot stand up to the huge institution we know and love that holds our truly “Reformed” faith that has stood the test of time. I mean it has been almost 500 years and look how united in Christ and how mature we are! If that is not proof enough I think that the emerging church must realize that we will crush you by the power of our Truth Doctrines and “Right Beliefs.”



So often I confront an emergent and tell them straight to their blog, they are hell bound. Yet, they retort that there is not “eternal hell” as it is tossed in the Lake of Fire. Imagine what pride and arrogance; first to mouth back at me the great Discernmentalist called by God Himself to rebuke and reprove these insolent children of the church of hell, let alone correct me in my own Doctrine! I bet they will be doing a lot of “revisionism” in HELL!

Expressing spiritual truths in spiritual words,

I. Todyaso


Please Ray, Repent!

March 19, 2008


I love my hero’s!  Not in a worship them above God way, but in a respect kind of way.  So it was with utter shock that one of my hero’s slipped today.  I guess I should back up a minute.  Ray Comfort is part of  the team that is Way of the Master.  They have Mastered (pun intended) a formulaic way of guilting people to find Christ.  It works GREAT.  I have used it myself, although not with the desired results.  I got a chocolate milkshake in my face.  Maybe I didn’t guilt good enough.  Anyway, he is one of the gods (small g) of fundamentalism.  He can take a passage and make it fit his agenda and theology without missing a beat and make you feel like a non-Christian for missing it.  Genius!

But here is what he said today:

“What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”
“What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”
“What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”

Wait for about five seconds, close your eyes and say all three sentences again within your mind, making sure you emphasize the same italicised words (don’t cheat). If it doesn’t work, repeat the exercise, doing it slower with stronger emphasis on the italicized word.”

Ray, don’t you see what you are doing. 


You are taking on the Emergent practice of meditation, or worse, you are taking on the New Age practice of chanting!  Don’t you read Ken Silva (awesome) or Ingrid (awesome) about the perils of doing a satanic ritual.  How can you call yourself a Christian and use such practices?  Not only that, but you are asking others to do these practices as well.  You might as well be a conduit for satan himself!   

Please repent and get back on the straight and narrow.  Actually, you might not have been saved since you are now using these practices.  So repent and believe and be saved.  Forsake these practices because they are from the devil and you know what that means.  You use those verses all the time.  Please Ray, before it is too late.  Just one question to ask  you Ray, Are you a good person?

The Things We Sacrifice For Our Truth!

March 11, 2008


Things are tough all over. In fact this “Truth War” we rage takes it toll on us at times. The yoke of Truth we carry for God in the Name of Jesus seems so heavy a burden but we cannot ever put it down for fear our eternal security be jeopardized and Our Truth we worship that stands along side God in all It’s Glory must be protected at all costs. Luck for me my wife is a true servant of our angry God.

 Another rule in the discernmentalist handbook is that we never, ever get marriage advise. In fact as far as marriage (which means “sex”) we see is something only other people like “emergents’ have. We only procreate if necessary and trust God to teach us about things like that. In fact some people like Mark Driscoll are teaching blasphemous things like Song of Solomon is about “sex”! We all know it is not about sex but an allegory of Jesus and the Church.

 The couch is not that bad after a couple of years. Your back will adjust. You will have numb fingers for all the hours you spend surfing the web for old “communities” for dirt on your most hated “heretic” that day. But in the end it is all worth it as we will stand before Jesus and say, `Lord, Lord, did we not rebuke those heretics in your name, and in your name drive out emergents and perform well for you?’

 God willing Our Truth will win out over the contextualized truth of those heathens that think they are saved!

Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock.



Cleaning the Temple

March 6, 2008


I was perusing my favorite blogs the other day when I came upon one that I couldn’t believe. Now, I am not one to judge quickly (except if you are not a “true” believer or you are emergent or not elect), but I had to take another look at this one. The Pyro guys (awesome) had a post that talked about the two different times that Jesus turned over the moneychanger tables in the temple. Of course there were two different times! In John’s gospel it happens in chapter 2 and in Matthew’s gospel it happens in chapter 21. How can it be the same event if they happen 19 chapters apart? Not only that, but in John Jesus says, “Get these things out of here. Don’t turn my Father’s house into a marketplace.” But in Matthew it says, “The Scriptures declare, ‘My Temple will be called a place of prayer,’ but you have turned it into a den of thieves!”

So you can see there are two different accounts of a different event. Forget that most scholars believe this is the same event in two different accounts. If you look at the scriptures, really “look”, then you have to see they are two different events. As one commenter on Pyro said:

“I knew they were at chronologically different points in the Synoptics (Matthew, Mark, and Luke) and John (end and beginning of Christ’s earthly public ministry respectively), but I accepted the hypothesis that they were different versions of the same event.

That, I realize now, is making a mockery of the Holy Spirit in His inspirational working through the Evangelists; and/or accusing either the Synoptic authors or John of pious fraud.”

Well said commenter. How dare you think these are two different accounts of the same event? Now that Pyro has pointed this out to you, don’t you dare think that the Bible is Not Inerrant! This should prove it!

