Unknown Facts about Mark Driscoll!

April 26, 2008

1. Mark never sleeps, he plants Churches.

2. Mark is so holy he can add new books to the Bible, like Acts29

3. Mark once killed a man by reading him Calvin’s Institutes.

4. In prison Mark shanked a man in prison to keep his front teeth.

5. Mark is now afraid to shower with other men.

6. Mark used to swear more until his Tourette syndrome was properly medicated.

7. Mark has the mark of the beast tattooed on his buttocks

8. Mark once attended a U2 concert.

9. Mark used to be grunge when grunge wasn’t cool.

10. Mark once talked to Ravi Zachariah so Mark might be saved.

11. Mark once talked to Ravi Zachariah so Mark might not be saved.

 12. Mark shot a man while robbing his castle, Bobbie Sue took the money and run.

13. Before Mark was converted, he was the Rooster  and the Man in The Box (lyrics contain swear words so if you are easily offended do not click link)

14. Mark has seen the Black Hole Sun.

15. Mark dated Alice in Chains and members of Soundgarden.

16. Mark once went to see Swearengen to learn more swear words for sermons but left early as they did not swear enough.

17. A big part of Marks seminary training was at the Chapel before he realized it was a bar.

I am sure there are more, I am doing more research even now.

I. Todyaso

Our Hits are Down!

April 26, 2008

Sadly i must confess our hits are down. So I decided to do a post that has Rob Bell, Ingrid of Slice of Laodicea, Mark Driscoll, Brian McLaren, Doug Paggett, Ken Silva Ravi Zacharia, Jesus the Messiah, Moses, the American Idol. the Dow Jone Industrial Average, Rick Warren, the Nephilim, and Obama and Hillary, UFO’s, The Beatles and Britney Spears all mentioned in one post just to get hits. Keep the hits coming and help us keep this Truth War moving.  


I. Todyaso

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