Now my real beef with the Pyro guys (Awesome) is that they use a commentary by D. A. Carson. Even though he gets this passage right (the John 2 passage), he is so wrong on so many other things. Just take a look at this:

“As a consulting editor of the New Bible Commentary, D.A. Carson is responsible for the following attempt to undermine the historicity of the Genesis account of creation:

“Most of these stories [in Genesis 1-11] deal with periods long before writing was invented, so they cannot be ‘history’ in the strict sense of the term or be verified by evidence from outside the Bible. … T. Jacobsen has coined the term ‘mytho-historical’ to describe such literature … ‘Myth’ has negative overtones, so ‘proto-history’ is probably a better way to describe Genesis 1-11. In the present state of knowledge it is difficult to know how to relate these chapters to modern scientific discovery. … In that these are days of God’s activity not human work, it is unlikely that they are supposed to last twenty-four hours” (New Bible Commentary, Intervarsity Press, 1994, consulting editors D.A. Carson, R.T. France, J.A. Motyer, G.J. Wenham).”

Pyro guys, Please pick you commentators for their entire works and not just for something that agrees with your point. We don’t want to start looking like those emergent guys. I know that you are great Fundamentalists (awesome) and you have TRUTH on your side, but you have to do your research a little better. The Bible is inerrant and we don’t need anyone questioning our TRUTH with facts. Stop using D.A. Carson! He is not Fundamentalist enough. Actually, I am now beginning to question whether he is really saved like me!

I believe because I have to!

Dr. Seymore Spurgeon

Mark Driscoll the Cussing Pastor, forgets to Cuss During Sermon!

March 5, 2008


Picture of Mark Driscoll using hand gestures as he describes his latest series on Song of Solomon.

Discernmentalist News~

Mark Driscoll who was made famous by Donald Miller in his book  little book of heresy “Blue Like Jazz” is the lead pastor Mars Hill Seattle an emerging church (every other week).

 While preaching last week Mark Driscoll finished his service and almost fell on his face when he realized he forgot to swear during his sermon. He was put off a bit when half the congregation (that only comes to hear him swear and find out if they are to give a thumb up or down on Emergent Village.) began to get up and leave half way through his sermon.

There were some that were over heard as they left stating that they were wondering if Mark Driscoll had gotten saved sometime last week before the service, though this cannot be confirmed or denied we just thought we might let the reader JUDGE whether condemnation is needed.

Continue to pray against Mark and his Church of potty mouth wannabes so that God will be still Holy in Seattle.


The Importance of “Biblical” Words!

March 5, 2008

Recently I had some Emergent try to tell me I had “bad” theology. He tried to explain the difference between God Sovereignty and what “God cannot” and “will not” do. He tried to explain that it is in Gods’ nature that he is not a man that God cannot lie or change His mind… but not becuase God “cannot” but becuase He “wills not to”. It is against His Nature. This is such a subtle lie as he is changing “Biblical words” to fit his own emergent agenda.

 There are verses in the bible that state clearly that God “cannot lie” so I pointed them out to this arrogant heretic. He again stated that in the original language there was a slight difference between “words”.

“Paul, a servant of God, and an apostle of Jesus Christ, according to the faith of God’s elect, and the acknowledging of the truth which is after godliness; In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began; But hath in due times manifested his word through preaching, which is committed unto me according to the commandment of God our Saviour;” Titus 1:1-3

“That by two immutable things, in which it was impossible for God to lie, we might have a strong consolation, who have fled for refuge to lay hold upon the hope set before us:” Hebrews 6:18

I am sure if you looked at every translation (that is approved by us) you will see these verses translated this way faithfully using only “Biblical words.”

His argument included the word “love” as he stated that there is more than one “love” in the bible yet the English only uses the one word for love.

He has no clue.

We must use biblical words only to support the teachings of our faith. Can you imagine what would happen if we did not? I mean things like the “Trinity” or the “hypostatic union” of God would be lost! We must stick only to the English biblical words and never use words like “missional” which means that we need live everyday as a representative for Jesus. They don’t get that this is why we have missionaries and evangelists.

If we do not be careful that we do not go outside the bible for our understanding of Jesus, for if we do we may not come back with true biblical teachings. How dare these heretics challenge us true and faithful Truth Warriors on Our Holy Doctrine!

They make me sick! How dare they push man’s teachings over the Word of God!

Here is a very simple overview on how to “rightly divide” God’s Word. We can see this man knew the Word of God


Grace, mercy and peace from God the Father and from Jesus Christ, the Father’s Son, will be with us in truth and love,

I. Todyaso

Emerging Church is a Disease Medical proof!

March 2, 2008


Baptismal service at an Emerging Church near you!

This article proves that the Emerging Church is a disease. At the site for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention we have this entire area dedicated to the Emerging Church. It is called Emerging Infectious Disease

It is not only infecting humans but other animals. Notice in Argentina that the “unclean” pig is infected by this emerging infection.

Soon if we do nothing we will have plagues of Biblical apocalyptic proportions!

Now we of the Truth War know that God is sovereign over everything BUT the law and ten commandments as He is forced to judge those who are not believers in Jesus by The Law and The Ten Commandments. So, outside of being under the Law and forced to obey it Himself, God is sovereign. Unless you notice that God cannot lie and things like that, so if you set that aside then God is sovereign. In that since He is, we must protect His Truth and promote His War of Truth and make sure His Truth is preserved by our own works!

 They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them–bringing swift destruction on themselves,

I. Todyaso

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